The Entirely Unreasonable Transfer Deadline Day Thread

[PaddockLad 19524]

  On 31/01/2022 at 18:36, Alex said:

I think we’re a pretty sensible bunch on here when it comes to football. Even we’re behaving in a bit of a brattish manner over not getting even more signings in. If we get anywhere near where the owners are aiming our fanbase is going to be fucking insufferable. 
Can’t wait tbh 

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I’ve blocked about 2/3rds of NUFC Twitter….the vast majority are insufferably immature unrealistic simpletons…. I still follow Dave though

[Alex 37630]

  On 31/01/2022 at 18:39, Tom said:

 

 

 

I KNOW WHO’S TO BLAME

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Absolute toucher  

[Tom 14208]

 

[Ayatollah Hermione 15023]

We’re attempting to hijack the Dele Alli deal  Get in

[Tom 14208]

That would be the funniest thing to ever happen in history.

[Chaser 1424]

Show him the money 💰

[Dr Gloom 24198]

Imagine if we pulled it off then he scores then winner against Everton  

[Tom 14208]

 

 

[Ayatollah Hermione 15023]

I demand both Zupata and Alli. Go full on into it

[thebrokendoll 10787]

  On 31/01/2022 at 18:40, PaddockLad said:

I’ve blocked about 2/3rds of NUFC Twitter….the vast majority are insufferably immature unrealistic simpletons…. I still follow Dave though

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I'm consoling meself at the minute that it could be worse.

maman et papa ekitike have not long since seen their villa in biarritz vanish in to the ethos.  

[Dr Gloom 24198]

 

  On 31/01/2022 at 18:39, Alex said:

I remember not taking an interest assuming nothing was happening. I got a text message off the grey man mentioning Sibierski and I couldn’t work out what the fuck he was on about as I couldn’t entertain the idea we’d signed him 

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he actually turned out to be loads better than any of ad contemplated in the end. It was back in the day when we were used to high profile signings, which he was anything but 

[Gemmill 52064]

Watched Matt Targett's intro interview on the official site. I don't think we need to worry about him coming in with a big ego and disrupting the dressing room, fuuuuuuuck me.

 

Describing in detail the conversation he had with his agent. "do I need to travel up tonight or can I wait til the morning" etc.

 

Seems a nice level headed kid tbf, I'm just being a twat. 

Edited January 31, 2022 by Gemmill

[Anorthernsoul 1222]

  On 31/01/2022 at 18:42, Tom said:

 

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Smells like bullshit that story.

[Gemmill 52064]

Ornstein is pretty well connected and reliable, I think. 

[ewerk 33977]

Dele Alli would be a waste of a squad number.

 

I’m still all for it though just to wind up the scouse mackems. 

[Tom 14208]

Aye that’s it I don’t care who it is I’d laugh my back off 

[Howay 12496]

Aye Alli doesn’t even fit our system but at this point I’m baying for more “GAZUMP YA FUCKA” content. 

[Diego21 2197]

Is not sense (for me) Dele joinin Everton when Van de Beek is playing in the same position. 

 

Come on Dele, take the right decision.

[Alex 37630]

  On 31/01/2022 at 18:48, Dr Gloom said:

 

he actually turned out to be loads better than any of ad contemplated in the end. It was back in the day when we were used to high profile signings, which he was anything but 

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He was decent in the Uefa Cup but shite in the league. But, aye that’s still loads better than expected 

[Kid Dynamite 7890]

  On 31/01/2022 at 18:56, Diego21 said:

Is not sense (for me) Dele joinin Everton when Van de Beek is playing in the same position. 

 

Come on Dele, take the right decision.

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Everton only sign attacking midfielders these days. 

[Craig 7240]

  On 31/01/2022 at 17:28, thebrokendoll said:

chris from hants popping up again on the beeb just to make it crystal clear he's as thick as fucking whale spunk.

I mean, what exactly does he want us (or any other team for that matter) to use the long established period allotted during january to do transfers..... buy players who'll weaken the team?

we really should be ashamed we're trying to improve.

 

 

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I've a Chelsea-supporting ex-colleague trying to defend Southampton's assertion that matches re-arranged due to Covid should only involve players signed at the time the match was due to have been played. To not do so apparently would be the Premier League showing support of a team trying to buy success.

Yes ...... a Chelsea fan! Oh, the fucking irony!

 

[Craig 7240]

  On 31/01/2022 at 17:55, Ayatollah Hermione said:

 

Pack of cunts running Man United, like

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I bet that's because they've let Van De Beek go to Everton. Fucking arseholes....

[Craig 7240]

  On 31/01/2022 at 18:37, Dr Gloom said:

We’re entering the panic buy hours of the window. I haven’t been this engaged since the legendary January transfer window of 2006, when we were all appalled at our deadline day signing of Sibierski. 

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Wasn't that the year @Gemmill paid for the NUFC.co.uk text updates and we all thought he was taking the piss when he announced it? 

[wykikitoon 23654]

  On 31/01/2022 at 19:03, Craig said:

I bet that's because they've let Van De Beek go to Everton. Fucking arseholes....

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And a Mr Greenwood isnt available

[Craig 7240]

  On 31/01/2022 at 19:07, wykikitoon said:

And a Mr Greenwood isnt available

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Gone on loan to a local team I heard. Strangeways, wasn't it?