Shelvey's unrivalled stats and his peers in central midfield vs Arsenal (aka match thread drivel)

[Dr Gloom 21847]

my first day out at the match since before the pandemic. 

looking forward to: a boozy afternoon on upper street

not looking forward to: having our arses handed to us by the woolwich wankers, as per 

3-1 home win

[Ayatollah Hermione 13837]

Howe back in, away win

[Dr Gloom 21847]

6 minutes ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

Howe back in, away win

yeah, but i'm attending therefore we will lose. sorry

[wykikitoon 19980]

1-0 Away win

 

SHITHOUSE!

[Monkeys Fist 42129]

1 hour ago, Dr Gloom said:

yeah, but i'm attending therefore we will lose. sorry

Can you not just get wankered and miss the actual game? 

[Gemmill 44498]

2 hours ago, Dr Gloom said:

my first day out at the match since before the pandemic. 

looking forward to: a boozy afternoon on upper street

not looking forward to: having our arses handed to us by the woolwich wankers, as per 

3-1 home win

Keep your eyes peeled for that South African variant. 

[Rayvin 5186]

 The title. 10/10

[Tom 14011]

Hahahaha  

[David Kelly 1224]

We haven't won there in 10 years, Howe's never won there at all.  Got to be a win.

[Gemmill 44498]

Tindall got hammered in the press conference with a lot off chinny-reck-on questioning about how the fuck Howe is suddenly OK to be there tomorrow. 

 

[Dr Gloom 21847]

9 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Can you not just get wankered and miss the actual game? 

12.30 kick off so the getting wankered bit will have to come later 

[OTF 7280]

Peers? Pfft, more like underlings! Do you even know who Steffan is? Ludwycht? Gustav? Dec?

[Monkeys Fist 42129]

15 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

12.30 kick off so the getting wankered bit will have to come later 

If Tindall can get hammered during a press conference, I’m sure you can get yourself wobbly before the game 

[Dr Gloom 21847]

I can confirm I have gone full southern fairy and am wearing running tights under my jeans and three layers under my puffa jacket. No doubt there will still be some lads with tops off in the away end 

[wykikitoon 19980]

10 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

I can confirm I have gone full southern fairy and am wearing running tights under my jeans and three layers under my puffa jacket. No doubt there will still be some lads with tops off in the away end 

Ya feel me fam. You in d 'ome end yeh? With ya bluds. Ya get me

[Dr Gloom 21847]

Innit bruv, safe

[Gemmill 44498]

[Christmas Tree 4711]

REMEMBER (for the older chaps)

 

Its 12.30 kick off, not 3

[Christmas Tree 4711]

[Kid Dynamite 7009]

Hopefully that's a 442 and not 532 with a RB at centre half and a winger at RB

[Gemmill 44498]

This is what the lads at Forza make of it. 

[Alex 34913]

It’ll be that or Ritchie at LB in 4-3-3 imo

[wykikitoon 19980]

Dubravka 🍆

[wykikitoon 19980]

No Murphy happy with that. 

 

Smash into Smith-Rowe early to mark his cards 

[spongebob toonpants 3956]

Got zero confidence about this one. Still makes a change looking forward to watching it, which is a nice change