Ayatollah Hermione 13856 Posted August 7, 2021 Share Posted August 7, 2021 £50 million on that Ake has to be one of the worst uses of money I’ve ever seen. And yes I know we signed Joelinton, not everything is about us 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essembeeofsunderland 811 Posted August 7, 2021 Share Posted August 7, 2021 I’d do a swap,even if it meant a swap of positions. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blastronaut 1333 Posted August 7, 2021 Share Posted August 7, 2021 (edited) 3 hours ago, essembeeofsunderland said: I’d do a swap,even if it meant a swap of positions. Ake as a #9 it the funniest thing I've heard for weeks. Not even that hard imagine. Halfway there if he ties back his hair, shit talks the English national team and works on his golf. Edited August 7, 2021 by Blastronaut Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33096 Posted August 8, 2021 Share Posted August 8, 2021 3 hours ago, Blastronaut said: Ake as a #9 it the funniest thing I've heard for weeks. Not even that hard imagine. Halfway there if he ties back his hair, shit talks the English national team and works on his golf. I haven't got a clue what you're talking about? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30535 Posted August 8, 2021 Share Posted August 8, 2021 No one does, mate, no one does. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35056 Posted August 8, 2021 Share Posted August 8, 2021 16 hours ago, Ayatollah Hermione said: £50 million on that Ake has to be one of the worst uses of money I’ve ever seen. And yes I know we signed Joelinton, not everything is about us Would he be classed as a ‘purple’? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42356 Posted August 8, 2021 Share Posted August 8, 2021 Is his side job a sports masseur? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted August 8, 2021 Share Posted August 8, 2021 Mitro booked 40 seconds into the season. You watching Rafa? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blastronaut 1333 Posted August 8, 2021 Share Posted August 8, 2021 15 hours ago, Howmanheyman said: I haven't got a clue what you're talking about? Wish I could offer some insight but I've got no recollection of even posting that and absolutely no idea what it was supposed to mean. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 11257 Posted August 9, 2021 Share Posted August 9, 2021 9 hours ago, Blastronaut said: Wish I could offer some insight but I've got no recollection of even posting that and absolutely no idea what it was supposed to mean. That'll be Ant hacking your account (©LM) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blastronaut 1333 Posted August 9, 2021 Share Posted August 9, 2021 7 hours ago, RobinRobin said: That'll be Ant hacking your account (©LM) More likely just me drunk posting. What's amusing is that I've obviously went and edited it in to make it somewhat intelligible. Right then, half arsed attempt to drag this back on topic: Early days yet but that new Celtic forward looks absolute quality. Fully expect him be moving down south in a year or two. Too good a player for up here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30535 Posted August 9, 2021 Share Posted August 9, 2021 Aye, I saw a bit of him yesterday and he looked like a proper striker. He knew where to be, when to make his run and his finishing was decent even if he could have scored a couple more. Hard worker too when the ball isn't in the box. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blastronaut 1333 Posted August 9, 2021 Share Posted August 9, 2021 Absolutely, really clever runs off the ball, great first touch and can finish. Could've had 5 yesterday, plus the one he scored midweek in the Europa qualifier. No bad for someone that's barely been training with the team for a week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10838 Posted August 9, 2021 Share Posted August 9, 2021 What'll happen to Eduoard? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blastronaut 1333 Posted August 9, 2021 Share Posted August 9, 2021 4 minutes ago, The Fish said: What'll happen to Eduoard? Rumoured that Brighton and Southampton are in for him from what I gather. Only a year left on his contract and he apparently wants away so would imagine he'll be sold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10838 Posted August 9, 2021 Share Posted August 9, 2021 2 minutes ago, Blastronaut said: Rumoured that Brighton and Southampton are in for him from what I gather. Only a year left on his contract and he apparently wants away so would imagine he'll be sold. Seemed to very highly rated, I would have expected bigger clubs than those two going in for him? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blastronaut 1333 Posted August 9, 2021 Share Posted August 9, 2021 14 minutes ago, The Fish said: Seemed to very highly rated, I would have expected bigger clubs than those two going in for him? Same. He wasn't quite in the same form last season but given the whole Celtic squad had a nightmare I wouldn't have thought that would dampened any interest in him much. Who knows? Maybe Celtic were reluctant to entertain any offers until they had someone else in the door? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30535 Posted August 9, 2021 Share Posted August 9, 2021 He's a moody fuck who hasn't done himself any favours over the past year with his attitude. Celtic would be looking around £15m for him which is a risk for any buying club. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14011 Posted August 9, 2021 Share Posted August 9, 2021 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blastronaut 1333 Posted August 9, 2021 Share Posted August 9, 2021 Would like to imagine this was a pure deadpan way for him to say "what a fucking stupid question, of course he's getting a scan tomorrow" but seems more like a genuine misunderstanding. Funny either way though. Makes me wonder other hilarious mistranslations are happing in the dressing room. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tooner 243 Posted August 10, 2021 Share Posted August 10, 2021 On 09/08/2021 at 05:18, Tom said: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13856 Posted August 13, 2021 Author Share Posted August 13, 2021 I really hope this shit “poem” trend fucks off. What a load of shite Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13856 Posted August 13, 2021 Author Share Posted August 13, 2021 47 seconds into a new season and Tyler spent about 30 of them talking about Arsenal’s kit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 9761 Posted August 13, 2021 Share Posted August 13, 2021 How is that not a foul on the keeper? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13856 Posted August 13, 2021 Author Share Posted August 13, 2021 We’re in a populist VAR future where they’re only blowing for fouls if someone is powerbombed through the crossbar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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