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9 minutes ago, Howay said:

What’s mad about the “shows what money can do” comments is the same fucking pundits were calling pretty much all the players we bought shite :lol: 

 

It's not even that the new signings have consistently been our best players. Wood has been fairly underwhelming. Targett has been solid. Burn has been decent. Trippier has only played 3 1/2 league games. Guimaraes has only started 7.

 

Joelinton, Krafth, Shelvey have all upped their games.

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Playing with an actual left back at left back also helped considerably instead of a right sided midfielder and any manager playing against us after the change would've done a Woy.....

 

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14 minutes ago, Kevin Carr's Gloves said:

So Liverpool are going to drop 5 points in their upcoming games?

I didn't predict those games, just the bottom 4 teams

 

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On 09/04/2022 at 19:59, Craig said:

Hear me out on this - time to look up, not down. If things go as shown below, and I think it's not beyond the realms of possibility, we could find ourselves in 9th place at the end of Monday 25th April.

CURRENT TABLE

9. Palace P30 Pts37

10. Leicester P28 Pts37

11. Brighton P31 Pts37

12. Villa P31 Pts36

13. Southampton P31 Pts36
14. Newcastle P31 Pts34

GAMES COMING UP
PALACE

10/04 - Leicester (H) - Draw

17/04 - Chelsea (A) - Lose
20/04 - Newcastle (A) - Lose

25/04 - Leeds (H) - Win

 

LEICESTER

10/04 - Palace (A) - Draw

17/04 - Newcastle (A) - Lose

20/04 - Everton (A) - Win
23/04 - Villa (H) - Draw

 

BRIGHTON

16/04 - Spurs (A) - Lose

20/04 - Man City (A) - Lose
24/04 - Southampton (H) - Draw

 

VILLA

23/04 - Leicester (A) - Draw

 

SOUTHAMPTON

16/04 - Arsenal (H) - Lose

21/04 - Burnley (A) - Win

24/04 - Brighton (A) - Draw

 

NEWCASTLE

17/04 - Leicester (H) - Win

20/04 - Palace (H) - Win 

23/04 - Norwich (A) - Win

 

POSSIBLE TABLE

9. Newcastle P34 Pts43

10. Leicester P32 Pts42

11. Palace P34 Pts41

12. Southampton P34 Pts40

13. Brighton P34 Pts38

14. Villa P32 Pts37
 

 

Time to review this 2 weeks later....

 

CURRENT TABLE

9. Leicester P31 Pts41

10. Brighton P33 Pts40

11. Newcastle P33 Pts40

12. Brentford P33 Pts39

13. Southampton P33 Pts39
14. Palace P32 Pts37

GAMES COMING UP
PALACE

25/04 - Leeds (H) - Win

 

LEICESTER

23/04 - Villa (H) - Draw

 

BRIGHTON

24/04 - Southampton (H) - Draw

 

VILLA

23/04 - Leicester (A) - Draw

 

SOUTHAMPTON

24/04 - Brighton (A) - Draw

 

NEWCASTLE

23/04 - Norwich (A) - Win

 

POSSIBLE TABLE

9. Newcastle P34 Pts43

10. Leicester P32 Pts42

11. Brighton P34 Pts41

12. Palace P34 Pts40
13. Southampton P34 Pts40

14. Villa P32 Pts37

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On 05/04/2022 at 11:33, Gemmill said:

 

I can't remember now. But while we're asking questions, WHERE THE FUCK. ARE 21 POINTS FROM 28 GAMES BURNLEY PICKING UP THEIR EXTRA 12 POINTS FROM IN YOUR VERSION? 

 


Hey Accountant, remember thrusting your sausage in my face 3 weeks ago?

 

Well so far they’ve picked up 10 with 5 still to play ;) 

 

Fucking good job we’ve had a cracking week. 

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6 minutes ago, Christmas Tree said:


Hey Accountant, remember thrusting your sausage in my face 3 weeks ago?

 

Well so far they’ve picked up 10 with 5 still to play ;) 

 

Fucking good job we’ve had a cracking week. 

 

The point..... DICKHEAD.... is that you also thought we were just gonna stand still and let them catch us. Great, Burnley have picked some points up, but we're still 12 ahead of them you great big fuckwit.

 

The idea that you.... YOU?!?!.... are turning up trying to give me shit. Honestly, I will have you arrested. 

 

Burnley picking up points is what I want. I'm the legend who predicted, to great fucking hilarity, Everton's demise. #neverforget 

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I've tried to be as objective and as fair as I can with this. We can currently finish anywhere between 6th and 18th so this shows the full fixture schedule for those teams currently occupying those positions. Then I've stuck my predicitions in:

  • Highlighted green - win
  • Highlighted yellow - loss
  • Highlighted blue - draw

Leaves us currently finishing 12th - missing out on top 10 on GD - although I haven't factored any of that in, we'll need to go some to overcome Palace's current GD

I've got Leeds now going down - I can't see where they will pick another point up from! Everton to get out of this by the skin of their teeth.

 

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I know I'm being pessimistic but I wouldn't be surprised if we lose the next 3 - I think we have a chance of point(s) especially against Arsenal but as I say 0 is a possibility. 

 

I spent too much time last night thinking about Burnley winning 3 games  out of  the next 4 then beating us and sending us down on gd. Then I slapped myself and thought that's stupidly unlikely. 

 

However even then Everton would need to win 5 out of 6 and Leeds 4 out of 5 and as I mentioned the Leeds fixture list is horrible. 

 

So today I'm over the CT wobble but I'm still not hopeful about this finishing quite high view. 

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