The Entirely Unreasonable Transfer Deadline Day Thread

[Ayatollah Hermione 13863]

Who could we ring about and panic loan to play a more advanced role? Barkley? 

[Chaser 1207]

ByLingard must be gutted but it's a sign of the times that Man Utd won't let a player go who hasn't played because they have no strength in depth. I hope they finish lower than 4th.

[Polarboy 2311]

 

Douglas implying that Zapata is a no go at this stage, which seems logical with only a few hours to go. So either we get a last minute loan from a PL team or it looks like we're done, but in fairness who would we get in those circumstances who would be decent. Would love a last minute shock of course. Can't see us beating Everton to Alli. 

[essembeeofsunderland 811]

If we signed Alli,we’d then have two North London wasters.

[Gemmill 44851]

Italian transfer window is closed now apparently, so Zapata is not happening. 

[ewerk 30598]

Just now, Gemmill said:

Italian transfer window is closed now apparently, so Zapata is not happening. 

Not necessarily. Outgoing deals can still happen.

[Dr Gloom 21915]

[wykikitoon 20129]

28 minutes ago, Craig said:

Gone on loan to a local team I heard. Strangeways, wasn't it?

Aye signed a couple of others last couple of seasons. Siggy from Everton and Mendy from cIty 

[Kid Dynamite 7025]

Just now, Dr Gloom said:

The bloke gets paid to read an autocue for a living. He has about as many links as me in the game 

[Dr Gloom 21915]

tells you everything you need to know about those two players. 

[wykikitoon 20129]

3 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

tells you everything you need to know about those two players. 

I thought Lewis would be in the squad but makes sense I suppose.  But yeh, fully agree.  Happy to pick up their money and do fuck all.

[wykikitoon 20129]

 

 

 

[Craig 6682]

Moving away from NUFC for a moment, Bournemouth have had a really impressive transfer window - Woodman, Cantrell, Phillips and Moore? 

[essembeeofsunderland 811]

Lewis The Coward refusing to be a coward elsewhere?

[Christmas Tree 4725]

[Diego21 2135]

Is not reliable but this Atletico Journalist said NUFC have asked for Felipe Monteiro (The same agent than Diego Carlos and Bruno).

 

 

[Dr Gloom 21915]

9 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

I thought Lewis would be in the squad but makes sense I suppose.  But yeh, fully agree.  Happy to pick up their money and do fuck all.

He’s possibly a little unlucky to miss out on the 25 but you’d think Lewis might fancy trying to prove himself to his new manager.

 

Clark is on his way out anyway, so less bothered about him.

[Christmas Tree 4725]

[trophyshy 7083]

[Andrew 4748]

10 minutes ago, Diego21 said:

Is not reliable but this Atletico Journalist said NUFC have asked for Felipe Monteiro (The same agent than Diego Carlos and Bruno).

 

 

 

Just googled the guy and it looks like he signed a pre-contract last week to move to Atletico in summer.

 

How is this supposed to work?

[Diego21 2135]

Just now, Andrew said:

 

Just googled the guy and it looks like he signed a pre-contract last week to move to Atletico in summer.

 

How is this supposed to work?

Atletico needs players because we only have 18 players (not counting the goalkeepers). And apparently, Atlético is going to pay about 4 million so that instead of arriving for free in the summer, he can now join the club. The player is already in Madrid.

[wykikitoon 20129]

 

 

 

 

[Andrew 4748]

1 minute ago, Diego21 said:

Atletico needs players because we only have 18 players (not counting the goalkeepers). And apparently, Atlético is going to pay about 4 million so that instead of arriving for free in the summer, he can now join the club. The player is already in Madrid.

 

Can't see how Juanma has concluded that we're interested in siginng him based on that.

[Howmanheyman 33166]

35 minutes ago, Kid Dynamite said:

The bloke gets paid to read an autocue for a living. He has about as many links as me in the game 

Have you heard anything, Pete, err, I mean J69? Great stuff! 👍🇸🇦🦓

[Gemmill 44851]

Looking forward to Olivier Bernard at 10:55pm.