The Entirely Unreasonable Transfer Deadline Day Thread

[Gemmill 44851]

I'm leaving it up as a lesson to us all that no one, not even me, is infallible. 

[Gemmill 44851]

2 minutes ago, Polarboy said:

Well there goes my theory 😂 I honestly think that's a bizarre move from Manure. He could easily be the difference between them or West Ham getting the final Champions League spot. Oh well, if we have other targets we could have a very interesting end to the window.  

 

 

See, even Polarboy was taken in. I offer him my unreserved apology whilst also drawing to the Board's attention the fact that this was very easy to fall for. 

[Polarboy 2311]

A little dribble of piss ran down my leg when I seen that fake Romano tweet Gemmill, thanks a lot 😂

[Howay 12496]

The reason the West Ham interest is annoying is because Manchester United might not drop their absurd ask in the hope that West Ham go mad and meet it. 

[Gemmill 44851]

Just now, Polarboy said:

A little dribble of piss ran down my leg when I seen that fake Romano tweet Gemmill, thanks a lot 😂

 

 

If it's any consolation, my evening was ruined. It's back on now though, potentially still PARTY TIME ahead. 

[Gemmill 44851]

 

 

 

[Gemmill 44851]

That one's real. 

[Alex 35077]

Whatever happens I hope Man Utd miss out on a CL place. No great love for Wist  ‘am or any of the other contenders but I feel like they’ve acted like proper cunts over this. Not least towards Lingard 

[Gemmill 44851]

Mind, that lad absolutely nailed Fabrizio Romano's tone and style of tweet though, didn't he? Rory Bremner level shit. 

[Christmas Tree 4725]

11 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

Fuck. 

 

 

Paging @Tom notebook  

[wykikitoon 20129]

3 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

Mind, that lad absolutely nailed Fabrizio Romano's tone and style of tweet though, didn't he? Rory Bremner level shit. 

You're like Boris man, give it in  

[Tom 14011]

 

 

Duly Obliged @Christmas Tree

[Phoenix711 26]

3 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

That one's real. 

 

Yup this is real. I am the judge of real fans. If you think Merson is a good pundit, you're a fake fan. 😁

 

As for my thoughts on Ekitike, not sure why I used "real", I probably meant "most" as most fans didn't know who the guy was (because he literally only came to prominence a few months ago) and so it doesn't seem that big a loss. I blame Merson, he's spouting crap when he doesn't even know the deal is a loan not signing that's put me in a bad mood. He really hates us. Prick.

[Gemmill 44851]

3 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

You're like Boris man, give it in  

 

ORDER!

[Alex 35077]

There has to be some sort of paradox going on there anyway whereby if you think Merson is a good pundit you lack the capacity for thought  

[Howmanheyman 33166]

Got up from a night shift and put SSN on. Fucking hell, it's like some future, dystopian nightmare. Fuck that. I think I'll stick to the rivers and the lakes that I'm used to.

[Howmanheyman 33166]

4 minutes ago, Phoenix711 said:

 

Yup this is real. I am the judge of real fans. If you think Merson is a good pundit, you're a fake fan. 😁

 

As for my thoughts on Ekitike, not sure why I used "real", I probably meant "most" as most fans didn't know who the guy was (because he literally only came to prominence a few months ago) and so it doesn't seem that big a loss. I blame Merson, he's spouting crap when he doesn't even know the deal is a loan not signing that's put me in a bad mood. He really hates us. Prick.

 

[Howay 12496]

 Aye I threw the towel in watching that. That Lianne was brutal enough but then they subbed her off for Paul Merson ffs.

[wykikitoon 20129]

I think we have done our business today. Cant see Man Ure accepting that

[Ayatollah Hermione 13863]

I’m pretty positive we’ll go back in again after that, like. 

[Christmas Tree 4725]

8 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

I think we have done our business today. Cant see Man Ure accepting that

[Gemmill 44851]

I'd offer Man United something a lot closer to what they want at this stage. 5.5 hours left and we're officially in the brown kegs zone. 

 

Now is the time to shit ourselves and parp a gigantic offer directly into their faces. 

[thebrokendoll 9202]

chris from hants popping up again on the beeb just to make it crystal clear he's as thick as fucking whale spunk.

I mean, what exactly does he want us (or any other team for that matter) to use the long established period allotted during january to do transfers..... buy players who'll weaken the team?

we really should be ashamed we're trying to improve.

 

 

[Christmas Tree 4725]

Can’t believe we’re haggling over fucking pocket change to this lot for Lingard.

 

Pay the thieves and get him in.

[Howay 12496]

 Even if it was unfair (which to be crystal clear it absolutely is not) does he think it is less fair than the PL blocking the takeover they eventually went on to allow? If they’d have allowed it when they fucking should have we could have done all this (likely more) last summer and never been in the position of needing to use this, perfectly fucking fair, approach.