Parker's got nothing left to play for but pride v More of the same Bruceball

[Kid Dynamite 7025]

Pretty awful game. Lovely penalty though 😍

[Polarboy 2311]

What's the bet that Bruce has asked one of his crony "sports journo" mates to ask him about beating Rafa's points total.

 

Bruce - Yeah look, we've had to dust ourselves down a fair bit this season, but we've beaten the mighty Rafa, so it can't have been that bad eh?

[Ayatollah Hermione 13857]

God, our last two opponents have been dire and we haven’t been much better

[Monkeys Fist 42378]

Newcastle’s latest specialist coach showing off his skills before the pre-season begins.…

[Monkeys Fist 42378]

For the first time in ages I decided to watch this pish but I kept getting phone calls from this bloke who’d say,

” Hi Marco, I’m the dandy highwayman!”

” Hi Marco, stand and deliver!”

” Hi Marco, ridicule is nothing to be scared of”

Six times he rang and each time I told him I wasn’t Marco, but he was adamant. 
 

 

Anyway, thank fuck that’s over, eh? 

[The Mighty Hog 518]

3 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

For the first time in ages I decided to watch this pish but I kept getting phone calls from this bloke who’d say,

” Hi Marco, I’m the dandy highwayman!”

” Hi Marco, stand and deliver!”

” Hi Marco, ridicule is nothing to be scared of”

Six times he rang and each time I told him I wasn’t Marco, but he was adamant. 
 

 

Anyway, thank fuck that’s over, eh? 

 

Your joke? Most definitely!

 

 

😉

[Dr Gloom 21912]

12th is massively flattering given how shite we have been for the majority of the season. The late season rally probably means we’re stuck with Bruce for another season too 🙄

[Diego21 2135]

Seven in a row for Willock. 

 

A goal every 68 minutes in this 7 matches.

 

Amazing.

 

Amazing for a man is not Striker.

 

Amazing for a man is not a striker playing in a team with very few goal opportunities every match.

[ewerk 30546]

21 minutes ago, Diego21 said:

Seven in a row for Willock. 

 

A goal every 68 minutes in this 7 matches.

 

Amazing.

 

Amazing for a man is not Striker.

 

Amazing for a man is not a striker playing in a team with very few goal opportunities every match.

What isn’t amazing is that he won’t be playing for us next season.

[ewerk 30546]

28 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

12th is massively flattering given how shite we have been for the majority of the season. The late season rally probably means we’re stuck with Bruce for another season too 🙄

17th and staying up on goal difference would have seen Bruce safe for another season.

[TheGingerQuiff 2412]

 

[RobinRobin 11258]

8 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said:

For the first time in ages I decided to watch this pish but I kept getting phone calls from this bloke who’d say,

” Hi Marco, I’m the dandy highwayman!”

” Hi Marco, stand and deliver!”

” Hi Marco, ridicule is nothing to be scared of”

Six times he rang and each time I told him I wasn’t Marco, but he was adamant. 
 

 

Anyway, thank fuck that’s over, eh? 

 

[RobinRobin 11258]

9 hours ago, OTF said:

Between them Wilson, ASM and Willock can take much of all the credit.

FYP

[essembeeofsunderland 811]

We just know that BUJ will be a near ever present next season ,unless we shift him,if Brucey is still in charge.I expect Wilson to go,possibly to Tottenham.The Saint will be off,as will Carroll.Gayle hopefully because he’s nowhere near Premier League level.

I can see Brucey chasing Willock all summer and not getting him and bringing in at least three non-effective attacking players on the cheap.

Are we now not worth buying for £300m+.If Ashley doesn’t find a buyer this summer you have to wonder whether he really want’s to.

[The Fish 10849]

16 hours ago, essembeeofsunderland said:

Just watched a replay of the goal.You just know BUJ would have got in the way on the edge of the box resulting in nee goal.

 You're digging him out for something he didn't do, in a game where he wasn't playing, that we won.

[The Fish 10849]

3 hours ago, essembeeofsunderland said:

We just know that BUJ will be a near ever present next season ,unless we shift him,if Brucey is still in charge.I expect Wilson to go,possibly to Tottenham.The Saint will be off,as will Carroll.Gayle hopefully because he’s nowhere near Premier League level.

I can see Brucey chasing Willock all summer and not getting him and bringing in at least three non-effective attacking players on the cheap.

Are we now not worth buying for £300m+.If Ashley doesn’t find a buyer this summer you have to wonder whether he really want’s to.

 

You're a real happy fun bloke, y'know?

[Kid Dynamite 7025]

3 hours ago, essembeeofsunderland said:

We just know that BUJ will be a near ever present next season ,unless we shift him,if Brucey is still in charge.I expect Wilson to go,possibly to Tottenham.The Saint will be off,as will Carroll.Gayle hopefully because he’s nowhere near Premier League level.

I can see Brucey chasing Willock all summer and not getting him and bringing in at least three non-effective attacking players on the cheap.

Are we now not worth buying for £300m+.If Ashley doesn’t find a buyer this summer you have to wonder whether he really want’s to.

Didn't we give Gayle a new contract when we though we were getting relegated? 

[Alex 35059]

11 minutes ago, Kid Dynamite said:

Didn't we give Gayle a new contract when we though we were getting relegated? 

Until 2024 (just checked) 

[sammynb 3355]

24 minutes ago, Kid Dynamite said:

Didn't we give Gayle a new contract when we though we were getting relegated?  because the cabbaged head cunt rates him.

 

FYP

[Dr Gloom 21912]

Classic Mike 

[Ayatollah Hermione 13857]

Didn’t realise Gayle had actually got that new contract  I’d rather we brought in any squad player from another Premier League team.

[essembeeofsunderland 811]

5 hours ago, The Fish said:

 You're digging him out for something he didn't do, in a game where he wasn't playing, that we won.

I was going to say that if BUJ had picked the ball up where Willock did,the outcome would have been the same,without losing the ball the edge of the box though.

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[Alex 35059]

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[thebrokendoll 9188]

7 hours ago, The Fish said:

 

You're a real happy fun bloke, y'know?

in fairness essembee is very likely spot on with his prediction.