Gemmill 44792 Posted December 2, 2021 Share Posted December 2, 2021 Proud sitter. I need to know who the weirdos are that are getting out of a perfectly good seat. Don't be shy (you fucking freaks). 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4725 Posted December 2, 2021 Share Posted December 2, 2021 Sitter and baby wiper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21911 Posted December 2, 2021 Share Posted December 2, 2021 Didn’t we do this poll a decade ago? Sitter, obviously. Standing up to wipe is a bit like voting for brexit. I’ve yet to hear anyone make a convincing case for it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 17238 Posted December 2, 2021 Share Posted December 2, 2021 Not this fuckin shit again 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21560 Posted December 2, 2021 Share Posted December 2, 2021 Sitter. Not sure you're gonna get many admitting to standing and smearing their buttocks with shit after they were so comprehensively shamed last time round. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21560 Posted December 2, 2021 Share Posted December 2, 2021 1 minute ago, PaddockLad said: Not this fuckin shit again Obviously a stander. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44792 Posted December 2, 2021 Author Share Posted December 2, 2021 3 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said: Didn’t we do this poll a decade ago? Sitter, obviously. Standing up to wipe is a bit like voting for brexit. I’ve yet to hear anyone make a convincing case for it. I'm not looking for a poll, I want to know who does what. I'm basically looking to write some people off as human beings. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30535 Posted December 2, 2021 Share Posted December 2, 2021 Born again sitter. The last thread changed my life. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44792 Posted December 2, 2021 Author Share Posted December 2, 2021 Yes. This is why we needed a new thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4725 Posted December 2, 2021 Share Posted December 2, 2021 (edited) Sitter with a footstool or without Edited December 2, 2021 by Christmas Tree Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44792 Posted December 2, 2021 Author Share Posted December 2, 2021 1 minute ago, Christmas Tree said: Sitter with a footstool or without I mean, WTF. Do you need extra purchase or something? I'd change my diet before I bought a footstool. Or are you just tiny? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4725 Posted December 2, 2021 Share Posted December 2, 2021 Just now, Gemmill said: I mean, WTF. Do you need extra purchase or something? I'd change my diet before I bought a footstool. Or are you just tiny? Graphics added to show science 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4725 Posted December 2, 2021 Share Posted December 2, 2021 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44792 Posted December 2, 2021 Author Share Posted December 2, 2021 That's not about wiping though, that's evacuation. The question for the likes of PaddockLad is "do you kick your footstool aside or stand on it like a fucking Olympic medal winner?" 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42356 Posted December 2, 2021 Share Posted December 2, 2021 Squatter. I raise my arse from the seat, allowing me better crevice access. Having thighs like Chris Hoy and a Magnum Dong, there’s not a lot of room for my equally large forearms to swill about in the festering pot. Basically, because I’m not an anorexic, hung like a Chinese mouse, my booty needs to see daylight. Clean bot? You must squat. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13856 Posted December 2, 2021 Share Posted December 2, 2021 The old thread on here was the first I’d ever heard of anyone standing up to wipe their arse. It could not believe what I was reading 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 4247 Posted December 2, 2021 Share Posted December 2, 2021 Sit obviously, standing would be dead weird Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21911 Posted December 2, 2021 Share Posted December 2, 2021 So it appears there is no one brave enough to be the lone voice for the standing freaks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42356 Posted December 2, 2021 Share Posted December 2, 2021 Ahem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21911 Posted December 2, 2021 Share Posted December 2, 2021 7 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: Ahem. We already knew you were a freak. Is anyone else brave enough to confess to something so unspeakably weird? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33097 Posted December 2, 2021 Share Posted December 2, 2021 I'm a sitter for 90% of the wipes then finish off standing. (It's more a 'just in case' thing I reckon?) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42356 Posted December 2, 2021 Share Posted December 2, 2021 3 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said: I'm a sitter for 90% of the wipes then finish off standing. (It's more a 'just in case' thing I reckon?) Semi-civilised. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 4376 Posted December 2, 2021 Share Posted December 2, 2021 32 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: Squatter. I raise my arse from the seat, allowing me better crevice access. Having thighs like Chris Hoy and a Magnum Dong, there’s not a lot of room for my equally large forearms to swill about in the festering pot. Basically, because I’m not an anorexic, hung like a Chinese mouse, my booty needs to see daylight. Clean bot? You must squat. Same here. As opposed to AH, I never knew anyone sat. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42356 Posted December 2, 2021 Share Posted December 2, 2021 Just to explain the toilet gymnastics, using CT’s weird babystool diagram, my knees are at 90° when laying the cable. They’re at 120-130° when I’m “standing”. Contrary to what the G-man thinks, I don’t jump up from the bog and dance around the bathroom, randomly rubbing my hoop against any handy bits of cloth. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44792 Posted December 2, 2021 Author Share Posted December 2, 2021 120 degrees is standing. You're a stander and there's nothing you can say that will change my mind. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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