The new manager thread

[Gemmill 46034]

2 minutes ago, Christmas Tree said:

We are now bottom

 

THE ONLY WAY IS UP! BAYBEH! 

 

- Yazz and the Plastic Population

[Gemmill 46034]

I tell you what though. Being on the bottom line....sure ain't no fun.

[Kid Dynamite 7172]

It's a bit of an odd one with Howe. Given this is apparently the same reason the Celtic talks collapsed you would imagine it's more likely Howe is being hard work than it is us. He might be asking for daft money for his number 2 & 3

[Ayatollah Hermione 14053]

Hope has said Howe will be there tonight and things should be resolved. The rollercoaster is over, please dispense your sick bags on the way off

[Alan Doh'liver 219]

27 minutes ago, Isegrim said:

If bith Celtic and us aren’t able to appoint Howe because issues with his backroom staff, it seems really strange about the demands and who will ever be able to offer him a job.

Someone closer to Bournemouth would be my bet. 

[Howmanheyman 33849]

14 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

I tell you what though. Being on the bottom line....sure ain't no fun.

🎵But if you should be evicted, yeah, from CT's 2nd home. 🎶

[Alan Doh'liver 219]

14 minutes ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

Hope has said Howe will be there tonight and things should be resolved. The rollercoaster is over, please dispense your sick bags on the way off

Good. I was getting to the point where I would rather he fuck off and just take a punt on Fonseca. But if he's showing his face publicly then you have to assume it's getting done. 

[strawb 4379]

29 minutes ago, Christmas Tree said:

Just for transparency then we also need to rule out the other 5 I’ve got on

 

Rafa, Fabre, Ten Hag, Fonseca & Xavi

Xavi has gone to Barcelona so scratch that one

[Howay 12496]

19 minutes ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

Hope has said Howe will be there tonight and things should be resolved. The rollercoaster is over, please dispense your sick bags on the way off

Did Hope offer Alex Bruce out for a straightener in the same tweet? 

[Howmanheyman 33849]

Lad I follow just mentioned 1988, sacking McFaul and fannying around for ages trying to get a manager before eventually getting Jim Smith. I'm not saying the same thing's happening now but we got relegated then and Graeme Jones is starting to morph into Colin Suggett. 

[Holden McGroin 6785]

The only manager I didn't want was Howe. I don't think he will be able to keep us up or attract any decent players. 

 

At least Gerrard/Lampard would do that.

[Gemmill 46034]

31 minutes ago, Holden McGroin said:

The only manager I didn't want was Howe. I don't think he will be able to keep us up or attract any decent players. 

 

At least Gerrard/Lampard would do that.

 

Well I'm sorry but we've all agreed that he's lovely and just the fella for us. 

[Monkeys Fist 43074]

I like his face. 

[ewerk 31209]

[Alan Doh'liver 219]

1 hour ago, Holden McGroin said:

The only manager I didn't want was Howe. I don't think he will be able to keep us up or attract any decent players. 

 

At least Gerrard/Lampard would do that.

Ban.

[TheGingerQuiff 2412]

Norwich manager sacked. Probably announce Emery tomorrow 

[OTF 7492]

22 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

I like his face. 

 

It's certainly a popular one at the training ground

[Gemmill 46034]

Right can we fucking announce the new manager now please? 

[Alan Doh'liver 219]

1 minute ago, TheGingerQuiff said:

Norwich manager sacked. Probably announce Emery tomorrow 

They are welcome to him, bottling bastard wot he is. 

[Rosco 771]

3 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

Right can we fucking announce the new manager now please? 

He's off to Norwich instead

[wykikitoon 20742]

9 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

Right can we fucking announce the new manager now please? 

Calm down plenty of time 

[Blastronaut 1344]

4 hours ago, Kid Dynamite said:

It's a bit of an odd one with Howe. Given this is apparently the same reason the Celtic talks collapsed you would imagine it's more likely Howe is being hard work than it is us. He might be asking for daft money for his number 2 & 3

 

It is a bit weird like. Again the deal with Howe agreed in principle and dragging on thanks to his staff.  Celtic not wanting to cough up whatever his backroom team were asking for is fair enough like - the board there are notorious penny pinching cunts - but if the richest club in football are struggling to get it over the line you've got to wonder that the actual fuck they're demanding.

[TheGingerQuiff 2412]

Maybe the Saudis are the jocks of the gulf states

[Monkeys Fist 43074]

1 minute ago, TheGingerQuiff said:

Maybe the Saudis are the jocks of the gulf states

They both wear dresses, so…

[OTF 7492]

2 minutes ago, Blastronaut said:

 

It is a bit weird like. Again the deal with Howe agreed in principle and dragging on thanks to his staff.  Celtic not wanting to cough up whatever his backroom team were asking for is fair enough like - the board there are notorious penny pinching cunts - but if the richest club in football are struggling to get it over the line you've got to wonder that the actual fuck they're demanding.

 

You have to wait to announce it until after the game as there was not enough time for the deal to be inked and him to get his team in to work with the players. They could have at least said something to Jones about it, he looks a bit of a tit and it doesn't reflect well on us that he answered honestly that nothing had been said to him about Howe, and then when questioned further specified that the owners wanted him to be part of our future regardless. That last part is particularly daft of both Jones and the club tbh.