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6 minutes ago, Rayvin said:

 

We are 7 points up on where I thought we would be across the same games. I had us getting 15 points total by end of season and we've got 13 already from that stage. So we're definitely going to exceed that, I can't see us only getting 2 more points.

 

I'll dig it up later but my head is swimming a bit tbh :lol:

 

ok, cheers mark.  :)

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9 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

The one on the left reminds me a bit of Bagpuss?

 

 

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Don’t ruin my childhood. I see what you mean though :D 

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1 minute ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

I really wonder what they’re up to these days. Probably get 4/1 odds that COVID killed one of them

Older sex workers were one of the worst hit demographics, so… :lol:

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1 hour ago, Monkeys Fist said:

 Can you copy and post it again so we can all like it again, please? :lol:

 

He had a few, so I will oblige.   :nufc:

 

10 hours ago, Rayvin said:

We are fucking safe. It's over man. Just fucking done. 

 

"Oh but no club has ever survived after failing to win 13 games"

 

"Oh but Saudi Arabia"

 

"Oh but Steve Bruce was actually doing a good job with a championship team"

 

"Oh but we won't sell you players to protect our cartel"

 

FUCK OFF you southern fucking bastard journalists, and you fucking Northern fucking mackem bastard whatevers, and you fucking variably placed top 6 cartel motherfucker clubs that are piss scared of a resurgent Newcastle.

 

I hope you all fucking choke on it!

 

Fucking safe. Done. Fuck off the lot of you.

 

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2 hours ago, Rayvin said:

I may have had a few last night but I stand by that post :cuppa:

 

We are safe despite everything. And we are gonna fucking win something in our lifetimes, I am sure of it. And they will all bitch and moan and complain, and we will magnanimously inform them that they are, to a man, cunts.

I knew there would be an apology sooner rather than later. 😉 

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2 hours ago, Howmanheyman said:

The one on the left reminds me a bit of Bagpuss?

 

 

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The one one the right is Cheggers with a wig.

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14 hours ago, Rayvin said:

We are fucking safe. It's over man. Just fucking done. 

 

"Oh but no club has ever survived after failing to win 13 games"

 

"Oh but Saudi Arabia"

 

"Oh but Steve Bruce was actually doing a good job with a championship team"

 

"Oh but we won't sell you players to protect our cartel"

 

FUCK OFF you southern fucking bastard journalists, and you fucking Northern fucking mackem bastard whatevers, and you fucking variably placed top 6 cartel motherfucker clubs that are piss scared of a resurgent Newcastle.

 

I hope you all fucking choke on it!

 

Fucking safe. Done. Fuck off the lot of you.

good post

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14 hours ago, Rayvin said:

We are fucking safe. It's over man. Just fucking done. 

 

"Oh but no club has ever survived after failing to win 13 games"

 

"Oh but Saudi Arabia"

 

"Oh but Steve Bruce was actually doing a good job with a championship team"

 

"Oh but we won't sell you players to protect our cartel"

 

FUCK OFF you southern fucking bastard journalists, and you fucking Northern fucking mackem bastard whatevers, and you fucking variably placed top 6 cartel motherfucker clubs that are piss scared of a resurgent Newcastle.

 

I hope you all fucking choke on it!

 

Fucking safe. Done. Fuck off the lot of you.

 

The Wicker Man Ending GIFs | Tenor

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21 hours ago, The Fish said:

So, I didn't have much on today and made something a bit(a lot) rough and ready;

 

These are the fixtures for each team from 30 onwards.

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I looked at teach teams home and away form, while taking into account their overall quality (e.g. Leicester are very good at home, but not great on the road, but they're still a midtable outfit.). I gave a value to each and weighted it. So, the higher the number, the easier the fixture.

 

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What's the difference between the two sides?

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From that I created a rough and ready formula to predict the most likely outcome with a little randomness thrown in because... football.

 

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Gives this as a final table.

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Fwiw, I think it's underestimating a lot of teams, but fuck it, it's rough and ready

 


So, 2 games, 2 misses. Stick yer spreadsheet up your arse :lol: 

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