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11 minutes ago, Howay said:

But what if we lose every game and everyone below us wins every game? 

Especially when they play against each other 

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We’re all having a dig at him but have some sympathy ffs. He’s going to have to come up with a new schtick after tonight ;) 

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He’ll be claiming poverty because of the rising energy costs, whilst marinating his fungi in the hot tub, under the outdoor  lighting. 
 

Life’s tough on the Tory breadline.…

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If Everton, Leeds and Burnley win, he'll be saddling up for another couple of weeks on the fainting couch. 

 

"Guys I don't WANT to be like this! I'm just..... oooooo it's so nervy. I wish I had YOUR confidence. I'm in a right fluffery buffery."

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We are fucking safe. It's over man. Just fucking done. 

 

"Oh but no club has ever survived after failing to win 13 games"

 

"Oh but Saudi Arabia"

 

"Oh but Steve Bruce was actually doing a good job with a championship team"

 

"Oh but we won't sell you players to protect our cartel"

 

FUCK OFF you southern fucking bastard journalists, and you fucking Northern fucking mackem bastard whatevers, and you fucking variably placed top 6 cartel motherfucker clubs that are piss scared of a resurgent Newcastle.

 

I hope you all fucking choke on it!

 

Fucking safe. Done. Fuck off the lot of you.

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5 minutes ago, Rayvin said:

We are fucking safe. It's over man. Just fucking done. 

 

"Oh but no club has ever survived after failing to win 13 games"

 

"Oh but Saudi Arabia"

 

"Oh but Steve Bruce was actually doing a good job with a championship team"

 

"Oh but we won't sell you players to protect our cartel"

 

FUCK OFF you southern fucking bastard journalists, and you fucking Northern fucking mackem bastard whatevers, and you fucking variably placed top 6 cartel motherfucker clubs that are piss scared of a resurgent Newcastle.

 

I hope you all fucking choke on it!

 

Fucking safe. Done. Fuck off the lot of you.

 

brian de palma carrie GIF

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8 hours ago, Rayvin said:

We are fucking safe. It's over man. Just fucking done. 

 

"Oh but no club has ever survived after failing to win 13 games"

 

"Oh but Saudi Arabia"

 

"Oh but Steve Bruce was actually doing a good job with a championship team"

 

"Oh but we won't sell you players to protect our cartel"

 

FUCK OFF you southern fucking bastard journalists, and you fucking Northern fucking mackem bastard whatevers, and you fucking variably placed top 6 cartel motherfucker clubs that are piss scared of a resurgent Newcastle.

 

I hope you all fucking choke on it!

 

Fucking safe. Done. Fuck off the lot of you.

 

POST OF THE SEASON :lol: :nufc:

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8 hours ago, Rayvin said:

We are fucking safe. It's over man. Just fucking done. 

 

"Oh but no club has ever survived after failing to win 13 games"

 

"Oh but Saudi Arabia"

 

"Oh but Steve Bruce was actually doing a good job with a championship team"

 

"Oh but we won't sell you players to protect our cartel"

 

FUCK OFF you southern fucking bastard journalists, and you fucking Northern fucking mackem bastard whatevers, and you fucking variably placed top 6 cartel motherfucker clubs that are piss scared of a resurgent Newcastle.

 

I hope you all fucking choke on it!

 

Fucking safe. Done. Fuck off the lot of you.


coked out coke GIF by Burger Records

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I may have had a few last night but I stand by that post :cuppa:

 

We are safe despite everything. And we are gonna fucking win something in our lifetimes, I am sure of it. And they will all bitch and moan and complain, and we will magnanimously inform them that they are, to a man, cunts.

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3 minutes ago, Rayvin said:

I may have had a few last night but I stand by that post :cuppa:

 

We are safe despite everything. And we are gonna fucking win something in our lifetimes, I am sure of it. And they will all bitch and moan and complain, and we will magnanimously inform them that they are, to a man, cunts.

 

how are we doing compared to your games predictor post from a few weeks back?

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2 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

"RTG haven't got Rayvin....WE HAVE!"

 

 

 

 

 

 

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It’s been bugging me for ages who these two lovelies remind me of, and it’s just dropped.…

the_dawson_watch.jpg

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6 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said:

 

how are we doing compared to your games predictor post from a few weeks back?

 

We are 7 points up on where I thought we would be across the same games. I had us getting 15 points total by end of season and we've got 13 already from that stage. So we're definitely going to exceed that, I can't see us only getting 2 more points.

 

I'll dig it up later but my head is swimming a bit tbh :lol:

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2 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

It’s been bugging me for ages who these two lovelies remind me of, and it’s just dropped.…

the_dawson_watch.jpg

 

"Germany might have had the brothers Grimm, but we're the sisters Grimmer!"

 

20220406_201158.jpg

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