PaddockLad 17285 Posted June 16, 2021 Share Posted June 16, 2021 Bale misses a pen that’s now currently in orbit around Venus along with Chris Waddles from 1990 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted June 16, 2021 Share Posted June 16, 2021 Should have used his putter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13884 Posted June 16, 2021 Share Posted June 16, 2021 Turkey? Donkeys, more like #EuroJokes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 9798 Posted June 17, 2021 Share Posted June 17, 2021 This year’s fair play trophy should go to Belgium for being so kind to Denmark. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13884 Posted June 17, 2021 Share Posted June 17, 2021 Someone needs to break De Bruyne’s face again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 9798 Posted June 17, 2021 Share Posted June 17, 2021 14 minutes ago, Ayatollah Hermione said: Someone needs to break De Bruyne’s face again Judging by his passing he doesn’t need his eyesight anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42460 Posted June 17, 2021 Share Posted June 17, 2021 Just slipping this in early for our Perspiring contingent. https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/52915690 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13884 Posted June 17, 2021 Share Posted June 17, 2021 ITV with that match btw You’d think it was the final of Euro 96 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33267 Posted June 17, 2021 Share Posted June 17, 2021 1 hour ago, Ayatollah Hermione said: ITV with that match btw You’d think it was the final of Euro 96 I couldn't believe Matterface last night, never really caught much of him before but he was fucking baaaaaaad. Just wittered on and on about fuck all, talking absolute fucking rhubarb all night and at one point chatting about 'Murder she wrote' which was a particular highlight. He's terrible. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13884 Posted June 17, 2021 Share Posted June 17, 2021 Him and Dixon is the partnership where commentary goes to die. You’ve got Matterface with absolutely no capacity for capturing the excitement of what’s happening and Dixon has never once successfully cracked a joke that hasn’t resulted in 5 seconds of awkward silence 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21954 Posted June 17, 2021 Share Posted June 17, 2021 12 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said: I couldn't believe Matterface last night, never really caught much of him before but he was fucking baaaaaaad. Just wittered on and on about fuck all, talking absolute fucking rhubarb all night and at one point chatting about 'Murder she wrote' which was a particular highlight. He's terrible. Clive Tyldesly’s natural successor 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 17285 Posted June 17, 2021 Share Posted June 17, 2021 1 hour ago, Monkeys Fist said: Just slipping this in early for our Perspiring contingent. https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/52915690 That can’t hurt me...you wouldn’t believe what happened to me on Monday... . 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33267 Posted June 17, 2021 Share Posted June 17, 2021 "Hey Gazza, I loved watching you coming through at the toon, mind." "Hiccup...... Cheers, Jock, am cabbaged here, like. Can you find me cock for iz? "Would sir like it shaken and not stirred?" 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33267 Posted June 17, 2021 Share Posted June 17, 2021 And we're the hands indeed, pissy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13884 Posted June 17, 2021 Share Posted June 17, 2021 Not to take away from Gazza but Jenas needs put out of my misery. Twisting on about fuck all and has the CHEEK to criticise De Jong of all players Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 17285 Posted June 17, 2021 Share Posted June 17, 2021 10 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said: "Hey Gazza, I loved watching you coming through at the toon, mind." "Hiccup...... Cheers, Jock, am cabbaged here, like. Can you find me cock for iz? "Would sir like it shaken and not stirred?" That bit is surprisingly accurate Being honest I didn’t touch his “chap”.... he appeared from the cubicle saying that he couldn’t go so I had a quick look and he had button fly jeans on that were still done up, he was plainly too utterly fuckin wankered to undo them and I wasn’t going to see the cunt piss himself so I undid them for him. A kid with a Rangers top appeared and had a mini melt down so I told him he could do Gazza up, which he did, then extracted a price for his efforts by calling his missus over and getting a selfie with the drunkest man in Britain, which is quite a feat seeing as Scotland had just finished playing football.... 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42460 Posted June 17, 2021 Share Posted June 17, 2021 PL. “ Honest current Mrs. PL, I only unbuttoned his strides, nowt else…” CMPL ” Why’s your top lip stuck to your nose?” 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13884 Posted June 17, 2021 Share Posted June 17, 2021 I love how our significant others are always referred to as “current” Like we all know that the inevitable is coming and they’ll get sick of us eventually. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 11288 Posted June 18, 2021 Share Posted June 18, 2021 (edited) 6 hours ago, Ayatollah Hermione said: I love how our significant others are always referred to as “current” Like we all know that the inevitable is coming and they’ll get sick of us eventually. © Terry Wogan Yes, I am old! Edited June 18, 2021 by RobinRobin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14011 Posted June 18, 2021 Share Posted June 18, 2021 People started drinking for England vs Scotland a couple of hours ago I finish graft at 5 and have an early morning getting ready for a trip away tomorrow so I’ll probably not drink. Twitter is going to be a circus! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33267 Posted June 18, 2021 Share Posted June 18, 2021 3 minutes ago, Tom said: People started drinking for England vs Scotland a couple of hours ago I finish graft at 5 and have an early morning getting ready for a trip away tomorrow so I’ll probably not drink. Twitter is going to be a circus! At work till seven but grafting my arse off for a flyer. Should be away for about five or even earlier then round to a mates outside bar with a few of us and a telly rigged up outside. And beer. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33267 Posted June 18, 2021 Share Posted June 18, 2021 It's got the added bonus of probably not being able to hear the ITV coverage and commentator which is a massive boost. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13884 Posted June 18, 2021 Share Posted June 18, 2021 I’m off today and all the productive shit has been boxed off, my Italia 90 top is on and I’m ready to get banjoed 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35095 Posted June 18, 2021 Share Posted June 18, 2021 Did the Delta variant ask for this kickoff time? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42460 Posted June 18, 2021 Share Posted June 18, 2021 I’m finished at 3:30 today, but back in at 7:30 tomorrow morning, so I’m being sensible and only having 96 stubbies. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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