The Entirely Unreasonable Transfer Deadline Day Thread

[thebrokendoll 9146]

is there a hants near sunderland?

[Gemmill 44495]

Sky have gone with a SIGNINGOMETER.

 

SIGNED

MEDICAL

IN TALKS

BID ACCEPTED

BID REJECTED

INTERESTED. 

 

They start at the bottom and are moving each player up through the ranks as they get news in.

 

Hopefully by the end of the day we've scaled Mount Signing multiple times. 

 

[Tom 14011]

I’ve just seen the SIGNOMETER  

 

In true Partridge style it didn’t update in time 

[Alex 34912]

6 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said:

chris from hants puts his thinking hat on and comes to the conclusion we're the first club in football history to buy players to try and improve our league position.

the thick cunt....

 

Yeah the rules should be different for us to what they are for everyone else. 

[thebrokendoll 9146]

1 minute ago, Gemmill said:

Sky have gone with a SIGNINGOMETER.

 

SIGNED

MEDICAL

IN TALKS

BID ACCEPTED

BID REJECTED

INTERESTED. 

 

They start at the bottom and are moving each player up through the ranks as they get news in.

 

Hopefully by the end of the day we've scaled Mount Signing multiple times. 

 

 

 

no list is complete without

MONITORING 

[Gemmill 44495]

1 minute ago, Gemmill said:

Sky have gone with a SIGNINGOMETER.

 

SIGNED

MEDICAL

IN TALKS

BID ACCEPTED

BID REJECTED

INTERESTED. 

 

They start at the bottom and are moving each player up through the ranks as they get news in.

 

Hopefully by the end of the day we've scaled Mount Signing multiple times. 

 

 

 

MOUNT SIGNAI. 

 

What was I thinking

[trooper 940]

How many have we got in this window now ?

[Alex 34912]

1 minute ago, Tom said:

I’ve just seen the SIGNOMETER  

 

In true Partridge style it didn’t update in time 

Any excuse for this: 

 

[Tom 14011]

[toonotl 2963]

2 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

 

MOUNT SIGNAI. 

 

What was I thinking

Too much money being spent for that to work, surely. 

[Ayatollah Hermione 13837]

I hope our activity blows the Signometer up

[sammynb 3353]

2 minutes ago, trooper said:

How many have we got in this window now ?

 

Tripper

Wood

Bruno

Burn (TBC)

Targett (TBC)

Ekitike (Bid accepted)

[sammynb 3353]

Just now, sammynb said:

 

Tripper

Wood

Bruno

Burn (TBC)

Targett (TBC)

Ekitike (Bid accepted)

 

.com reckon:

Outbound claims:
Ciaran Clark (Boro)
Jeff Hendrick (Boro)
Freddie Woodman (Bournemouth)
Elliot Anderson (Fleetwood, Luton, Northampton)

[trooper 940]

1 minute ago, sammynb said:

 

Tripper

Wood

Bruno

Burn (TBC)

Targett (TBC)

Ekitike (Bid accepted)

Over half a team 😀

[Christmas Tree 4711]

Adam Pearson assessing his YouTube upload work for the day.

 

[thebrokendoll 9146]

and now we have dennis from sheffield piping up. no wonder this country's on its knees...

 

 

[Meenzer 15432]

22 minutes ago, Xa9as said:

 

He spent years being kicked around in the PL, nothing new to him. If he was even at a small risk to his heart doctors wouldn't have allowed him to be training, he wouldn't have, and Ajax wouldn't have either. 

 

Not saying you are, but have seen lots of people trying to downers on his return - I think it's fantastic he's able to return to top level football. 

 

Would certainly have taken him here, but Brentford with all their Danishness makes sense. Hopefully he has an impact and can get a move back to a European level club. Always liked him ever since he was at Ajax, always wanted us to come in for him - fantastic player. 

 

 

 

Plus it's Brentford with their moneyball/stats approach, they'll have due diligenced the fuck out of it. Doesn't mean there's zero risk but as you say, they wouldn't have green-lit it just like that.

[PaddockLad 17124]

22 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said:

chris from hants puts his thinking hat on and comes to the conclusion we're the first club in football history to buy players to try and improve our league position.

the thick cunt....

 

Blatant Southampton moosh cunt  

[toonotl 2963]

I’m just waiting for one of these new signings to run their slick new SUV clean over Pearson at the training ground gate early February.

 

’Ay been ‘er pfffthor forththween howars! And aaaaaaaghugahaghahgahaggh!’

[trooper 940]

1 minute ago, thebrokendoll said:

and now we have dennis from sheffield piping up. no wonder this country's on its knees...

 

 

Cheers Dennis your input is important to us now SOD OFF!!!!!

[sammynb 3353]

1 minute ago, Meenzer said:

 

Plus it's Brentford with their moneyball/stats approach, they'll have due diligenced the fuck out of it. Doesn't mean there's zero risk but as you say, they wouldn't have green-lit it just like that.

 

I was just reading this on the Athletic:

 

Quote

Christian Eriksen (Free agent to Brentford)

Brentford should finalise the signing of Christian Eriksen on a six-month contract, explains Jay Harris.

The 29-year-old agreed personal terms with the club last week and The Athletic understands that he has undergone a series of extensive medical checks within the last few days. There were just a few small hurdles to overcome this weekend before the deal could be finalised.

Eriksen has not travelled to England yet ahead of the move and he spent time last week training with his former side Ajax. As the Denmark international is a free agent, Brentford do not have to complete his signing before the 11pm deadline on Monday. However, Premier League clubs need to submit updated 25-man squads within a few days of the window closing.

 

[Tom 14011]

Hugo Ekitike was born on the same day Hugo Viana signed for NUFC. 
 

(20 June 2002)

 

HUGO FACTS 

[Isegrim 9737]

1 minute ago, Tom said:

Hugo Ekitike was born on the same day Hugo Viana signed for NUFC. 
 

(20 June 2002)

 

HUGO FACTS 

What about his position though?

[PaddockLad 17124]

1 minute ago, Tom said:

Hugo Ekitike was born on the same day Hugo Viana signed for NUFC. 
 

(20 June 2002)

 

HUGO FACTS 

 

 

[Meenzer 15432]

3 minutes ago, Isegrim said:

What about his position though?

 

Breech