Howay 12496 Posted March 17, 2022 Share Posted March 17, 2022 6 hours ago, Gemmill said: Watch it for Merson alone. His contract for Sky should stipulate that he has to have wobbly eye stickers on his glasses. Try and imagine them there as you watch - what he's saying actually starts to make sense. Honestly man it’s got to be one of the best jobs in the world. That first 45 seconds shows you can talk complete fucking nonsense and then just do the same again the next time, don’t bother doing any research, or having common sense, just turn up and say random shite. The look on Souness’ face at a couple of points I think he’s genuinely stunned so just stops responding. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 42647 Posted March 17, 2022 Share Posted March 17, 2022 1 minute ago, Howay said: Honestly man it’s got to be one of the best jobs in the world. That first 45 seconds shows you can talk complete fucking nonsense and then just do the same again the next time, don’t bother doing any research, or having common sense, just turn up and say random shite. The look on Souness’ face at a couple of points I think he’s genuinely stunned so just stops responding. Mindblowing man. "Nothing has changed", and "Liverpool still need to win all their games". Well Paul, what's fucking changed is that we know Man City aren't winning all of their games at the minute. And Liverpool have won the last 9. Which is why MAN CITY'S FUCKING LEAD HAS CHANGED TO A SINGLE POINT. YOU CUNT. They're all sat laughing at him while his magnified eyes roll around his fucking pickled head in pure indignation. This is why he's not worth bothering about when he talks shit about Newcastle. Actual fucking numerical facts appear subjective to him, so why should anyone give a shite about his genuinely subjective views. 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3708 Posted March 17, 2022 Share Posted March 17, 2022 8 minutes ago, Gemmill said: Mindblowing man. "Nothing has changed", and "Liverpool still need to win all their games". Well Paul, what's fucking changed is that we know Man City aren't winning all of their games at the minute. And Liverpool have won the last 9. Which is why MAN CITY'S FUCKING LEAD HAS CHANGED TO A SINGLE POINT. YOU CUNT. They're all sat laughing at him while his magnified eyes roll around his fucking pickled head in pure indignation. This is why he's not worth bothering about when he talks. Fyp 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12496 Posted March 17, 2022 Share Posted March 17, 2022 (edited) 16 minutes ago, Gemmill said: Mindblowing man. "Nothing has changed", and "Liverpool still need to win all their games". Well Paul, what's fucking changed is that we know Man City aren't winning all of their games at the minute. And Liverpool have won the last 9. Which is why MAN CITY'S FUCKING LEAD HAS CHANGED TO A SINGLE POINT. YOU CUNT. They're all sat laughing at him while his magnified eyes roll around his fucking pickled head in pure indignation. This is why he's not worth bothering about when he talks shit about Newcastle. Actual fucking numerical facts appear subjective to him, so why should anyone give a shite about his genuinely subjective views. At this point I feel they should just lean in, just have everyone nod along with his drivel so it gives him absolutely titanium confidence. The phone lines of every single show he’s on will explode with the anger directed their way as “Merse” struts around saying he still thinks Noooocarsul will be relegated with 2 games to go when they’re 18 points clear. Edited March 17, 2022 by Howay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 5127 Posted March 17, 2022 Share Posted March 17, 2022 Has anyone asked him about our relegation prospects recently? I've be genuinely amused to see how he's processing that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14000 Posted March 17, 2022 Share Posted March 17, 2022 He said something like “Eddie Howe won’t want to finish in the top half in case the owners give him no money in the summer” 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6581 Posted March 17, 2022 Share Posted March 17, 2022 1 minute ago, Tom said: He said something like “Eddie Howe won’t want to finish in the top half in case the owners give him no money in the summer” WTAF?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6581 Posted March 17, 2022 Share Posted March 17, 2022 56 minutes ago, Howay said: Honestly man it’s got to be one of the best jobs in the world. That first 45 seconds shows you can talk complete fucking nonsense and then just do the same again the next time, don’t bother doing any research, or having common sense, just turn up and say random shite. The look on Souness’ face at a couple of points I think he’s genuinely stunned so just stops responding. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13595 Posted March 17, 2022 Author Share Posted March 17, 2022 They actually let that gobshite onto the big boy panel? Like, the one that gets put on YouTube and watched around the world? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10430 Posted March 17, 2022 Share Posted March 17, 2022 37 minutes ago, Ayatollah Hermione said: They actually let that gobshite onto the big boy panel? Like, the one that gets put on YouTube and watched around the world? What can you do? Sex sells. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 10690 Posted March 18, 2022 Share Posted March 18, 2022 13 hours ago, Craig said: WTAF?! Presumably thinks Ashley is still the owner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 19312 Posted March 18, 2022 Share Posted March 18, 2022 Leeds losing. So basically that means we're down Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 19312 Posted March 18, 2022 Share Posted March 18, 2022 If this lad comes back on its utter madness. He looks fucked Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 42647 Posted March 18, 2022 Share Posted March 18, 2022 I see Bamford's big comeback lasted 22 minutes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 42647 Posted March 18, 2022 Share Posted March 18, 2022 Leeds seem cursed. Of all the teams below us, I'd sooner see them stop op than any of the others. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 29491 Posted March 18, 2022 Share Posted March 18, 2022 Fuck them. They should be in the Conference for war crimes. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 9577 Posted March 18, 2022 Share Posted March 18, 2022 Wolverhampton Blunderers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 42647 Posted March 18, 2022 Share Posted March 18, 2022 Err....I don't want them to stay up enough for them to win tonight. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13595 Posted March 18, 2022 Author Share Posted March 18, 2022 Buck Touchdown or whatever he’s called will be having a good old bit of meat loaf to celebrate tonight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spongebob toonpants 3854 Posted March 18, 2022 Share Posted March 18, 2022 I know I'm old and forgetful, but i thought we were back to only 3 subs, but Dirty Leeds have had 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 42647 Posted March 18, 2022 Share Posted March 18, 2022 1 minute ago, spongebob toonpants said: I know I'm old and forgetful, but i thought we were back to only 3 subs, but Dirty Leeds have had 4 There was a concussion sub, I think. Wykiki will know, he's FUCKING OBSESSED with bonks on the head. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 19312 Posted March 18, 2022 Share Posted March 18, 2022 Scrapping in the dugouts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 9577 Posted March 18, 2022 Share Posted March 18, 2022 How stupid are those defenders from Wolves? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 19312 Posted March 18, 2022 Share Posted March 18, 2022 Btw will allan get away with going full retard after being sent off yesterday? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12496 Posted March 18, 2022 Share Posted March 18, 2022 That home game against Wolves looks a whole lot more of a chance to pick up points on the balance of this. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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