The Entirely Unreasonable Transfer Deadline Day Thread

[Ayatollah Hermione 15022]

Who could we ring about and panic loan to play a more advanced role? Barkley? 

[Chaser 1424]

ByLingard must be gutted but it's a sign of the times that Man Utd won't let a player go who hasn't played because they have no strength in depth. I hope they finish lower than 4th.

[Polarboy 2317]

 

Douglas implying that Zapata is a no go at this stage, which seems logical with only a few hours to go. So either we get a last minute loan from a PL team or it looks like we're done, but in fairness who would we get in those circumstances who would be decent. Would love a last minute shock of course. Can't see us beating Everton to Alli. 

[essembeeofsunderland 811]

If we signed Alli,we’d then have two North London wasters.

[Gemmill 52024]

Italian transfer window is closed now apparently, so Zapata is not happening. 

[ewerk 33964]

  On 31/01/2022 at 19:22, Gemmill said:

Italian transfer window is closed now apparently, so Zapata is not happening. 

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Not necessarily. Outgoing deals can still happen.

[Dr Gloom 24171]

[wykikitoon 23621]

  On 31/01/2022 at 19:09, Craig said:

Gone on loan to a local team I heard. Strangeways, wasn't it?

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Aye signed a couple of others last couple of seasons. Siggy from Everton and Mendy from cIty 

[Kid Dynamite 7890]

  On 31/01/2022 at 19:37, Dr Gloom said:

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The bloke gets paid to read an autocue for a living. He has about as many links as me in the game 

[Dr Gloom 24171]

tells you everything you need to know about those two players. 

[wykikitoon 23621]

  On 31/01/2022 at 19:40, Dr Gloom said:

tells you everything you need to know about those two players. 

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I thought Lewis would be in the squad but makes sense I suppose.  But yeh, fully agree.  Happy to pick up their money and do fuck all.

[wykikitoon 23621]

 

 

 

[Craig 7235]

Moving away from NUFC for a moment, Bournemouth have had a really impressive transfer window - Woodman, Cantrell, Phillips and Moore? 

[essembeeofsunderland 811]

Lewis The Coward refusing to be a coward elsewhere?

[Christmas Tree 5285]

[Diego21 2197]

Is not reliable but this Atletico Journalist said NUFC have asked for Felipe Monteiro (The same agent than Diego Carlos and Bruno).

 

 

[Dr Gloom 24171]

  On 31/01/2022 at 19:44, wykikitoon said:

I thought Lewis would be in the squad but makes sense I suppose.  But yeh, fully agree.  Happy to pick up their money and do fuck all.

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He’s possibly a little unlucky to miss out on the 25 but you’d think Lewis might fancy trying to prove himself to his new manager.

 

Clark is on his way out anyway, so less bothered about him.

[Christmas Tree 5285]

[trophyshy 7518]

[Andrew 5432]

  On 31/01/2022 at 19:57, Diego21 said:

Is not reliable but this Atletico Journalist said NUFC have asked for Felipe Monteiro (The same agent than Diego Carlos and Bruno).

 

 

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Just googled the guy and it looks like he signed a pre-contract last week to move to Atletico in summer.

 

How is this supposed to work?

[Diego21 2197]

  On 31/01/2022 at 20:09, Andrew said:

 

Just googled the guy and it looks like he signed a pre-contract last week to move to Atletico in summer.

 

How is this supposed to work?

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Atletico needs players because we only have 18 players (not counting the goalkeepers). And apparently, Atlético is going to pay about 4 million so that instead of arriving for free in the summer, he can now join the club. The player is already in Madrid.

[wykikitoon 23621]

 

 

 

 

[Andrew 5432]

  On 31/01/2022 at 20:11, Diego21 said:

Atletico needs players because we only have 18 players (not counting the goalkeepers). And apparently, Atlético is going to pay about 4 million so that instead of arriving for free in the summer, he can now join the club. The player is already in Madrid.

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Can't see how Juanma has concluded that we're interested in siginng him based on that.

[Howmanheyman 37692]

  On 31/01/2022 at 19:39, Kid Dynamite said:

The bloke gets paid to read an autocue for a living. He has about as many links as me in the game 

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Have you heard anything, Pete, err, I mean J69? Great stuff! 👍🇸🇦🦓

[Gemmill 52024]

Looking forward to Olivier Bernard at 10:55pm.