The Entirely Unreasonable Transfer Deadline Day Thread

[zico martin 89]

3 hours to buy a striker then? Not impossible surely?

[wykikitoon 20129]

4 minutes ago, Winston said:

So just Matty Targett today. Disappointing

And burn

[wykikitoon 20129]

Ibangyamam deal fallen through 🤣

[Asprilla 96]

10 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

yeah but they were taking the piss with this survival fee. Worked out at about £1m per game for Lingard all in. 

I agree but he would still probably be worth it… especially compared to taking a massive punt on a teenage Frenchman 😭

[Polarboy 2311]

Ibangyamam is surely worth a punt at this stage if his move to Barca is off. 

[Tom 14011]

I think he’s flown to Barcelona  

[wykikitoon 20129]

2 minutes ago, Polarboy said:

Ibangyamam is surely worth a punt at this stage if his move to Barca is off. 

Nah his attitude is shocking 

[trophyshy 7083]

10 minutes ago, Christmas Tree said:

I demand something outrageous before 11pm

I’ll be starting my tax return before then.  

[wykikitoon 20129]

Tbh we have enough. Im sure

[Anorthernsoul 1221]

What happened to the Duvan Zapata bid?

[Christmas Tree 4725]

4 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

Tbh we have enough. Im sure

Damp kegs incoming

[Chaser 1207]

Is Nketiah dead in the water?

[ewerk 30598]

6 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

Nah his attitude is shocking 

A bad attitude Aubamayang is still better than a cheery Dwight Gayle.

[Diego21 2135]

6 minutes ago, Tom said:

I think he’s flown to Barcelona  

Yes. His agent is in Barcelona Offices, but the problem is Barcelona doesn't have money to pay him because the Fair Play Limit and they want Auba plays almost for free. 

[Dr Gloom 21915]

6 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

Tbh we have enough. Im sure

 

 

[Dr Gloom 21915]

18 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

And burn

[Isegrim 9772]

14 minutes ago, Tom said:

I think he’s flown to Barcelona  

Rich man’s Odemwingy tbh

[Kid Dynamite 7025]

Bruno plays more through balls the anyone else in the league apparently. Which isn't much use when your striker is 6'6 and slow

[Ayatollah Hermione 13863]

Trippier and Targett have great crosses on them which is of good use when your striker is 6’6 though 

[Alex 35077]

I think we’re a pretty sensible bunch on here when it comes to football. Even we’re behaving in a bit of a brattish manner over not getting even more signings in. If we get anywhere near where the owners are aiming our fanbase is going to be fucking insufferable. 
Can’t wait tbh 

[Dr Gloom 21915]

We’re entering the panic buy hours of the window. I haven’t been this engaged since the legendary January transfer window of 2006, when we were all appalled at our deadline day signing of Sibierski. 

[Tom 14011]

 

 

 

I KNOW WHO’S TO BLAME

[Alex 35077]

1 minute ago, Dr Gloom said:

We’re entering the panic buy hours of the window. I haven’t been this engaged since the legendary January transfer window of 2006, when we were all appalled at our deadline day signing of Sibierski. 

I remember not taking an interest assuming nothing was happening. I got a text message off the grey man mentioning Sibierski and I couldn’t work out what the fuck he was on about as I couldn’t entertain the idea we’d signed him 

[Ayatollah Hermione 13863]

2 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

We’re entering the panic buy hours of the window. I haven’t been this engaged since the legendary January transfer window of 2006, when we were all appalled at our deadline day signing of Sibierski. 

Mind, if anyone loses their nerve in the last couple of hours, we could well end up with some dodgy winger on loan  

[Isegrim 9772]

Manchester keeping Lingard will cost the a lot of money. It is plainly stupid especially if Lingard will hardly play.