Teutonic scouse twats v Eddie & his hot rods

[essembeeofsunderland 811]

Because the ball ended up going away from the goal it’s not a pen,said the studio ref.

[Gemmill 52540]

  On 16/12/2021 at 21:29, ewerk said:

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Zeebrugge'd! 

[Chaser 1432]

Played better this half, frustrated them definitely. 

[Monkeys Fist 46428]

  On 16/12/2021 at 21:29, ewerk said:

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Is that Deadpool? 

[toonotl 3610]

That was 100% a pen if NUFC's Fraser is replaced with scous's Salah with Dean on the pitch. No doubt in my mind.

Our only hope is to keep things close until the last few minutes at which point Dean's instinct to be the centre of attention may overpower his desire to fuck us and we'll get a bullshit call in our favour.

[OTF 8664]

Salah leaves the pitch, defeated by Matt Ritchie.

[Gemmill 52540]

ASM is getting on my tits tonight. 

[OTF 8664]

  On 16/12/2021 at 21:30, essembeeofsunderland said:

Because the ball ended up going away from the goal it’s not a pen,said the studio ref.

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It's a valid point because a goal has never been scored where every touch wasn't towards the goal.

[Isegrim 10736]

  On 16/12/2021 at 21:27, Howmanheyman said:

That's Liverpool and they're looking into how they can give it? With us it's the opposite. 

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Just like the one against Burnley where they were checking for 5 minutes to come up for a reason not to punish a blatant hand ball

[ewerk 34213]

  On 16/12/2021 at 21:32, Gemmill said:

ASM is getting on my tits tonight. 

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His own manager literally doesn’t believe he’s injured.  

[essembeeofsunderland 811]

Ritchie,a left sided midfield player,showing why he’s streets ahead of The Coward at left back.Hence Salah getting taken off.

[Gemmill 52540]

We've at least not given away a load of twatful free kicks around the area tonight. 

[essembeeofsunderland 811]

  On 16/12/2021 at 21:31, OTF said:

Salah leaves the pitch, defeated by Matt Ritchie.

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And we all agree

[toonotl 3610]

Do you reckon ASM sits on the floor when he doesn't wanna eat his dinner?

[Meenzer 16804]

St. Maximum 
Do doo be-do-do
St. Maximum
Do do-do do
St. Maximum

Do doo de-do-do de-do-do de-do-do de-do-do-doodle do do do-doo do!

[wykikitoon 23747]

  On 16/12/2021 at 21:32, Gemmill said:

ASM is getting on my tits tonight. 

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He needs dropping.  He's not bought into Howe's way.  He's a fucking fanny.  He wants to come off now anyway.

[OTF 8664]

  On 16/12/2021 at 21:33, ewerk said:

His own manager literally doesn’t believe he’s injured.  

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It's reached the level of absurd, but Howe knows if the ball gets to him he'll spring back to life again.

[essembeeofsunderland 811]

  On 16/12/2021 at 21:34, Gemmill said:

We've at least not given away a load of twatful free kicks around the area tonight. 

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Still time .

[wykikitoon 23747]

  On 16/12/2021 at 21:35, OTF said:

 

It's reached the level of absurd, but Howe knows if the ball gets to him he'll spring back to life again.

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and do fuck all

[Gemmill 52540]

  On 16/12/2021 at 21:33, ewerk said:

His own manager literally doesn’t believe he’s injured.  

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The limp he's putting on now.

He's like me when a teacher unexpectedly threw me into an 800m race against other schools. I fake limped the first lap and as I ran past he goes "if you can't be bothered, then just stop."

So I did.

 

 

[OTF 8664]

Wilson is going to get that yellow.

[essembeeofsunderland 811]

  On 16/12/2021 at 21:35, toonotl said:

Do you reckon ASM sits on the floor when he doesn't wanna eat his dinner?

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Looking for a rest over the festive season?

[Monkeys Fist 46428]

  On 16/12/2021 at 21:33, essembeeofsunderland said:

Ritchie,a left sided midfield player,showing why he’s streets ahead of The Coward at left back.Hence Salah getting taken off.

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[toonotl 3610]

ASM's lack of will is even more French than ChezGiven's Wine Cellar/Enema Dungeon

[essembeeofsunderland 811]

  On 16/12/2021 at 21:36, Gemmill said:

The limp he's putting on now.

He's like me when a teacher unexpectedly threw me into an 800m race against other schools. I fake limped the first lap and as I ran past he goes "if you can't be bothered, then just stop."

So I did.

 

 

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Are you suggesting he’s ‘injured’