Tom 14011 Posted December 22, 2021 Share Posted December 22, 2021 In the past some Hungarian nerds would hang out in cafes and discuss football tactics, losers. Nobody cares. However, we on toontastic.net have greater brains. We have @The Fish& the new star @Diego21 The purpose of this thread is to establish 10 questions for our two contestants, the winner of which will be decided by poll. The users decide the questions, the contestants pick a charity for which pledged funds will be donated. Deadline - January 1st Get into them! 1. Have either of your read (cover to cover) the seminal masterpiece “Inverting The Pyramid: The History of Football Tactics” by Jonathan Wilson and could you provide a synopsis that wouldn’t put a glass eye to sleep? 2. Who (in your humble opinion) is the best player in each of the top 5 divisions in europe (england, spain, italy, germany, france [portugal is also acceptable as a substitute for france]) that is playing at a team so far below their level that we could realistically sign them and have them make a difference to us in the near future? 3. So looking further a field than just Europe, who in the America's and Africa should we be looking to sign as player(s) so we can finally live out that dream of the Newcastle in GOAL! 4. Was viana a defensive midfielder? 5. Have either of you read Matthew Syed book 'Black box thinking'? 6. Did you have an intimate experience with a woman before the age of 25? 7. Have either of you used the 'journey man' route in football manager? Where one starts off unemployed on the lowest settings and see how far you can get? If so where did you get? 8. Was the appointment of Joe Kinnear to replace Kevin Keegan, a practical joke that got out of hand or were llambias and Ashley really that cuntish? 9. Assuming we can buy targets in 3 areas (of your choosing) in the January transfer window, which playstyle or tactical approach would you like to see the team change to in order to be the most successful it can be? 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30550 Posted December 22, 2021 Share Posted December 22, 2021 Aren’t you dead yet? [/The Fish] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 4247 Posted December 22, 2021 Share Posted December 22, 2021 Have either of your read (cover to cover) the seminal masterpiece “Inverting The Pyramid: The History of Football Tactics” by Jonathan Wilson and could you provide a synopsis that wouldn’t put a glass eye to sleep? 1 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 4747 Posted December 23, 2021 Share Posted December 23, 2021 Who (in your humble opinion) is the best player in each of the top 5 divisions in europe (england, spain, italy, germany, france [portugal is also acceptable as a substitute for france]) that is playing at a team so far below their level that we could realistically sign them and have them make a difference to us in the near future? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14011 Posted December 23, 2021 Author Share Posted December 23, 2021 Excellent questions so far apart from @ewerk (who gets another chance obviously) So I’ll pledge £20 to the winning charity. (may I suggest….the west end food bank?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42378 Posted December 23, 2021 Share Posted December 23, 2021 Who’s this? ( The bloke to the right of Peter Withe) 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14011 Posted December 23, 2021 Author Share Posted December 23, 2021 I’m not sure that’s fair to Diego. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42378 Posted December 23, 2021 Share Posted December 23, 2021 I’m not sure it’s fair to Peter Withe, either. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14011 Posted December 23, 2021 Author Share Posted December 23, 2021 EIGHT MORE QUESTIONS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14011 Posted December 23, 2021 Author Share Posted December 23, 2021 PLEDGE SOME MONEY TO CHARITY ITS CHRISTMAS WHEN JESUS WAS BORN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3355 Posted December 23, 2021 Share Posted December 23, 2021 Tom on the sauce again? I'm happy to stump up 20 quid for whatever charity the forum decides upon. So looking further a field than just Europe, who in the America's and Africa should we be looking to sign as player(s) so we can finally live out that dream of the Newcastle in GOAL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14011 Posted December 23, 2021 Author Share Posted December 23, 2021 I’d kill for some sauce 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3355 Posted December 23, 2021 Share Posted December 23, 2021 13 minutes ago, Tom said: I’d kill for some sauce My question not good enough? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14011 Posted December 23, 2021 Author Share Posted December 23, 2021 2 minutes ago, sammynb said: My question not good enough? It has been in the list for several minutes you wonderful man 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diego21 2135 Posted December 23, 2021 Share Posted December 23, 2021 NOOOOO What is that? Hahahahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21912 Posted December 23, 2021 Share Posted December 23, 2021 Was viana a defensive midfielder? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20112 Posted December 23, 2021 Share Posted December 23, 2021 Have either of you read Matthew Syed book 'Black box thinking'? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 17241 Posted December 23, 2021 Share Posted December 23, 2021 Did either of you gain intimate knowledge of a woman before you were 25? 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42378 Posted December 23, 2021 Share Posted December 23, 2021 3 minutes ago, PaddockLad said: Did either of you gain intimate knowledge of a woman before you were 25? Diego can’t answer this until 2025. 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20112 Posted December 23, 2021 Share Posted December 23, 2021 Have either of you used the 'journey man' route in football manager? Where one starts off unemployed on the lowest settings and see how far you can get? If so where did you get? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33121 Posted December 23, 2021 Share Posted December 23, 2021 (edited) 8 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: Who’s this? ( The bloke to the right of Peter Withe) Toontastic never forgets. Edited December 23, 2021 by Howmanheyman 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33121 Posted December 23, 2021 Share Posted December 23, 2021 Was the appointment of Joe Kinnear to replace Kevin Keegan, a practical joke that got out of hand or were llambias and Ashley really that cuntish? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42378 Posted December 23, 2021 Share Posted December 23, 2021 How shit will Tom’s hangover be when he wakes up? 1- Fumaca 2- Marcelino 3- Guivarc’h 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 5217 Posted December 23, 2021 Share Posted December 23, 2021 Wait so is the deal that we pay £20 to pose a question? I'm up for putting into the charity whether my question is chosen or not, but I'll pose one in the hope that it's good enough: Assuming we can buy targets in 3 areas (of your choosing) in the January transfer window, which playstyle or tactical approach would you like to see the team change to in order to be the most successful it can be? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14011 Posted December 23, 2021 Author Share Posted December 23, 2021 No just ask a question. It’s fair to say I didn’t think this through. I am now in the throes of a hangover and a booster jab hangover. Fuck my life. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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