The Entirely Unreasonable Transfer Deadline Day Thread

[Andrew 4747]

Lets go fucking mental

[PaddockLad 17242]

[ohhh_yeah 2964]

 

Cherry tomatoes for everyone! 

 

Enemas in the garden shed.

 

[Tom 14011]

[Andrew 4747]

8 minutes ago, PaddockLad said:

Come on, we're allowed to have some fun with this, we might sign no one but we'll be linked with EVERYONE.

 

May as well enjoy the nonsense.

[Tom 14011]

 

[aimaad22 4156]

Biggest spenders in January so far. 

Newcastle fans excited for deadline day.

NEW THREAD ON TT FOR A TOPIC WE ALREADY HAVE ONE ON????

 

You know the world has gone bat shit crazy  

[Andrew 4747]

Burn

Ekitike

Lingard

Marcao

 

All on the list that we are supposedly working on for today.

 

Frankly I won't be satisfied unless we get at least 5 of the above.

[ohhh_yeah 2964]

15 hours ago, Jimbo said:

Now official....

 

More @Jimbo !!! 

 

[Tom 14011]

Jimbo true to form with the other browser tabs there  

[Ayatollah Hermione 13859]

If we get Lingard and Ekitike, how the FUCK are we lining up when Wilson is back? Good to have options, I suppose 

[Dr Gloom 21912]

2 minutes ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

If we get Lingard and Ekitike, how the FUCK are we lining up when Wilson is back? Good to have options, I suppose 

Ekitke off the bench I suppose? He feels like one for the future, albeit a highly rated exciting prospect, rather than a guaranteed starter. Zapata would have been the real statement signing.   

 

Interesting to see Eriksen off to Brentford. I really hope that works out for him. 

[Gemmill 44805]

STAY ON TARGETT..... STAY ON TARGETTT! 

 

He's my signing dreamboat for today cos my main man essembee likes him and it'll be nice to have one player in the team that doesn't get called a coward every game. 

[wykikitoon 20113]

Great to have Monday's off like  

[Christmas Tree 4725]

Newcastle airport later today

 

 

[Gemmill 44805]

3 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

Great to have Monday's off like  

Especially for your colleagues.

 

[OTF 7295]

7 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

STAY ON TARGETT..... STAY ON TARGETTT! 

 

He's my signing dreamboat for today cos my main man essembee likes him and it'll be nice to have one player in the team that doesn't get called a coward every game. 

 

Is it possible that Targett has two fronts and that's why essembee fancies him so much?

[Gemmill 44805]

I didn't realise you can't have more than one player on loan from a single club, which is complicating the Lingard/Henderson move. Probably means no move for Henderson regardless, cos either Lingard stretches into the evening and happens/falls over, or Lingard happens early doors. 

[wykikitoon 20113]

Ekitike has just been mentioned on SSN

[Tom 14011]

 

[Gemmill 44805]

What time are we booking the first Toontastic team wank in? Gonna need to release the pressure at some point and it's probably best if we synchronise our scrotums. 

[Ayatollah Hermione 13859]

Deal accepted, here we gan. One almost done and dusted before I’ve had my morning shite. Great stuff

[Gemmill 44805]

Just now, Tom said:

 

 

Holy fuck! Too late for that team wank. We'll have to give it an hour now.

 

[sammynb 3355]

Just now, Gemmill said:

I didn't realise you can't have more than one player on loan from a single club, which is complicating the Lingard/Henderson move. Probably means no move for Henderson regardless, cos either Lingard stretches into the evening and happens/falls over, or Lingard happens early doors. 

 

Maybe we purchase Lingard outright and take Henderson on loan. Even Lingard would be waving his willy at us staying up now Bruno's a Geordie!

[Christmas Tree 4725]

Bid accepted