Ayatollah Hermione 14774 Posted July 21, 2021 Share Posted July 21, 2021 It’s here, baby. Last time out in Rio, we had mugging and barely constructed stadiums. This time, COVID is cutting through the Olympic Village like nothing seen since the great STD outbreak of 82 (probably). We’ve got Baseball, Softball and Karate because the Asians are fucking mad for it and skateboarding is in because it has great potential for serious bodily harm which puts it above boring Tory shit like Equestrian. Team GB are going for a canny few, I imagine. We’ll probably dope our way to the bikes again, bit of long jump and probably the horse dancing but everything is on at a stupid time so nobody will watch it anyway. Either way, enjoy the game 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 16603 Posted July 21, 2021 Share Posted July 21, 2021 They've just awarded Brisbane the 2032 Games, 11 years out, mainly on the rationale that no fucker else wants it. Surprised they haven't had to resort to Doha or Baku yet. Anyway, I need to take some time off work so I've booked the week when the athletics are on. Even if there's no one in the stadiums and half the athletes are crocked, it'll still be a laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 14774 Posted July 21, 2021 Author Share Posted July 21, 2021 The goalkeeping in the Women’s football btw They’re fucking decades off the blokes, like Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 12647 Posted July 22, 2021 Share Posted July 22, 2021 On 21/07/2021 at 14:08, Ayatollah Hermione said: It’s here, baby. Last time out in Rio, we had mugging and barely constructed stadiums. Expand Don't forget Rio's very own Zika virus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OTF 8565 Posted July 22, 2021 Share Posted July 22, 2021 On 22/07/2021 at 02:36, RobinRobin said: Don't forget Rio's very own Zika virus Expand Even their virus was substandard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 19307 Posted July 22, 2021 Share Posted July 22, 2021 The NZ basketball team are called the Tall Blacks....this is next level though.. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 19307 Posted July 22, 2021 Share Posted July 22, 2021 Also... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 37243 Posted July 23, 2021 Share Posted July 23, 2021 On 21/07/2021 at 14:59, Meenzer said: They've just awarded Brisbane the 2032 Games, 11 years out, mainly on the rationale that no fucker else wants it. Surprised they haven't had to resort to Doha or Baku yet. Anyway, I need to take some time off work so I've booked the week when the athletics are on. Even if there's no one in the stadiums and half the athletes are crocked, it'll still be a laugh. Expand 50 years after they had the Commonwealth Games, just to make me feel even more fucking ancient Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 14774 Posted July 24, 2021 Author Share Posted July 24, 2021 The BBC having such a reduced amount of coverage isn’t great, mind. I’ve had to sign up for Discovery Plus for a month to watch the handball again 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 51094 Posted July 24, 2021 Share Posted July 24, 2021 Aye what's going on there. I keep reading about events and there's zero coverage on the red button. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 23941 Posted July 24, 2021 Share Posted July 24, 2021 Caught a bit of the opening ceremony. It was absolutely budget - piss poor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 33609 Posted July 24, 2021 Share Posted July 24, 2021 On 24/07/2021 at 06:38, Gemmill said: Aye what's going on there. I keep reading about events and there's zero coverage on the red button. Expand The TV rights only allow them to show two events at a time. Seems strange. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 51094 Posted July 24, 2021 Share Posted July 24, 2021 Well that's their Olympics fucked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 14774 Posted July 24, 2021 Author Share Posted July 24, 2021 Get on Discovery Plus, lads. I’ve been watching the men’s shooting this morning and it’s a load of tubby future school shooters casually firing pistols in a leisure centre. That kid basically pissing the bikes was mad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 51094 Posted July 24, 2021 Share Posted July 24, 2021 Aye I've got discovery plus. Unfortunate that you're stuck with eurosport coverage but better than missing all the live shenanigans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 10613 Posted July 24, 2021 Share Posted July 24, 2021 On 21/07/2021 at 19:05, Ayatollah Hermione said: The goalkeeping in the Women’s football btw They’re fucking decades off the blokes, like Expand Apart from Prickford and Cruel [/essembee] 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 4669 Posted July 24, 2021 Share Posted July 24, 2021 On 24/07/2021 at 12:08, Isegrim said: Apart from Prickford and Cruel [/essembee] Expand Aye but he is 72 year old so never mind, could cunt the keeper into the net in his day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 51094 Posted July 25, 2021 Share Posted July 25, 2021 The Chinese divers are ridiculous. Ankles, backs, and knees all strapped up to fuck and still by far the best in the competition. They absolutely dominate the events where you can kick the fuck out of someone til they get it right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 51094 Posted July 25, 2021 Share Posted July 25, 2021 https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2021/jul/24/south-korean-tv-station-olympic-images-opening-ceremony-ukraine-haiti Right well this is the best thing that's happened in the Olympics so far. South Korean broadcaster posting images up to encapsulate each nation during the opening ceremony, including a picture of Dracula for Romania, pizza for Italy, and a picture of Chernobyl for Ukraine. Haiti were summed up by a picture of some blokes protesting in the street. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 51094 Posted July 25, 2021 Share Posted July 25, 2021 All the medals are up the road and the Peloton continue to just look at one another to do the work. There are times when cyclists seem as thick as fuck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 51094 Posted July 25, 2021 Share Posted July 25, 2021 They've caught the silver and bronze pair with a few km to go, the absolute twats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 51094 Posted July 25, 2021 Share Posted July 25, 2021 On the plus side, the Dutch lass that came second clearly thought she had won. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 24175 Posted July 25, 2021 Share Posted July 25, 2021 BBC coverage is shit like. Wife and kids really into gymnastics, but hardly any on and none according to timetable. Not really possible to navigate it on iPlayer either. Quite enjoying the new sports though, skateboarding is impressive. Really hope to see some climbing at some point. Both are good spectator sports. But please get rid of boring shit like shooting. These flabby middle-aged men are no more athletes tyan me man. Oh aye, dressage, get to fuck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 12647 Posted July 26, 2021 Share Posted July 26, 2021 On 23/07/2021 at 04:54, Alex said: 50 years after they had the Commonwealth Games, just to make me feel even more fucking ancient Expand Let's hope you are still ancient when the games come around 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 51094 Posted July 26, 2021 Share Posted July 26, 2021 Two f-bombs from Peaty in his post race interview. WTF btw are the Japs playing at with putting swimming finals in the morning session? Stack the evening sessions with finals you fucking helmets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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