Howe's Brazil Black and White Army v Fat Franks Right Wing Red Wall Bluedippers

[Dr Gloom 22137]

56 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

You wouldn't want you lads in the trenches, would you? I'd be there, geeing up spirits, great jokes, top shelf patter, loved by everyone, universally recognised as top shagger whenever we liberate local villages. Proper Captain Flashheart shit. 

 

And you and CT would be sat in the corner covered in piss and hugging one another. 

 

at least we'd be warm 

[Dr Gloom 22137]

57 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

You wouldn't want you lads in the trenches, would you? I'd be there, geeing up spirits, great jokes, top shelf patter, loved by everyone, universally recognised as top shagger whenever we liberate local villages. Proper Captain Flashheart shit. 

 

And you and CT would be sat in the corner covered in piss and hugging one another. 

 

if we're go into the final four games against liverpool, arsenal, man city then burnely in or around the bottom three, it's brown trousers time.

 

i'm cautiously optimistic that we'll be ok but we're going to have to pick up 5-6 wins in feb and march

[Dr Gloom 22137]

37 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

Fucking pissy pants.  I'm on team Gemmill 

 

 

[PaddockLad 17641]

20 minutes ago, Tom said:

Is he walking like? 

 

I imagine Eddie Howe's sports scientists won't allow their 30 million pound asset to play after the err "stress" of the journey. Bruce would have played him without a second thought and without as much as a kick about with his new teammates. If he arrives back Friday its difficult to see how he'd get quickly integrated into the group for a game on the following Tuesday.....

[Monkeys Fist 43059]

26 minutes ago, Tom said:

Is he walking like? 

Roadworks on Kenton Lane mate. 

[ewerk 31195]

5 minutes ago, PaddockLad said:

 

I imagine Eddie Howe's sports scientists won't allow their 30 million pound asset to play after the err "stress" of the journey. Bruce would have played him without a second thought and without as much as a kick about with his new teammates. If he arrives back Friday its difficult to see how he'd get quickly integrated into the group for a game on the following Tuesday.....

He'll be on a private jet today I'd imagine. Regardless, even if he has to parachute from the plane onto the centre circle with ten minutes played he'd still be better than starting the alternatives.

[Ayatollah Hermione 14043]

Should play Longstaff anyway, tell the fucker to impress Everton if he wants to move there so much 

[PaddockLad 17641]

5 minutes ago, ewerk said:

He'll be on a private jet today I'd imagine. Regardless, even if he has to parachute from the plane onto the centre circle with ten minutes played he'd still be better than starting the alternatives.

 

Agreed but that's not the point.....if it is a private jet job he'll stand more of a chance tbf...just remember SBR never starting Nobby after a return from Peru 20 years ago...

[Gemmill 45997]

He could probably afford to... 

 

 

:cuppa:

 

 

 

 

Edited February 2, 2022 by Gemmill

[Gemmill 45997]

What is WRONG with that middle cuppa? 

 

BRING BACK ANT. 

[ewerk 31195]

[Alex 35567]

1 hour ago, Gemmill said:

What is WRONG with that middle cuppa? 

 

BRING BACK ANT. 

Nee idea 

[Gemmill 45997]

Fucking bullshit, this. 

[PaddockLad 17641]

I'm here with my teapot to keep you lot from dying of an overdose of hope, its a public service free at the point of delivery . I'm basically TT NHS.....

 

Gloom & CT are under observation.  Preliminary tests suggest they need both a sedative and a straightener to level the soppy fuckers out. They've to share a bottle of bombay sapphire daily to keep them lucid yet morbid and be beaten around the head with a large inflatable bottle of Dog when they start to feel the need to wet themselves. Their pampers prescription was withdrawn at midnight on the 31st Jan in line with TT transfer window regulations 

 

Gemmill's prozac meds are being withdrawn pending a review forthwith, the happy clappy clown.  Fucker carrying on as if he  doesn't have a care in the world, who the fuck does he think he is, the Prime Minister?? 

 

ewerk isn't on any medication, he's dishing out punishment to those who are though as a leading enforcer for a paramilitary drug ring. You may have noticed a change in management here at TT recently?.well that was the result of a power struggle at the top of the organisation which resulted in a leading figure suddenly exiting . Obviously can't say any more at the moment but suffice to say Andrew may be the public face of this gig but it's still being run from Belfast, if you see what I mean 🤐

 

There will be another medication review this time next month. In the meantime remember: 

 

 

ITS NOT FUCKIN FOOTBALL MANAGER

 

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Edited February 2, 2022 by PaddockLad

[ewerk 31195]

'We haven't gone away you know'.

[Howmanheyman 33819]

16 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

Fucking  bullshit, this.

Aye, it's not on, like. 

[The Fish 10962]

I think Paddocklad is trying to sweep up after all of us, but also get us moving in the right direction. Kind of like a Libero, or maybe a Segundo Volante?

[PaddockLad 17641]

12 minutes ago, The Fish said:

I think Paddocklad is trying to sweep up after all of us, but also get us moving in the right direction. Kind of like a Libero, or maybe a Segundo Volante?

 

loving Segundo Volante Dave 🤓

 

https://thesetpieces.com/gaming/fm18-project-new-player-roles-explained/#:~:text=The Segundo Volante is a,be hard to come across.

[Alex 35567]

What a steaming pile of fucking shite. 

[Dr Gloom 22137]

1 hour ago, The Fish said:

I think Paddocklad is trying to sweep up after all of us, but also get us moving in the right direction. Kind of like a Libero, or maybe a Segundo Volante?

 

was viana a libero? 

 

joelinton is our segundo volante 

[The Fish 10962]

5 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

 

was viana a libero? 

 

joelinton is our segundo volante 

No

 

Hugo Viana was a Mezzala

[Dr Gloom 22137]

8 minutes ago, The Fish said:

No

 

Hugo Viana was a Mezzala

 

i like my mezzala with tomato and basil 

[Howay 12496]

Steve Bruce was a Malaka in his playing days. Still is as a manager weirdly enough. 

[Monkeys Fist 43059]

If we’re going to keep Wykiki’s pants dry we need someone in the Casa di Merda role, and quick. 

[thebrokendoll 9450]

4 hours ago, PaddockLad said:

 

Agreed but that's not the point.....if it is a private jet job he'll stand more of a chance tbf...just remember SBR never starting Nobby after a return from Peru 20 years ago...

 

sadly, usually to the detriment of the team.