RobElliott 1870 Posted July 28, 2023 Share Posted July 28, 2023 Surely if Gerrard had dusted himself down and rolled his sleeves up then things would have sorted themselves out at Villa? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 33647 Posted July 30, 2023 Share Posted July 30, 2023 On 28/07/2023 at 21:19, Ayatollah Hermione said: I love how he says he “recommended” Gerrard, seemingly oblivious to his fucking disastrous Villa reign. Expand He’s now waiting on Gerrard to return the favour out in Saudi. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 12662 Posted July 30, 2023 Share Posted July 30, 2023 On 30/07/2023 at 08:28, ewerk said: He’s now waiting on Gerrard to return the favour out in Saudi. Expand He'd melt 🙂 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 4671 Posted July 30, 2023 Share Posted July 30, 2023 On 30/07/2023 at 09:58, RobinRobin said: He'd melt 🙂 Expand You render fat don’t you? Might come back slimmer 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acrossthepond 1017 Posted July 30, 2023 Share Posted July 30, 2023 It'd be a bit harder to source bacon though. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 45835 Posted July 30, 2023 Share Posted July 30, 2023 “ Hey Steve, Fancy managing a club in the Saudi League…” “ We’ll pay you £8 million a year and we won’t ask for any tactics…” “ Oh aye, no one here really cares, it’s purely a vanity project. You’ll have plenty of time to write new thrillers.” “ The club’s called Al- Shabob and it…” 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2441 Posted July 30, 2023 Share Posted July 30, 2023 I reckon Bruce would be off to Saudi if he was offered a sweet gig. Imagine the Al-Kebabi fans excitement as their new coach hoves into view in a generously proportioned tracksuit - sweating heavily, purple faced and with a knotted white hankie on his head 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 16618 Posted July 30, 2023 Share Posted July 30, 2023 How's the salami laykum, did ye say? 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 14805 Posted July 31, 2023 Share Posted July 31, 2023 On 30/07/2023 at 22:16, Kitman said: I reckon Bruce would be off to Saudi if he was offered a sweet gig. Imagine the Al-Kebabi fans excitement as their new coach hoves into view in a generously proportioned tracksuit - sweating heavily, purple faced and with a knotted white hankie on his head Expand Aye, him piping up all of a sudden while everyone is getting mega money to go over there, regardless of ability, can’t be a coincidence 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 45835 Posted July 31, 2023 Share Posted July 31, 2023 On 31/07/2023 at 03:49, Ayatollah Hermione said: Aye, him piping up all of a sudden while everyone is getting mega money to go over there, regardless of ability, can’t be a coincidence Expand Someone’s got to put the cones out 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 12662 Posted July 31, 2023 Share Posted July 31, 2023 On 31/07/2023 at 06:12, Monkeys Fist said: Someone’s got to put the cones out Expand He wouldn't get them straight, but I suppose he could bring his son with him 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11343 Posted July 31, 2023 Share Posted July 31, 2023 On 31/07/2023 at 06:12, Monkeys Fist said: Someone’s got to put the cones out Expand Fat fucker would be passing around 99's 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MMXXVIII 1296 Posted July 31, 2023 Share Posted July 31, 2023 One day this cunt will have to confront the truth about himself and it'll be like the end of Mulholland Drive. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 45835 Posted August 1, 2023 Share Posted August 1, 2023 On 31/07/2023 at 09:02, RobinRobin said: He wouldn't get them straight, but I suppose he could bring his son with him Expand As if that would help. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 12662 Posted August 2, 2023 Share Posted August 2, 2023 On 01/08/2023 at 21:30, Monkeys Fist said: As if that would help. Expand But at least he would have someone to blame Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 37139 Posted August 24, 2023 Share Posted August 24, 2023 (edited) 🎵 I'm a story teller, and my stories must be told, When I was at Newcastle, I tried to sign Caicedo🎶 Edited August 24, 2023 by Howmanheyman 1 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 33647 Posted August 24, 2023 Share Posted August 24, 2023 Aye, I’m sure his career would have been equally successful playing for Steve Bruce. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mighty Hog 587 Posted August 24, 2023 Share Posted August 24, 2023 On 24/08/2023 at 14:37, ewerk said: Aye, I’m sure his career would have been equally successful playing for Steve Bruce. Expand Now come on, he was only signing him to ruin him so Howe could come in and turn him into a top class player. Such a selfless individual. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 45835 Posted August 24, 2023 Share Posted August 24, 2023 On 24/08/2023 at 14:44, The Mighty Hog said: Now come on, he was only signing him to ruin him so Howe could come in and turn him into a top class player. Such a selfless individual. Expand “ You’re putting Caicedo in GOAL Steve??? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 10630 Posted August 24, 2023 Share Posted August 24, 2023 Caicedo? I‘d like to have full plate of it. I do love Tapas. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2441 Posted August 24, 2023 Share Posted August 24, 2023 I can't imagine why he didn't want to sign for a club owned by Ashley and managed by Steve Bruce. Such a tempting fee too. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebrokendoll 10567 Posted September 21, 2023 Share Posted September 21, 2023 two absolute whopping cunts being two absolute whopping cunts funnily enough. if you wanna put yourself through it, talking about newcastle from about 48 minutes till the end. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 45835 Posted September 21, 2023 Share Posted September 21, 2023 On 21/09/2023 at 18:24, thebrokendoll said: if you wanna put yourself through it, Expand I would, but I’m stabbing my eyes with a rusty fork just now. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebrokendoll 10567 Posted September 21, 2023 Share Posted September 21, 2023 On 21/09/2023 at 18:57, Monkeys Fist said: I would, but I’m stabbing my eyes with a rusty fork just now. Expand fat cunt keeps picking at his ear. think he's looking for some wax to snack on. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 45835 Posted September 21, 2023 Share Posted September 21, 2023 On 21/09/2023 at 19:05, thebrokendoll said: fat cunt keeps picking at his ear. think he's looking for some wax to snack on. Expand Ear bacon 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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