Big Joe's Massive Member v Fake Tan Brendan Rodgers Duck Lovers (plus Gemmill vs Renton)

[Billy Whitehurst 895]

Schar and Lascelles, fuck me. I’ve seen container ships turn faster than those useless cunts.

[Gemmill 44887]

Wilson should have went through Maddison and had a rest v Liverpool. 

[OTF 7295]

5 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

Ugh. Fuck this man. 

Here's me thinking we can maybe sneak the odd point from the big lads. Not if this lot can do this to us. 

I'm starting to wonder if we aren't going down with Everton. 

 

Frustratingly we're still our own biggest enemy. Leave us long enough with the slightest bit of pressure and we'll crumble.

Edited December 12, 2021 by OTF

[essembeeofsunderland 811]

A few weeks ago I commented on serious deficiencies regarding some of our players,such as defenders who cannot defend,holding midfield players who cannot get a tackle in,attacking players who rarely score,make goals or get crosses in.

They’ve been on show today again.

[Christmas Tree 4725]

Thing is, the players who have been playing out of their skin lately, haven’t shown up against this poor team. WTF  

[Asprilla 96]

Anyone here a fan of Extras? (the Ricky Gervais comedy)

 

you know the bit where he gets interviewed (I think it’s the Christmas special) and he puts on a ridiculous posh accent to the newspaper reporter…

 

well that is what Eddie Howe reminds me of

[Christmas Tree 4725]

I’m gonna have to watch a musical to cheer me up.

[essembeeofsunderland 811]

We had three there with no intention of getting in the box to help Wilson

[OTF 7295]

Just now, Christmas Tree said:

Thing is, the players who have been playing out of their skin lately, haven’t shown up against this poor team. WTF  

 

We started ok and first half was an even affair, second half we lost our shape and discipline and all our frailties were on display.

[Gemmill 44887]

Point for Burnley as well. 

[Dr Gloom 21924]

Fuck me, there they are with that shithouse music again at the final whistle  

[wykikitoon 20150]

City and Liverpool are going to dry bum is to to fuck. 

[essembeeofsunderland 811]

1 minute ago, Christmas Tree said:

Thing is, the players who have been playing out of their skin lately, haven’t shown up against this poor team. WTF  

Who? 

[ewerk 30616]

Six corners against the team with the worst set piece record in the league and we never even troubled them.

[Renton 21627]

And Burnley draw. Great.

[Dr Gloom 21924]

Just now, ewerk said:

Six corners against the team with the worst set piece record in the league and we never even troubled them.

Shelvey’s corners are lifting 

[OTF 7295]

1 minute ago, essembeeofsunderland said:

We had three there with no intention of getting in the box to help Wilson

 

Constantly, was terrible the way we fell off at the end, they had bodies everywhere we were strolling about heads down.

[essembeeofsunderland 811]

Just now, OTF said:

 

We started ok and first half was an even affair, second half we lost our shape and discipline and all our frailties were on display.

If we’d picked the pace up in the first half 

[Polarboy 2311]

More than a little annoying that what I suggested in half jest in terms of the scoreline has come to pass. It has to be said though, that while we've been pretty poor, both Maddison, the diving cunt that he is, and Tielemans have shown why they are so highly rated. 

[OTF 7295]

1 minute ago, wykikitoon said:

City and Liverpool are going to dry bum is to to fuck. 

 

Going to be an embarrassment really. It will be interesting to see how Howe sets us up in those.

[Dr Gloom 21924]

1 minute ago, Polarboy said:

More than a little annoying that what I suggested in half jest in terms of the scoreline has come to pass. It has to be said though, that while we've been pretty poor, both Maddison, the diving cunt that he is, and Tielemans have shown why they are so highly rated. 

We need at least couple of signings of that calibre in January to stand half a chance 

[Christmas Tree 4725]

2 minutes ago, essembeeofsunderland said:

Who? 

Shelvey and Joe and even a few others have been much better in our last few games. They were poor first half but we had nothing going forward. Piss poor result.

[essembeeofsunderland 811]

And they didn’t even need Vardy

[OTF 7295]

I'd go so far as saying that this was the first time since Howe arrived that we've looked like relegation certainties on the pitch.

[OTF 7295]

1 minute ago, Christmas Tree said:

Shelvey and Joe and even a few others have been much better in our last few games. They were poor first half but we had nothing going forward. Piss poor result.

 

Burn the scarf.