Shelvey's unrivalled stats and his peers in central midfield vs Arsenal (aka match thread drivel)

[Dr Gloom 21912]

my first day out at the match since before the pandemic. 

looking forward to: a boozy afternoon on upper street

not looking forward to: having our arses handed to us by the woolwich wankers, as per 

3-1 home win

[Ayatollah Hermione 13856]

Howe back in, away win

[Dr Gloom 21912]

6 minutes ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

Howe back in, away win

yeah, but i'm attending therefore we will lose. sorry

[wykikitoon 20111]

1-0 Away win

 

SHITHOUSE!

[Monkeys Fist 42377]

1 hour ago, Dr Gloom said:

yeah, but i'm attending therefore we will lose. sorry

Can you not just get wankered and miss the actual game? 

[Gemmill 44804]

2 hours ago, Dr Gloom said:

my first day out at the match since before the pandemic. 

looking forward to: a boozy afternoon on upper street

not looking forward to: having our arses handed to us by the woolwich wankers, as per 

3-1 home win

Keep your eyes peeled for that South African variant. 

[Rayvin 5217]

 The title. 10/10

[Tom 14011]

Hahahaha  

[David Kelly 1244]

We haven't won there in 10 years, Howe's never won there at all.  Got to be a win.

[Gemmill 44804]

Tindall got hammered in the press conference with a lot off chinny-reck-on questioning about how the fuck Howe is suddenly OK to be there tomorrow. 

 

[Dr Gloom 21912]

9 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Can you not just get wankered and miss the actual game? 

12.30 kick off so the getting wankered bit will have to come later 

[OTF 7295]

Peers? Pfft, more like underlings! Do you even know who Steffan is? Ludwycht? Gustav? Dec?

[Monkeys Fist 42377]

15 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

12.30 kick off so the getting wankered bit will have to come later 

If Tindall can get hammered during a press conference, I’m sure you can get yourself wobbly before the game 

[Dr Gloom 21912]

I can confirm I have gone full southern fairy and am wearing running tights under my jeans and three layers under my puffa jacket. No doubt there will still be some lads with tops off in the away end 

[wykikitoon 20111]

10 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

I can confirm I have gone full southern fairy and am wearing running tights under my jeans and three layers under my puffa jacket. No doubt there will still be some lads with tops off in the away end 

Ya feel me fam. You in d 'ome end yeh? With ya bluds. Ya get me

[Dr Gloom 21912]

Innit bruv, safe

[Gemmill 44804]

[Christmas Tree 4725]

REMEMBER (for the older chaps)

 

Its 12.30 kick off, not 3

[Christmas Tree 4725]

[Kid Dynamite 7025]

Hopefully that's a 442 and not 532 with a RB at centre half and a winger at RB

[Gemmill 44804]

This is what the lads at Forza make of it. 

[Alex 35059]

It’ll be that or Ritchie at LB in 4-3-3 imo

[wykikitoon 20111]

Dubravka 🍆

[wykikitoon 20111]

No Murphy happy with that. 

 

Smash into Smith-Rowe early to mark his cards 

[spongebob toonpants 3993]

Got zero confidence about this one. Still makes a change looking forward to watching it, which is a nice change