Howe's Pressing panzers v Steeeeeevie Geeeeeee's Beige Boring Bastards

[Gemmill 44882]

Just now, Renton said:

I've done medical attachments in orthopaedics and I don't remember surgery ever being appropriate for a fracture of a small foot bone. WHO ARE THESE QUACKS? 

 

This is what I meant. THANK YOU MEDICAL MAN FOR COMING TO MY DEFENCE AND PROVING I'M A BETTER MAN THAN ALEX AND EWERK. 

[ewerk 30611]

That's tonight's Chronicle front page sorted.

 

[Toonpack 9414]

Minimum 6 weeks out 😳

[ewerk 30611]

2 minutes ago, Toonpack said:

Minimum 6 weeks out 😳

 

Best case scenario is that he misses five games.

[Kid Dynamite 7029]

Let's hope Bruno into the starting XI will have a similar talismanic effect to Trippier coming into the team. 
 

Targett, Burn, Fede/Schar and Krafth/Manquillo is still a decent back 4 with a solid midfield in front of them 

[Alex 35083]

What’s the word on Manquillo’s injury? 

[trophyshy 7083]

Fucking VILLANS.

[Chaser 1207]

Manquillo has raised his game and is a competent replacement, maybe doesn't fill in for all the shouting and commanding though. If he's not fit either then cheese slice it is. 

[Gemmill 44882]

5 minutes ago, Alex said:

What’s the word on Manquillo’s injury? 

I read ankle ligaments somewhere. 

[Rosco 759]

That'll be a huge miss he had that right side of defence tighter than a nuns c--t but in the second half yesterday once he'd gone off villa had more space down that side

Edited February 14, 2022 by Rosco

[Christmas Tree 4725]

Has anyone got a link to a clip of Dubravka’s diving header. Daughter was impressed but I was on a loo run.

[Dr Gloom 21924]

17 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

I read ankle ligaments somewhere. 

Double blow because manquillo has been impressive recently too.  Krafth looking like the weak link in defence if he gets a prolonged run at right back.  

[Rosco 759]

I presume the 5th metatarsal the small toe

[Renton 21627]

Just now, Rosco said:

I presume the 5th metatarsal the small toe

 

It is. Is this the case? Should have a good prognosis if so. 

[Gemmill 44882]

Targett and Krafth it is in the meantime. We're gonna be fine. 

[Toonpack 9414]

Hope Palace beat Stoke in the cup, that’ll push our game with them out to after next international break, when hopefully he’ll be back.

 

Always thought international breaks were utter shit until just about now. 

[scoobos 298]

We are winning shit games, with the VAR decision going our way. 3 wins on the bounce. That fookin ref was on a bet though, from the 70th minute onwards. 
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnd relax! HWTL!

Edited February 14, 2022 by scoobos

[Howay 12496]

Honestly when you look at the fixtures of the three bottom bitches they’ll all struggle to get to 30 points, Leeds and Brentford are in absolute free fall, and the games you’d say were winnable for all of them are each other. I don’t think we need many more points tbh, Trippier is a massive blow but the way Burn looked and Targett back we should still be hard to break down and pick up points in most games.
 

I think we need to average about 1 point per game to hit 35 points, which should be doable and would see us comfortable. 

[Alex 35083]

23 minutes ago, Howay said:

Honestly when you look at the fixtures of the three bottom bitches they’ll all struggle to get to 30 points, Leeds and Brentford are in absolute free fall, and the games you’d say were winnable for all of them are each other. I don’t think we need many more points tbh, Trippier is a massive blow but the way Burn looked and Targett back we should still be hard to break down and pick up points in most games.
 

I think we need to average about 1 point per game to hit 35 points, which should be doable and would see us comfortable. 

Just over a point per game, or 5 wins and 2 draws from our last 15 matches to put it another way, gets us to 38 points. I think that’s doable and will be more than enough 

Edited February 14, 2022 by Alex

[ewerk 30611]

3 hours ago, Andrew said:

 

Fair, Willock is a bit of a weird one, he's clearly playing better than he has but I still don't see what he does all that well?

 

Shelvey is the passer, Joelinton has the world biggest engine and his physicality, Willock...?

 

 

He does this apparently. Though it's difficult to discern when watching.

 

 

[Dr Gloom 21924]

2 minutes ago, ewerk said:

 

He does this apparently. Though it's difficult to discern when watching.

 

 

 

willock the waster

[gurru991 22]

A fifth metatarsal fracture is a broken bone on the outer edge of your foot and one of the most common foot injuries. The fifth metatarsal is the long bone on the outside of the foot that connects to the little toe.

Edited February 14, 2022 by gurru991

[Renton 21627]

2 minutes ago, gurru991 said:

A fifth metatarsal fracture is a broken bone on the outer edge of your foot and one of the most common foot injuries. Your fifth metatarsal is the long bone on the outside of yourfoot that connects to your little toe.

 

Oy. I'd already answered that and thrown in a free prognosis too. 

[Alex 35083]

25 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

 

willock the waster

(C) people who know about football 

[Craig 6682]

1 hour ago, Renton said:

 

Oy. I'd already answered that and thrown in a free prognosis too. 

 

Dear me, Renton feels his position as 'board nurse' is being violated