thebrokendoll 9188 Posted December 8, 2023 Author Share Posted December 8, 2023 24 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: @ewerk now checking his ticket with a sinking feeling “ It was a feckin’ bargain, so it was “ for an extra pound yer can take the dag. so you can. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 17241 Posted December 15, 2023 Share Posted December 15, 2023 Fuckin hell what a parcel of fuckin shit. Didn’t Northumbria Police let the mackems wander up from the station willy fuckin nilly last time they came here? 😒 https://www.nufc.co.uk/news/latest-news/ticket-information-for-tyne-wear-derby-fa-cup-tie/ 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33127 Posted December 15, 2023 Share Posted December 15, 2023 16 minutes ago, PaddockLad said: Fuckin hell what a parcel of fuckin shit. Didn’t Northumbria Police let the mackems wander up from the station willy fuckin nilly last time they came here? 😒 https://www.nufc.co.uk/news/latest-news/ticket-information-for-tyne-wear-derby-fa-cup-tie/ Alas, poor football, I knew it so well. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 17241 Posted December 15, 2023 Share Posted December 15, 2023 19 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said: Alas, poor football, I knew it so well. It’s been ailing for some time, I think someone should put it out of its misery 😑 South Coast Mags very likely need to book a day off now… we were going to do what we did 20 years ago… drive up and find somewhere for a quick pint near the ground 😆 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebrokendoll 9188 Posted December 15, 2023 Author Share Posted December 15, 2023 41 minutes ago, PaddockLad said: Fuckin hell what a parcel of fuckin shit. Didn’t Northumbria Police let the mackems wander up from the station willy fuckin nilly last time they came here? 😒 https://www.nufc.co.uk/news/latest-news/ticket-information-for-tyne-wear-derby-fa-cup-tie/ says nowt about Id'ing your bus ticket on there prior to them handing over the match ticket, although I only quickly scanned it. with this in mind I'm prepared to offer a tenner for a spare bus ticket, which is a whole lot of dough for such a short distance! in other news, I never got a man city ticket.... the cunts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42379 Posted December 15, 2023 Share Posted December 15, 2023 51 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said: says nowt about Id'ing your bus ticket on there prior to them handing over the match ticket, although I only quickly scanned it. with this in mind I'm prepared to offer a tenner for a spare bus ticket, which is a whole lot of dough for such a short distance! in other news, I never got a man city ticket.... the cunts. You and the chauffeur can get in on a twofer mate. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7025 Posted December 15, 2023 Share Posted December 15, 2023 6000 is a decent allocation 👌🏼 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44805 Posted December 15, 2023 Share Posted December 15, 2023 9 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: You and the chauffeur can get in on a twofer mate. No way Fauntleroy will be able to pull off the personal assistant look. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42379 Posted December 15, 2023 Share Posted December 15, 2023 2 minutes ago, Gemmill said: No way Fauntleroy will be able to pull off the personal assistant look. Nee botha man! 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebrokendoll 9188 Posted December 15, 2023 Author Share Posted December 15, 2023 20 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: You and the chauffeur can get in on a twofer mate. the fucker's most definitely ambulant disabled, gets all the necessary p.i.p. benefits etc to qualify for a reduction in his season ticket price and everything. I've tried explaining this to him on a multitude of occasions. in much the same way though as he has to stop at burton macdonalds on the a42 and the shell garage on the gateshead side of the redheugh bridge, it's extremely difficult to alter his routines. he's oblivious to the perks he's depriving me of. the unreasonable cunt. 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42379 Posted December 15, 2023 Share Posted December 15, 2023 Just now, thebrokendoll said: the fucker's most definitely ambulant disabled, gets all the necessary p.i.p. benefits etc to qualify for a reduction in his season ticket price and everything. I've tried explaining this to him on a multitude of occasions. in much the same way though as he has to stop at burton macdonalds on the a42 and the shell garage on the gateshead side of the redheugh bridge, it's extremely difficult to alter his routines. he's oblivious to the perks he's depriving me of. the unreasonable cunt. Well.… kick his fucking knees in then. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44805 Posted December 15, 2023 Share Posted December 15, 2023 In the bloke's ear for the full 500 mile round trip, telling him how disabled he is. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebrokendoll 9188 Posted December 15, 2023 Author Share Posted December 15, 2023 Just now, Monkeys Fist said: Well.… kick his fucking knees in then. probably the only solution mate. pointless slashing his tyres, the benefit system would just buy him some new ones. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42379 Posted December 15, 2023 Share Posted December 15, 2023 1 minute ago, thebrokendoll said: probably the only solution mate. pointless slashing his tyres, the benefit system would just buy him some new ones. Hang on- has he got a manual or automatic- if the latter, just kick his left knee in, if it’s manual, we need a rethink 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebrokendoll 9188 Posted December 15, 2023 Author Share Posted December 15, 2023 1 minute ago, Gemmill said: In the bloke's ear for the full 500 mile round trip, telling him how disabled he is. in fairness I have tried to explain to him he's probably entitled to a thai bride. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 11258 Posted December 16, 2023 Share Posted December 16, 2023 7 hours ago, thebrokendoll said: probably the only solution mate. pointless slashing his tyres, the benefit system would just buy him some new ones. That's a trick the Government has overlooked. Benefits cheat. 🙂 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 17241 Posted December 18, 2023 Share Posted December 18, 2023 Wtf is going on with this parcel of fuckin shit now?? 🙄 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 17241 Posted December 18, 2023 Share Posted December 18, 2023 It went through to a screen where it showed all tickets I could apply for. Obviously Man City at home fuckin well isn’t one 😒 Oh and obviously there’s a massive take from the club… 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33127 Posted December 18, 2023 Share Posted December 18, 2023 Fucking disgraceful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 17241 Posted December 18, 2023 Share Posted December 18, 2023 Will the 1500 corporates be on the bubble bus? 😒 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebrokendoll 9188 Posted December 18, 2023 Author Share Posted December 18, 2023 15 minutes ago, PaddockLad said: Will the 1500 corporates be on the bubble bus? 😒 the likes of spaniel lugs will be in the stretch limo with staveley. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14011 Posted December 18, 2023 Share Posted December 18, 2023 Aye its going to be annoying when the same blue tick twitter accounts show up. That’s a lot of tickets to scalp from an allocation. For who? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30554 Posted December 18, 2023 Share Posted December 18, 2023 You'd imagine there's a big demand from club employees, players at all levels and players' families but that still wouldn't add up to 1500. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobElliott 1485 Posted December 18, 2023 Share Posted December 18, 2023 I heard the difference will be for the personal security entouage for Adam Pearson as he is a marked man in Mordor. Bit like the hobbits making their way to Mount Doom 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33127 Posted December 18, 2023 Share Posted December 18, 2023 20 minutes ago, Tom said: Aye its going to be annoying when the same blue tick twitter accounts show up. That’s a lot of tickets to scalp from an allocation. For who? "....and if I see Chuck from the good 'ol USA tweeting about getting tickets, alright if he's just on the bum, but if he actually gets a Sunderland ticket ahead of me I'll be, HOW! CHUCK, NOOO!!! I might not know the way to San Jose but I'm pretty sure I could get to the fucking stadio del shite!!!" 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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