The Entirely Unreasonable Transfer Deadline Day Thread

[PaddockLad 16991]

2 minutes ago, Alex said:

I think we’re a pretty sensible bunch on here when it comes to football. Even we’re behaving in a bit of a brattish manner over not getting even more signings in. If we get anywhere near where the owners are aiming our fanbase is going to be fucking insufferable. 
Can’t wait tbh 

I’ve blocked about 2/3rds of NUFC Twitter….the vast majority are insufferably immature unrealistic simpletons…. I still follow Dave though

[Alex 34718]

1 minute ago, Tom said:

 

 

 

I KNOW WHO’S TO BLAME

Absolute toucher  

[Tom 14011]

 

[Ayatollah Hermione 13760]

We’re attempting to hijack the Dele Alli deal  Get in

[Tom 14011]

That would be the funniest thing to ever happen in history.

[Chaser 1199]

Show him the money 💰

[Dr Gloom 21757]

Imagine if we pulled it off then he scores then winner against Everton  

[Tom 14011]

 

 

[Ayatollah Hermione 13760]

I demand both Zupata and Alli. Go full on into it

[thebrokendoll 9033]

3 minutes ago, PaddockLad said:

I’ve blocked about 2/3rds of NUFC Twitter….the vast majority are insufferably immature unrealistic simpletons…. I still follow Dave though

 

I'm consoling meself at the minute that it could be worse.

maman et papa ekitike have not long since seen their villa in biarritz vanish in to the ethos.  

[Dr Gloom 21757]

 

7 minutes ago, Alex said:

I remember not taking an interest assuming nothing was happening. I got a text message off the grey man mentioning Sibierski and I couldn’t work out what the fuck he was on about as I couldn’t entertain the idea we’d signed him 

he actually turned out to be loads better than any of ad contemplated in the end. It was back in the day when we were used to high profile signings, which he was anything but 

[Gemmill 44098]

Watched Matt Targett's intro interview on the official site. I don't think we need to worry about him coming in with a big ego and disrupting the dressing room, fuuuuuuuck me.

 

Describing in detail the conversation he had with his agent. "do I need to travel up tonight or can I wait til the morning" etc.

 

Seems a nice level headed kid tbf, I'm just being a twat. 

Edited January 31, 2022 by Gemmill

[Anorthernsoul 1221]

7 minutes ago, Tom said:

 

 

 

Smells like bullshit that story.

[Gemmill 44098]

Ornstein is pretty well connected and reliable, I think. 

[ewerk 30160]

Dele Alli would be a waste of a squad number.

 

I’m still all for it though just to wind up the scouse mackems. 

[Tom 14011]

Aye that’s it I don’t care who it is I’d laugh my back off 

[Howay 12496]

Aye Alli doesn’t even fit our system but at this point I’m baying for more “GAZUMP YA FUCKA” content. 

[Diego21 2135]

Is not sense (for me) Dele joinin Everton when Van de Beek is playing in the same position. 

 

Come on Dele, take the right decision.

[Alex 34718]

9 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

 

he actually turned out to be loads better than any of ad contemplated in the end. It was back in the day when we were used to high profile signings, which he was anything but 

He was decent in the Uefa Cup but shite in the league. But, aye that’s still loads better than expected 

[Kid Dynamite 6961]

3 minutes ago, Diego21 said:

Is not sense (for me) Dele joinin Everton when Van de Beek is playing in the same position. 

 

Come on Dele, take the right decision.

Everton only sign attacking midfielders these days. 

[Craig 6670]

1 hour ago, thebrokendoll said:

chris from hants popping up again on the beeb just to make it crystal clear he's as thick as fucking whale spunk.

I mean, what exactly does he want us (or any other team for that matter) to use the long established period allotted during january to do transfers..... buy players who'll weaken the team?

we really should be ashamed we're trying to improve.

 

 

I've a Chelsea-supporting ex-colleague trying to defend Southampton's assertion that matches re-arranged due to Covid should only involve players signed at the time the match was due to have been played. To not do so apparently would be the Premier League showing support of a team trying to buy success.

Yes ...... a Chelsea fan! Oh, the fucking irony!

 

[Craig 6670]

1 hour ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

 

Pack of cunts running Man United, like

I bet that's because they've let Van De Beek go to Everton. Fucking arseholes....

[Craig 6670]

28 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

We’re entering the panic buy hours of the window. I haven’t been this engaged since the legendary January transfer window of 2006, when we were all appalled at our deadline day signing of Sibierski. 

Wasn't that the year @Gemmill paid for the NUFC.co.uk text updates and we all thought he was taking the piss when he announced it? 

[wykikitoon 19803]

4 minutes ago, Craig said:

I bet that's because they've let Van De Beek go to Everton. Fucking arseholes....

And a Mr Greenwood isnt available

[Craig 6670]

Just now, wykikitoon said:

And a Mr Greenwood isnt available

Gone on loan to a local team I heard. Strangeways, wasn't it?