Alex 35077 Posted July 11, 2021 Share Posted July 11, 2021 You can serenade her with conspiracy theories 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44853 Posted July 11, 2021 Share Posted July 11, 2021 Get a beer fridge for the lounge. Probably also ensures that you stay single mind. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42416 Posted July 11, 2021 Share Posted July 11, 2021 My lad’s primary school have just sent an email saying kids can come in at 11am tomorrow.  Head teacher is obviously getting mullered tonight 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 5219 Posted July 11, 2021 Share Posted July 11, 2021 Once in a lifetime though isn't it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted July 11, 2021 Share Posted July 11, 2021 LOW T SINCE THE ROMANS YOU'VE BEEN LOW T SINCE THE ROOOMMMMAAAANNNS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7025 Posted July 11, 2021 Share Posted July 11, 2021 I see the dickheads are out in force in London already. Jumping of bus roofs and cheering each other snorting Coke in the street. We've got a team full of sensible, down to Earth players with a social conscience, and a fan base full of absolute Brexit gammon arseholes. No wonder the whole world is supporting Italy tonight   7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 5219 Posted July 11, 2021 Share Posted July 11, 2021 10 minutes ago, Kid Dynamite said: I see the dickheads are out in force in London already. Jumping of bus roofs and cheering each other snorting Coke in the street. We've got a team full of sensible, down to Earth players with a social conscience, and a fan base full of absolute Brexit gammon arseholes. No wonder the whole world is supporting Italy tonight    Very true. I would maintain that they're a minority overall but clearly they're far more visible than the rest of us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7025 Posted July 11, 2021 Share Posted July 11, 2021 5 minutes ago, Rayvin said:  Very true. I would maintain that they're a minority overall but clearly they're far more visible than the rest of us. Glad I'm watching it at home tbh. Most city centres will be the same by 10pm I'd imagine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44853 Posted July 11, 2021 Share Posted July 11, 2021 1 hour ago, Monkeys Fist said: My lad’s primary school have just sent an email saying kids can come in at 11am tomorrow.  Head teacher is obviously getting mullered tonight  The worst thing is there will DEFINITELY be parents that complain. My lass was saying her head didn't go down this route cos he knew that tomorrow would be spent fielding calls from wanker parents. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44853 Posted July 11, 2021 Share Posted July 11, 2021 (edited) My bamp neighbours have invited a load of their scummer mates round for a barbecue, and the fucking heavens have opened. Each raindrop like a bucket.   Edited July 11, 2021 by Gemmill 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33173 Posted July 11, 2021 Share Posted July 11, 2021 Big news from Wembley on the day England play Italy in the final of the European championship....... Â Â Â ARE, and I cannot stress this enough, YOU NOT ENTERTAINED, loyal punters? Â 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44853 Posted July 11, 2021 Share Posted July 11, 2021 Be awful if Branson's attempt to get into space didn't come off, wouldn't it? I mean I don't want it to explode or anything (mainly cos there are other people on board), just a high profile embarrassment where he has to come home with his tail between his legs. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33173 Posted July 11, 2021 Share Posted July 11, 2021 Barbecue next door resumed now? Â 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44853 Posted July 11, 2021 Share Posted July 11, 2021 (edited) If I don't look out the back, it's not happening.  I'll know in the morning if my drive's covered in tab ends.  Edited July 11, 2021 by Gemmill 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33173 Posted July 11, 2021 Share Posted July 11, 2021 3 minutes ago, Gemmill said: If I don't look out the back, it's not happening.  I'll know in the morning if my driver's covered in tab ends.  Don't be shy, give them a knock, take some cans and join in, man! You know you want to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33173 Posted July 11, 2021 Share Posted July 11, 2021 Wear a helly Hansen top or whatever they're called? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30598 Posted July 11, 2021 Share Posted July 11, 2021 2 hours ago, Rayvin said: Once in a lifetime though isn't it Hopefully 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44853 Posted July 11, 2021 Share Posted July 11, 2021 I've got myself 4 cans for tonight. I'm a fucking wild man. I don't think they'd let me in - my disdain for them is well understood.  One of the neighbours from across the street once approached me when I was on the drive and (right next to the bamp house) and said "what do you make of this lot?", pointing at the bamp house. First time I'd even spoken to this bloke so I knew I was on safe ground when I went off on one about how they were complete scummers. Only noticed their living room windows were wide open when I'd finished.  5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 17249 Posted July 11, 2021 Share Posted July 11, 2021 19 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said: Big news from Wembley on the day England play Italy in the final of the European championship....... Â Â Â ARE, and I cannot stress this enough, YOU NOT ENTERTAINED, loyal punters? Â Â Him and his missus are twats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30598 Posted July 11, 2021 Share Posted July 11, 2021 The rest of Europe breathing a sigh of relief that the final is in London so they don’t have to put up with this shit. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted July 11, 2021 Share Posted July 11, 2021 6 minutes ago, ewerk said: The rest of Europe breathing a sigh of relief that the final is in London so they don’t have to put up with this shit.  I won't even be able to celebrate a win now you've posted this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted July 11, 2021 Share Posted July 11, 2021 The itv commentator told them to do it 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33173 Posted July 11, 2021 Share Posted July 11, 2021 25 minutes ago, ewerk said: The rest of Europe breathing a sigh of relief that the final is in London so they don’t have to put up with this shit. Fake news.  Here's the real photo..... 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42416 Posted July 11, 2021 Share Posted July 11, 2021 28 minutes ago, PaddockLad said:  Him and his missus are twats No chance Ryder has a lass 😉 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 11374 Posted July 11, 2021 Share Posted July 11, 2021 Â 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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