The Fish 10856 Posted March 23, 2023 Share Posted March 23, 2023 5 minutes ago, Ugly Mackems said: I wonder what they would grass me up for? Being lucky in the ballot? Occasionally unlucky in the ballot? Buying tickets I'm absolutely allowed to buy under the current T&C? I await with baited breath..... Cool, sure, whatever, but importantly - it's bated breath, ya big phoney. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 11263 Posted March 23, 2023 Share Posted March 23, 2023 7 minutes ago, The Fish said: I'm not entirely sure, but I don't think you can get in trouble with the club for making stuff up for a shit wind up attempt. Surely we can make up stuff too? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 11263 Posted March 23, 2023 Share Posted March 23, 2023 1 minute ago, The Fish said: Cool, sure, whatever, but importantly - it's bated breath, ya big phoney. Not if fishing without a licence Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ackas 311 Posted March 23, 2023 Share Posted March 23, 2023 3 hours ago, PaddockLad said: 9 tickets for each again? Feel free to explain this Nothing to stop all of us on here who are members, all adding each other as friends and then first one in the queue buying seats for everybody. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 17246 Posted March 23, 2023 Share Posted March 23, 2023 11 minutes ago, ackas said: Nothing to stop all of us on here who are members, all adding each other as friends and then first one in the queue buying seats for everybody. Yeah I dare say it’s possible. What the scenario is for one person getting 8 of his mates tickets in real life I wouldn’t be entirely sure….unless he’s punting some of these tickets on, which breaks T & Cs. obvs.. but am sure it’s all fine ☺️ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42407 Posted March 23, 2023 Share Posted March 23, 2023 2 minutes ago, PaddockLad said: 8 of his mates This is the bit everyone finds hardest to believe. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebrokendoll 9202 Posted March 23, 2023 Author Share Posted March 23, 2023 14 minutes ago, ackas said: Nothing to stop all of us on here who are members, all adding each other as friends and then first one in the queue buying seats for everybody. aye, spot on. i was 1,300th in the queue today, i bought two. i'm linked to another member and we're both going, so that's good! i think where UM is getting it wrong is by immediately coming on here after tickets have gone on sale and giving it the big one about having bought nine when quite clearly there's people missed out. bit fucking crass really don't you think? he's right, he's doing nowt wrong under the clubs current ticket policy, it allows him as a season ticket holder to buy another ticket for a friend, who may or not be a member. UM's opportunity to do this though is coming to an end, there's an active group of people who are bypassing the n.u.s.t. and lobbying the football supporters association (newcastle's rep there is thomas concannon, who recently jacked in his role on the board at the trust) as well as emailing sarah metcalfe who's head of supporter services at the club. i'm loathe to use the term 'big six' so i'll refer instead to clubs where tickets are in demand, not one of them offer a facility for a season ticket holder to buy another ticket for a friend. under the current climate it's fucking ludicrous, you reserve your own seat only. clearly there's folk who've forked out for a membership who are missing out on tickets to non members, that can't be right surely? doesn't happen at any other club which sells memberships. it suited ashley to fill empty seats with backdrops to advertising hoardings, hence the great 10,000 free season ticket giveaway, it's now defunct. if UM (or anybody else for that matter) wishes to buy tickets to sell on, they'll soon need to join the queues for general online sale. it's coming. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35077 Posted March 23, 2023 Share Posted March 23, 2023 Aye, it’s an anachronism from the days of Ashley when he couldn’t sell all the tickets at times. I’m all for ST holders getting first dibs on cup tickets etc. That should absolutely be the case. But getting first dibs on tickets in addition to their own when members / general public can barely get one is clearly a situation which can’t continue 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33163 Posted March 23, 2023 Share Posted March 23, 2023 1 minute ago, Alex said: Aye, it’s an anachronism from the days of Ashley when he couldn’t sell all the tickets at times. I’m all for ST holders getting first dibs on cup tickets etc. That should absolutely be the case. But getting first dibs on tickets in addition to their own when members / general public can barely get one is clearly a situation which can’t continue Aye, there's an absolute whopper at work, honestly talking weapons grade wanker here, who's been sorted for a ticket by a ST holder on his shift and I wouldn't even call him a glory hunter, he just wants to be well in with the ST holders on shift the absolute CUNT that he is. Boils my piss tbh. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21915 Posted March 23, 2023 Share Posted March 23, 2023 1 hour ago, Monkeys Fist said: This is the bit everyone finds hardest to believe. lads, lads, lads. i think we all need to just cool off a bit. have a couple of vodka and diet cokes and chill 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33163 Posted March 23, 2023 Share Posted March 23, 2023 2 hours ago, Dr Gloom said: lads, lads, lads. i think we all need to just cool off a bit. have a couple of vodka and diet cokes and chill 🎶 If you like vodka with cola And wumming fans on the net If you have plenty tickets If you're more than half a get If you like making people angry On a forum online I'm the cunt that you don't like Almost all of the time I didn't think of the ones who missed out I know that sounds kinda mean But me and the toontastic wankers Had fallen into the same old dull routine So I went on the club's website Took nine tickets for me And although I think I'm quite decent From a good family Yes I like vodka and cola And wumming fans on the net I'm not much into subtle I am into 'fuck you' I've got to meet you by tomorrow We can meet at the front In Newcastle's labour club Where we'll plan being cunts. 🎵 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebrokendoll 9202 Posted March 23, 2023 Author Share Posted March 23, 2023 22 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said: 🎶 If you like vodka with cola And wumming fans on the net If you have plenty tickets If you're more than half a get If you like making people angry On a forum online I'm the cunt that you don't like Almost all of the time I didn't think of the ones who missed out I know that sounds kinda mean But me and the toontastic wankers Had fallen into the same old dull routine So I went on the club's website Took nine tickets for me And although I think I'm quite decent From a good family Yes I like vodka and cola And wumming fans on the net I'm not much into subtle I am into 'fuck you' I've got to meet you by tomorrow We can meet at the front In Newcastle's labour club Where we'll plan being cunts. 🎵 dont tell me he's done the meet up thing as well? for fuck's sake man! in fairness to UM I'm forever in his debt, his claim he'd be standing on barrack road prior to the tottenham game in oct 2021 giving it the big one to all the returning gutless cunts, was, is and probably always will be the funniest thing I've ever seen on the Internet. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21915 Posted March 23, 2023 Share Posted March 23, 2023 56 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said: 🎶 If you like vodka with cola And wumming fans on the net If you have plenty tickets If you're more than half a get If you like making people angry On a forum online I'm the cunt that you don't like Almost all of the time I didn't think of the ones who missed out I know that sounds kinda mean But me and the toontastic wankers Had fallen into the same old dull routine So I went on the club's website Took nine tickets for me And although I think I'm quite decent From a good family Yes I like vodka and cola And wumming fans on the net I'm not much into subtle I am into 'fuck you' I've got to meet you by tomorrow We can meet at the front In Newcastle's labour club Where we'll plan being cunts. 🎵 :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 11263 Posted March 24, 2023 Share Posted March 24, 2023 7 hours ago, Howmanheyman said: 🎶 If you like vodka with cola And wumming fans on the net If you have plenty tickets If you're more than half a get If you like making people angry On a forum online I'm the cunt that you don't like Almost all of the time I didn't think of the ones who missed out I know that sounds kinda mean But me and the toontastic wankers Had fallen into the same old dull routine So I went on the club's website Took nine tickets for me And although I think I'm quite decent From a good family Yes I like vodka and cola And wumming fans on the net I'm not much into subtle I am into 'fuck you' I've got to meet you by tomorrow We can meet at the front In Newcastle's labour club Where we'll plan being cunts. 🎵 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ugly Mackems 133 Posted March 30, 2023 Share Posted March 30, 2023 All good? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 11263 Posted March 30, 2023 Share Posted March 30, 2023 1 minute ago, Ugly Mackems said: All good? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35077 Posted March 30, 2023 Share Posted March 30, 2023 Even his ripostes are shite. And the same goes for UM 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebrokendoll 9202 Posted March 30, 2023 Author Share Posted March 30, 2023 in and off the website in less than 10 seconds this morning. 9 tickets secured. truly the king of superfans me. 1 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35077 Posted March 30, 2023 Share Posted March 30, 2023 All hail, Dollimus Rex! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33163 Posted March 30, 2023 Share Posted March 30, 2023 None for me, on a course at work, no internet in the house, bairn wouldn't have realised either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4725 Posted March 30, 2023 Share Posted March 30, 2023 Fuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4725 Posted March 30, 2023 Share Posted March 30, 2023 All the gear, no idea 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42407 Posted March 30, 2023 Share Posted March 30, 2023 14 minutes ago, Christmas Tree said: All the gear, no idea Is that your username on Metectorist.com ? 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4725 Posted March 30, 2023 Share Posted March 30, 2023 Just now, Monkeys Fist said: Is that your username on Metectorist.com ? Could use it anywhere tbf 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15518 Posted March 30, 2023 Share Posted March 30, 2023 1 hour ago, Monkeys Fist said: Is that your username on Metectorist.com ? I don't know about that, but he goes by Crissyboo86 on the Betty Crocker website. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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