Teutonic scouse twats v Eddie & his hot rods

[wykikitoon 20112]

 

8-0 Liverpool win with multiple dives from Salah then

 

[Kevin Carr's Gloves 3887]

I think with all these covid cases we should postpone all the games until after January.

[Tom 14011]

That’s the hope. 

 

Send Adam Pearson to the training ground and he’ll sort it.

[Monkeys Fist 42378]

Aye, but only after he’s given the entire squad a signed photo of himself. 

[wykikitoon 20112]

24 minutes ago, Kevin Carr's Gloves said:

I think with all these covid cases we should postpone all the games until after January.

 

With the WC next year this could have a massive impact.  They wont want to postpone it but not looking good!

[wykikitoon 20112]

Just now, Monkeys Fist said:

Aye, but only after he’s given the entire squad a signed photo of himself. 

That he's licked

[Kevin Carr's Gloves 3887]

18 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

 

With the WC next year this could have a massive impact.  They wont want to postpone it but not looking good!

Aye but the WC is not until November and is going to fuck everything up anyway.

[wykikitoon 20112]

Just fucking scrap the thing, it's wank

[Diego21 2135]

 

 

Edited December 14, 2021 by Diego21

[ewerk 30544]

[wykikitoon 20112]

 

 

[Ayatollah Hermione 13856]

We just have to hope that Mike Dean wakes up in the mood to fuck about with Liverpool rather than us. He's a maverick, that one.

[Monkeys Fist 42378]

The referee’s a maverick! 
The referee’s a maverick ! 

 

 

 

 

 

[Dr Gloom 21912]

I’m not sure what’s going to end up worse: Newcastle against Liverpool, the second Ashes test at Adelaide or the Omicron surge 

Edited December 16, 2021 by Dr Gloom

[wykikitoon 20112]

The Ashes

[sammynb 3355]

7 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

The Ashes

 

It's the one I most likely to end up on the winning side for and it's the one I care the least about. Any team that is happy to reinstate cheating cunts like Smith, deserve nothing.

[wykikitoon 20112]

8 minutes ago, sammynb said:

 

It's the one I most likely to end up on the winning side for and it's the one I care the least about. Any team that is happy to reinstate cheating cunts like Smith, deserve nothing.

[wykikitoon 20112]

I was speaking to the father in law who is mad on his cricket and he was saying he think Test cricket is finished now.

[Christmas Tree 4725]

Randomly bored so thought of a new chant.

 

St. Maximum 
Do doo be-do-do
St. Maximum
Do do-do do
St. Maximum

Do doo de-do-do de-do-do de-do-do de-do-do-doodle do do do-doo do!

[wykikitoon 20112]

[ewerk 30544]

14 minutes ago, Christmas Tree said:

Randomly bored so thought of a new chant.

 

St. Maximum 
Do doo be-do-do
St. Maximum
Do do-do do
St. Maximum

Do doo de-do-do de-do-do de-do-do de-do-do-doodle do do do-doo do!

This is like watching McCartney come up with Get Back but for our generation.

[Christmas Tree 4725]

7 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

 

 

[Howmanheyman 33113]

1 hour ago, Christmas Tree said:

Randomly bored so thought of a new chant.

 

St. Maximum 
Do doo be-do-do
St. Maximum
Do do-do do
St. Maximum

Do doo de-do-do de-do-do de-do-do de-do-do-doodle do do do-doo do!

To the 'Lovenkrands signed him on a free' tune.....

 

🎶

Saint maximan,

Saint maximan,

Bairns gave him a crown

Now we're 1 nil down

Saint maximan. 

 

Saint maximan,

Saint maximan,

Bairns gave him a crown

Now we're 2 nil down

Saint maximan.

 

 

Saint maximan,

Saint maximan,

Bairns gave him a crown

Now we're 3 nil down

Saint maximan.

 

Saint maximan,

Saint maximan,

Bairns gave him a crown

Now we're 4 nil down

Saint maximan. 

🎵

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Tom 14011]

10 hours ago, Dr Gloom said:

I’m not sure what’s going to end up worse: Newcastle against Liverpool, the second Ashes test at Adelaide or the Omicron surge 

I can definitely vouch for the fact that both sporting events are absolutely terrible  

[Gemmill 44804]

1 hour ago, Christmas Tree said:

Randomly bored so thought of a new chant.

 

St. Maximum 
Do doo be-do-do
St. Maximum
Do do-do do
St. Maximum

Do doo de-do-do de-do-do de-do-do de-do-do-doodle do do do-doo do!

Is this to the tune of Baby Shark? 

You have to give us a "to the tune of" or, with you, we'll always assume its to the tune of Whitney Houston's I WillAlways Love You.