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Just now, Gemmill said:

ANYWAY I'M DONE TALKING WITH YOU OIKS. GOOD NIGHT SIR!


Begone! Enjoy wanking off into you pivot table. :omgwank:

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9 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

Woooo chill. Only trying to help you out G-Dogg


Nerve has been touched I think … don’t come between Gemmill and fiscal statistics 😂

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Does XG stand for Expect Gemmill, usually followed by 'talk shite about football now he's interested again'? 

 

(Only joking, I've never seen you put tarquisestra or whatever rhubarb it was?)

 

Well Done Good Job GIF

 

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xG is fucking simple and fucking useful. Anyone not getting it is either stupid, or willfully ignorant.

 

xG Explained | FBref.com

 

Saying a team is wasteful is subjective. Your brain will fixate on a chance or set of chances that stick in your mind. We've seen how someone can say Joelinton is lazy for example, but the stats don't bear that out. People said that Bruce was going to sort the defence, but xGA stats proved that he didn't, even when we weren't conceding goals we were giving up loads of chances. 

 

A team is wasteful? Are they taking loads of shots but from miles out? Are all of their shots dribbling to the 'keeper? Are they getting into good positions, but not actually fashioning a chance? xG helps explain this, and remove subjectivity.

 

Just wait til you luddites start hearing about PPDA or SCA.

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Just now, Tom said:

Oh I get it. It’s just thoroughly boring.

Any more boring than "That team is wasteful?" It's exactly the same fucking thing, just this time it's correct instead essemmbee-age.

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Just now, ewerk said:

 

I think I did some in uni.

Had you down for Ket, or some other farm animal anesthetic.

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18 minutes ago, The Fish said:

Yeah, I'm a fan of being right. Shocker.

 

Do all varieties of xG analysis now factor in actual defenders being present on the pitch Dave? That bag of festering camel's vomit that Gemmil posted last night suggested that not all of them did. 

 

It's not for most punters, we see the game simply, but I can see that the use of economic theory being useful in analysing certain aspects of the game. Read this years ago, it still stands up today...

 

https://www.wob.com/en-gb/books/simon-kuper/soccernomics/9780007586523?gclid=CjwKCAiAvaGRBhBlEiwAiY-yMJ4af7EIZalZrF1GsWYUY1HycB55qtS5F_mznl7HklNauCJF_Vp1LRoCPwMQAvD_BwE

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1 hour ago, The Fish said:

xG is fucking simple and fucking useful. Anyone not getting it is either stupid, or willfully ignorant.

 

xG Explained | FBref.com

 

Saying a team is wasteful is subjective. Your brain will fixate on a chance or set of chances that stick in your mind. We've seen how someone can say Joelinton is lazy for example, but the stats don't bear that out. People said that Bruce was going to sort the defence, but xGA stats proved that he didn't, even when we weren't conceding goals we were giving up loads of chances. 

 

A team is wasteful? Are they taking loads of shots but from miles out? Are all of their shots dribbling to the 'keeper? Are they getting into good positions, but not actually fashioning a chance? xG helps explain this, and remove subjectivity.

 

Just wait til you luddites start hearing about PPDA or SCA.


:lol:  just in general. I can’t even be arsed but the proliferation of stats are useful if you’re an employed data analyst and can hand it off to the manager who can do something about it in actual footballing terms. People parroting this shit without actually watching the players or teams in question have, amazingly, found a new way to talk total shite about football.
 

Joelinton was fucking lazy at times as well. Just because he ran around aimlessly like a lost horse doesn’t mean he was contributing effectively.

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1 hour ago, PaddockLad said:

 

Do all varieties of xG analysis now factor in actual defenders being present on the pitch Dave? That bag of festering camel's vomit that Gemmil posted last night suggested that not all of them did. 

 

It's not for most punters, we see the game simply, but I can see that the use of economic theory being useful in analysing certain aspects of the game. Read this years ago, it still stands up today...

 

https://www.wob.com/en-gb/books/simon-kuper/soccernomics/9780007586523?gclid=CjwKCAiAvaGRBhBlEiwAiY-yMJ4af7EIZalZrF1GsWYUY1HycB55qtS5F_mznl7HklNauCJF_Vp1LRoCPwMQAvD_BwE

It does, well, certain models do (Statsbomb for example). They're also getting better further improving their models. Like, a player getting a shot away with his strong foot has a better chance of scoring than with his weaker.

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8 minutes ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:


:lol:  just in general. I can’t even be arsed but the proliferation of stats are useful if you’re an employed data analyst and can hand it off to the manager who can do something about it in actual footballing terms. People parroting this shit without actually watching the players or teams in question have, amazingly, found a new way to talk total shite about football.
 

Joelinton was fucking lazy at times as well. Just because he ran around aimlessly like a lost horse doesn’t mean he was contributing effectively.


“ran around like a lost horse”.

 

:lol: :lol: :lol: 

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5 minutes ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:


:lol:  just in general. I can’t even be arsed but the proliferation of stats are useful if you’re an employed data analyst and can hand it off to the manager who can do something about it in actual footballing terms. People parroting this shit without actually watching the players or teams in question have, amazingly, found a new way to talk total shite about football.
 

Joelinton was fucking lazy at times as well. Just because he ran around aimlessly like a lost horse doesn’t mean he was contributing effectively.

 

Running around aimlessly doesn't mean he was lazy. Effective contribution isn't always linked to running around.

 

Stats aren't the be all and end all, but it means that when someone like essemmbee spouts bollocks like 'Joelinton was lazy all game', we can prove, objectively, that he's talking shite, instead of the pointless "Yes he was", "No he wasn't" carousel of crap.

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2 hours ago, The Fish said:

xG is fucking simple and fucking useful. Anyone not getting it is either stupid, or willfully ignorant.

 

xG Explained | FBref.com

 

Saying a team is wasteful is subjective. Your brain will fixate on a chance or set of chances that stick in your mind. We've seen how someone can say Joelinton is lazy for example, but the stats don't bear that out. People said that Bruce was going to sort the defence, but xGA stats proved that he didn't, even when we weren't conceding goals we were giving up loads of chances. 

 

A team is wasteful? Are they taking loads of shots but from miles out? Are all of their shots dribbling to the 'keeper? Are they getting into good positions, but not actually fashioning a chance? xG helps explain this, and remove subjectivity.

 

Just wait til you luddites start hearing about PPDA or SCA.

 

:bored::lazy:

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28 minutes ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:


:lol:  just in general. I can’t even be arsed but the proliferation of stats are useful if you’re an employed data analyst and can hand it off to the manager who can do something about it in actual footballing terms. People parroting this shit without actually watching the players or teams in question have, amazingly, found a new way to talk total shite about football.
 

Joelinton was fucking lazy at times as well. Just because he ran around aimlessly like a lost horse doesn’t mean he was contributing effectively.


This is it in a nutshell, like.

Stats should be used to prove an indisputable narrative whereas most often they get used in 'splendid isolation' to support a subjective narrative. I got into a massive debate with someone last year who claimed Dubravka was by far the best keeper in the league because he'd saved the most amount of shots. Making absolutely no reference to the fact he faced significantly more than his contemporaries. 

So shit like xG is boring as fuck. Yes I understand what it is; and yes, it adds fuck all value. 

Only two relevant stats in a game of football  - goals scored and goals conceded. Everything else is just padding for the spreadsheet monkey's to get themselves in a wankfest over.

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19 minutes ago, The Fish said:

 

Running around aimlessly doesn't mean he was lazy. Effective contribution isn't always linked to running around.

 

Stats aren't the be all and end all, but it means that when someone like essemmbee spouts bollocks like 'Joelinton was lazy all game', we can prove, objectively, that he's talking shite, instead of the pointless "Yes he was", "No he wasn't" carousel of crap.

 

Can you give us some stats to prove that then?  That Joelinton was contributing effectively before his change of position? 

 

I think in its simplest form if you use your eyes then compare what you think to  xG stats you'll often come to the same conclusion....

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