strawb 4701 Posted July 9, 2021 Share Posted July 9, 2021 Can you two just fuck and get it over with? It’s boring 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 15004 Posted July 10, 2021 Share Posted July 10, 2021 Got to say like, Johnson going OTT on the flags is way down the list of things he needs booted all over about. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 37655 Posted July 10, 2021 Share Posted July 10, 2021 At this point, Starmer should get kitted out in an all white suit with a red cross on it and be photographed on an England deckchair in his back garden pouring a can of Carling into a pint glass, (well he is a Knight of the realm), just to troll Johnson and confuse gammons. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 15004 Posted July 10, 2021 Share Posted July 10, 2021 Space Jam was released in 1996 and we made the Euro Semi Finals. Space Jam 2 has dropped in 2021 and we've made the final. Hard to believe these two things aren’t linked. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 51965 Posted July 10, 2021 Share Posted July 10, 2021 Let's hope we don't have to wait another 25 years for Space Jam 3. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 15004 Posted July 11, 2021 Share Posted July 11, 2021 Can’t be doing with this. Think I prefer Newcastle’s method of just getting knocked out so I can avoid the stress Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebrokendoll 10748 Posted July 11, 2021 Share Posted July 11, 2021 bbc or itv? itv for me, rio ferdinand makes my flesh crawl, find it hard to stomach watching shearer being all pally pally with the cunt too. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 37607 Posted July 11, 2021 Share Posted July 11, 2021 On 11/07/2021 at 07:32, Ayatollah Hermione said: Can’t be doing with this. Think I prefer Newcastle’s method of just getting knocked out so I can avoid the stress Expand Southgate should concentrate on the Nations League? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 37607 Posted July 11, 2021 Share Posted July 11, 2021 On 11/07/2021 at 07:57, thebrokendoll said: bbc or itv? itv for me, rio ferdinand makes my flesh crawl, find it hard to stomach watching shearer being all pally pally with the cunt too. Expand I don’t know if I can take more of Matterface’s shite patter like. Hobson’s choice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebrokendoll 10748 Posted July 11, 2021 Share Posted July 11, 2021 On 11/07/2021 at 08:01, Alex said: I don’t know if I can take more of Matterface’s shite patter like. Hobson’s choice Expand it's a tricky one. however the bbc also employ robbie savage. that should never be forgotten. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 37607 Posted July 11, 2021 Share Posted July 11, 2021 The deal breaker right there 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 51965 Posted July 11, 2021 Share Posted July 11, 2021 BBC all day. I fucking hate having to wait for kick off on days like this. Booked somewhere out for lunch just to waste some time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 37607 Posted July 11, 2021 Share Posted July 11, 2021 On 11/07/2021 at 08:37, Gemmill said: BBC all day. I fucking hate having to wait for kick off on days like this. Booked somewhere out for lunch just to waste some time. Expand I bet you listen to Matterface’s 120 seconds of pre-kickoff unintentional Partridge before turning over though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 37607 Posted July 11, 2021 Share Posted July 11, 2021 If we’re 3-0 up in injury time he’ll be like : phone your boss now and tell them they’re a cunt, kids burn down your school and kill your parents. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 51965 Posted July 11, 2021 Share Posted July 11, 2021 I don't even know the name of the BBC commentators. They aren't gonna give Jenas the co seat though, surely Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted July 11, 2021 Share Posted July 11, 2021 Fuck Italy and their shite cuisine. Everyone on here was like awwww I love you Italy, but not me, I've called out their shit culture from the start. We have to win. What happens if they win? Everyone goes out for celebratory cappuccino? That'll encapsulate the spirit of a nation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 37655 Posted July 11, 2021 Share Posted July 11, 2021 On 11/07/2021 at 07:57, thebrokendoll said: bbc or itv? itv for me, rio ferdinand makes my flesh crawl, find it hard to stomach watching shearer being all pally pally with the cunt too. Expand I'll be out so probably won't hear the shite but if I was in it would be BBC all day long. First and foremost, Matterface, the worst commentator I've ever heard is being given the microphone for some big games and that blows my mind tbh, did they not listen to him first before giving him the job? I'd honestly have Charles Harrison or Roger Tames over this knacka. Then there's the adverts plus ITV promoting a premium line phone competition etc whilst the BBC just do it better. Jenas is shite and Ferdinand is a knob but I'd put up with them over listening to the horror show of Matterface and moonface Dixon. 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted July 11, 2021 Share Posted July 11, 2021 All the online takeaway places will have competing offers on today. Foodhub FINAL21 for a fiver off. Supposed to spend £20 but works on less apparently. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 51965 Posted July 11, 2021 Share Posted July 11, 2021 I've already got sausages out the freezer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 15004 Posted July 11, 2021 Share Posted July 11, 2021 Will they still deliver at midnight when I stumble in? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebrokendoll 10748 Posted July 11, 2021 Share Posted July 11, 2021 but, but what about ian wright? love the bloke, for his enthusiasm, not in a sexy way. obviously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted July 11, 2021 Share Posted July 11, 2021 I prefer the BBC but the trade off is you don't get adverts to get cans. The perils of being single Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebrokendoll 10748 Posted July 11, 2021 Share Posted July 11, 2021 On 11/07/2021 at 10:03, TheGingerQuiff said: I prefer the BBC but the trade off is you don't get adverts to get cans. The perils of being single Expand go when they've got plug speaking mate. that's what I do. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 51965 Posted July 11, 2021 Share Posted July 11, 2021 On 11/07/2021 at 10:03, TheGingerQuiff said: I prefer the BBC but the trade off is you don't get adverts to get cans. The perils of being single Expand Get your mam to go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted July 11, 2021 Share Posted July 11, 2021 I'll get yours to if I get any more lip Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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