Teutonic scouse twats v Eddie & his hot rods

[wykikitoon 20198]

 

 

 

[OTF 7297]

1 minute ago, Gemmill said:

The limp he's putting on now.

He's like me when a teacher unexpectedly threw me into an 800m race against other schools. I fake limped the first lap and as I ran past he goes "if you can't be bothered, then just stop."

So I did.

 

 

 

"I picked up an injury in the other 800m I just ran against other even better schools, smashed 'em, you lads are lucky"

[ewerk 30629]

5 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

The limp he's putting on now.

He's like me when a teacher unexpectedly threw me into an 800m race against other schools. I fake limped the first lap and as I ran past he goes "if you can't be bothered, then just stop."

So I did.

 

 

The funniest thing about that story is that you expect us to believe that you were any sort of runner with those knees.

Edited December 16, 2021 by ewerk

[essembeeofsunderland 811]

2 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Apology accepted 

[Monkeys Fist 42459]

Just now, essembeeofsunderland said:

Apology accepted 

I think you’re mistaking me for Rayvin. 
 

 

Get fucked

[wykikitoon 20198]

Joe and Shelvey have stepped up to Howe's challenge.  Something I never thought would happen with the latter.  ASM want's fuck all to do with it.  Fuck off.

[ewerk 30629]

4 minutes ago, essembeeofsunderland said:

Looking for a rest over the festive season?

FFS. Are you afraid to call it Christmas?

Bloody PC brigade.

[Gemmill 44930]

1 minute ago, OTF said:

 

"I picked up an injury in the other 800m I just ran against other even better schools, smashed 'em, you lads are lucky"

It was like the end of thr Usual Suspects. As soon as he said I could stop I walked that fucking limp off in about 10 steps. 

[ewerk 30629]

Callum Wilson > Zidane

[OTF 7297]

If this is a defensive drill where you're supposed to make a tackle then give the ball straight back to the attacking side then we're fucking exceptional at it.

[Ayatollah Hermione 13881]

Thought ASM was getting us up the pitch well, just a shame he didn’t want to pass it to the lads that came with him. 

[Gemmill 44930]

3 minutes ago, ewerk said:

The funniest thing is that you expect us to believe that you were any sort of runner with those knees.

What that picture doesn't do justice to is the sheer length of my legs. I guarantee you take three steps to every one of mine. 

[OTF 7297]

1 minute ago, Gemmill said:

It was like the end of thr Usual Suspects. As soon as he said I could stop I walked that fucking limp off in about 10 steps. 

 

Keyser Slowze

[wykikitoon 20198]

Fuck off

[Gemmill 44930]

That's a shame. At least it's given the commentators a hand shandy moment to finish their night with. 

[ewerk 30629]

Shit! Did you see that?! He must have a foot like a traction engine!

[toonotl 2987]

Ah well. We stayed in it for almost the entire match despite getting completely fucked by the ref. They have every right to hold their heads up. (Except ASM, he's been trying to surrender since the second half began.)

[OTF 7297]

Well hit shot there, cleanup required in a few commentator's pants.

[Howmanheyman 33266]

Great dummy by Dean for their third.

[Meenzer 15550]

1 minute ago, Gemmill said:

That's a shame. At least it's given the commentators a hand shandy moment to finish their night with. 

 

I'm pleased for them after they went dead silent when Salah shanked a shot to the corner flag then responded to Wilson bringing the ball down by saying "did he mean it?". Normal service is resumed.

[Gemmill 44930]

Lads man, let's not let any more in here. Fucking shite that we've done as well as any of us could have hoped and still got fairly soundly botted. 

[essembeeofsunderland 811]

4 minutes ago, ewerk said:

FFS. Are you afraid to call it Christmas?

Bloody PC brigade.

Certainly not.

[essembeeofsunderland 811]

Just now, Meenzer said:

 

I'm pleased for them after they went dead silent when Salah shanked a shot to the corner flag then responded to Wilson bringing the ball down by saying "did he mean it?". Normal service is resumed.

Good point

[Gemmill 44930]

Just now, Meenzer said:

 

I'm pleased for them after they went dead silent when Salah shanked a shot to the corner flag then responded to Wilson bringing the ball down by saying "did he mean it?". Normal service is resumed.

I nearly commented on their total lack of response to that Salah spooner at the time but I was getting on my own tits with my whining. 

[essembeeofsunderland 811]

Get Wilson off in case he picks up a yellow