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26 minutes ago, ewerk said:


 

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sounds about right. I've had 2 in the ballot this season, there's 6 home games left.

bear in mind also we've had half a dozen or so home cup games. relying on the ballot alone your chances of a ticket are about in 1 in every 10.

very soon the club will be taking in more money from the 14,000 or so tickets which go on sale each home game to members than they do for the 30 odd thousand season tickets.

which is why any fucker harbouring any ambitions of getting one if a larger ground is built are living in cloud cuckoo land.

on the contrary, once this comes in at newcastle, which it will, expect a cull on season ticket holders bending the rules as it is, facial recognition is just round the corner.....

 

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14 hours ago, ewerk said:


 

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Nust can fuck off as well tbh. There's been a few occasions where the whiff of 'I'm alright jack' has appeared even in the carefully selected questions they ask for polls.

 

14 hours ago, thebrokendoll said:

 

sounds about right. I've had 2 in the ballot this season, there's 6 home games left.

bear in mind also we've had half a dozen or so home cup games. relying on the ballot alone your chances of a ticket are about in 1 in every 10.

very soon the club will be taking in more money from the 14,000 or so tickets which go on sale each home game to members than they do for the 30 odd thousand season tickets.

which is why any fucker harbouring any ambitions of getting one if a larger ground is built are living in cloud cuckoo land.

on the contrary, once this comes in at newcastle, which it will, expect a cull on season ticket holders bending the rules as it is, facial recognition is just round the corner.....

 

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RIP English football.

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1 hour ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

Nust can fuck off as well tbh. There's been a few occasions where the whiff of 'I'm alright jack' has appeared even in the carefully selected questions they ask for polls.

 

 

RIP English football.

 

I fucking despair me. they literally won't be happy till they know exactly who is sat in each seat at every game. there'll be no chance of ever passing on a ticket to a family member or friend, unless they too are registered at the club with photo identification.

it's got fuck all to do with touting or crowd trouble, youre going to a fucking football match man, why are these cunts so obsessed with wanting to know who you are?

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3 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said:

 

I fucking despair me. they literally won't be happy till they know exactly who is sat in each seat at every game. there'll be no chance of ever passing on a ticket to a family member or friend, unless they too are registered at the club with photo identification.

it's got fuck all to do with touting or crowd trouble, youre going to a fucking football match man, why are these cunts so obsessed with wanting to know who you are?

 

it's called data harvesting 

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Yeah it's society today, sadly. They know who you are and they can data harvest from multiple sources to target advertise based on what they find out about you. 

Sharing WiFi connections seems to be an avenue that's exploited as well. My other half's dad lives alone and had a fall a couple of months ago - a few days later when we were all at his house the B-I-L was googling for personal alarms and because we were connected to the same WiFi router, me and the missus started getting contextual advertising for personal panic alarms! 

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37 minutes ago, Craig said:

Yeah it's society today, sadly. They know who you are and they can data harvest from multiple sources to target advertise based on what they find out about you. 

Sharing WiFi connections seems to be an avenue that's exploited as well. My other half's dad lives alone and had a fall a couple of months ago - a few days later when we were all at his house the B-I-L was googling for personal alarms and because we were connected to the same WiFi router, me and the missus started getting contextual advertising for personal panic alarms! 

 

it's not really what's pissing me off though, i can tolerate going on.a website and seeing adverts for a pair of trainers I fleetingly looked at a couple of weeks earlier, it's a mild intrusion on your privacy.

what fucks me off is that they're treating people who are going to a football match like some deranged cunt trying to sneak in to a world leaders summit with a suicide belt on.

why the fuck do they need all the photo id shite at a football ground? what the fuck difference does it make to them if bobby from barnstaple can't use his ticket at the last minute so he let's his nephew billy from the borders use it for nowt? and why the fuck should billy get a stadium ban for 3 years and bobby lose his season ticket?

who the fuck's driving this shit and why? 

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I got in through the palace ballot. I’ve been successful in 5 games so seemingly above average. I’ll likely not score for another ticket for a while though. Fulham was my last one, which was ages ago.

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25 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said:

 

it's not really what's pissing me off though, i can tolerate going on.a website and seeing adverts for a pair of leather underpants I bought, it's a mild intrusion on your privacy.

what fucks me off is that they're treating people who are going to a football match like some deranged cunt trying to sneak in to a world leaders summit with a suicide belt on.

why the fuck do they need all the photo id shite at a football ground? what the fuck difference does it make to them if bobby from barnstaple can't use his ticket at the last minute so he let's his nephew billy from the borders use it for nowt? and why the fuck should billy get a stadium ban for 3 years and bobby lose his season ticket?

who the fuck's driving this shit and why? 

 

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27 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said:

 

it's not really what's pissing me off though, i can tolerate going on.a website and seeing adverts for a pair of trainers I fleetingly looked at a couple of weeks earlier, it's a mild intrusion on your privacy.

what fucks me off is that they're treating people who are going to a football match like some deranged cunt trying to sneak in to a world leaders summit with a suicide belt on.

why the fuck do they need all the photo id shite at a football ground? what the fuck difference does it make to them if bobby from barnstaple can't use his ticket at the last minute so he let's his nephew billy from the borders use it for nowt? and why the fuck should billy get a stadium ban for 3 years and bobby lose his season ticket?

who the fuck's driving this shit and why? 

 

Isn't it more about stopping people using their dead great great granda's ticket rather than IDing people at the turnstile?

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28 minutes ago, Dazzler said:

I got in through the palace ballot. I’ve been successful in 5 games so seemingly above average. I’ll likely not score for another ticket for a while though. Fulham was my last one, which was ages ago.

 

i haven't managed to get a single ticket in the ballot this season :lol:

 

i haven't entered as many as i did last year however and have been more successful in the resale, thanks to some advice from TBD and KD. it's always worth refreshing in the build up to the game itself as tickets do pop up. it's just annoying as they're usually single tickets - it's practically impossible to get a pair of tickets together now unless you pay over the odds via one of the tout websites. 

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2 hours ago, Dr Gloom said:

 

i haven't managed to get a single ticket in the ballot this season :lol:

 

i haven't entered as many as i did last year however and have been more successful in the resale, thanks to some advice from TBD and KD. it's always worth refreshing in the build up to the game itself as tickets do pop up. it's just annoying as they're usually single tickets - it's practically impossible to get a pair of tickets together now unless you pay over the odds via one of the tout websites. 

I’ve effectively resigned myself to getting tickets through the ballot or not going at all.

 

I can’t be arsed jumping in queues for hours on end to find out they only have singles when I take the bairn with me. I’m adding the younger of the two next year as well so will probably have less luck when trying to get my hands on three tickets :lol:

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