Eddie Howe’s sell out trippy mags vs Cambridge’s daft punt boat nonces

[Howay 12496]

5 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

We are down with the current crop of players. That’s pretty obvious.

Add another 4-5 who instantly improve tne first team, like trippier, then who knows? 

Imo we need 5 at the minimum. 
 

Trippier, Botman, and Carlos is a very good start but it doesn’t change the fact we can’t get a hold on any fucking game or pass the ball well. We desperately need a striker with Wilson out and we are screaming out for a creative CM. Obviously we need more but I think that’s the minimum now to stay up, we just create fucking nothing and end up relying on either our full backs or ASM to figure something out. 

[Ugly Mackems 133]

You can't polish a turd. 

[wykikitoon 20172]

1 minute ago, Ugly Mackems said:

You can't polish a turd. 

You can roll it in glitter

[wykikitoon 20172]

 

 

Nails it

[Dougle 3338]

19 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said:

 

there isn't a hope in hell that the strikers currently on our books would score enough goals to get us out the championship let alone keep us in this league.

 

Joelinton 7 league goals in 3 seasons man, Wilson 18 in two, Gayle 34 in five ffs-23 of those being in a  Championship season, Saint-Maximin (is he a ‘striker’?) 10 in three seasons.

I mean what the actual fuck?

[wykikitoon 20172]

Would ASM be better with better players around him? Who knows. 

[Kid Dynamite 7031]

I think the size of the rebuild job has probably taken the owners by surprise. We literally can't defend, have no creativity in midfield and zero options up front. 
 

Joelinton, Wilson, ASM worth keeping. After that you've got the likes of Lewis, Almiron, Willock etc who have a player in them somewhere but are absolutely bereft of confidence. The rest of the squad is championship fodder 

[thebrokendoll 9244]

2 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

Would ASM be better with better players around him? Who knows. 

 

on today's showing he wouldn't pass to them anyway.

[thebrokendoll 9244]

2 minutes ago, Kid Dynamite said:

I think the size of the rebuild job has probably taken the owners by surprise. We literally can't defend, have no creativity in midfield and zero options up front. 
 

Joelinton, Wilson, ASM worth keeping. After that you've got the likes of Lewis, Almiron, Willock etc who have a player in them somewhere but are absolutely bereft of confidence. The rest of the squad is championship fodder 

aye.

[wykikitoon 20172]

1 minute ago, thebrokendoll said:

 

on today's showing he wouldn't pass to them anyway.

He needs scrapping at the first opportunity imo. More interested in taking the piss on twitter 

[trooper 940]

Most of the time in the Premiership defenders don't know what to do against ASM. But today Cambridge closed him down at every opportunity.

[wykikitoon 20172]

https://twitter.com/SkySports_Keith/status/1479876557623767040?s=20

 

 

[247 597]

His ego and selfish greed in the final third is aids

[247 597]

 

[Gemmill 44905]

Fucking SHITE at the minute, but it's gonna get SO much better. Like never seen before in our history better. 

I'm just trying to think about that. 

[trooper 940]

7 minutes ago, 247 said:

 

Cowards 

[essembeeofsunderland 811]

19 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

Would ASM be better with better players around him? Who knows. 

Would he pass to better players.To be fair to the lad,he was put up front to make things happen.Unfortunately,he found himself on more occasions than not,higher up the field than normal,but not quite in the central strikers position,which didn’t allow him to get himself in on goal.

[Gemmill 44905]

10 minutes ago, 247 said:

 

ASM, Shelvey, Manquillo, Dubravka all went straight down the tunnel. 

I'm properly at the end of my tether with ASM. If we had someone capable of just putting a decent ball in, and nothing else, I'd take that over all of his "trickery". 

I know he's "the best player at the club" cos he's the only one who can create anything, but as soon as we work our way around to looking at options for his position, he should be out the team and eventually the club. 

Edited January 8, 2022 by Gemmill

[247 597]

ASM was the first down the tunnel and ignored calls to come back up to thank the fans apparently, the ego on this cunt

Edited January 8, 2022 by 247

[essembeeofsunderland 811]

2 minutes ago, trooper said:

Cowards 

Cowards who don’t give a fuck,and they’ll continue to to not give a fuck until they are either paid off or until their contracts run out.

[essembeeofsunderland 811]

3 minutes ago, 247 said:

ASM was the first down the tunnel and ignored calls to come back up to thank the fans apparently, the ego on this cunt

Therefore a cunt 👍

[essembeeofsunderland 811]

I’m sure the result won’t hurt Willock The Waster as he tucks into his fish and chips with extra batter tonight.Playing the extra negative Ray Wilkins role was right up his street today.

[trooper 940]

Eddie Howe: “I thought we played OK. And that may get me a few funny looks, but we created a number of opportunities, the attitude, feeling and body language was good. The longer we went without a goal affected us.” #nufc

[Alex 35095]

I’ve got a bit of time for him on the basis we’ve had fuck all else in terms of someone who can beat a man / create something out of nothing. But the fact he fell over himself to praise the laziest fucking manager in the game speaks volumes imo. 

[Rayvin 5223]

We had 23 shots, 9 on target. Yeah we didn't play well but for me it feels like if we had a striker playing we would have scored one or two just from those stats. Let's not overreact.

Complacency probably was a factor too. Watford won't be the same, we haven't played this badly against other teams.

We do urgently need a striker though.