Parker's got nothing left to play for but pride v More of the same Bruceball

[Monkeys Fist 45867]

  On 24/05/2021 at 16:58, thebrokendoll said:

in fairness essembee is very likely spot on with his prediction.

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Not exactly Derren Brown though, is he? 
 

Any NUFC supporter who hasn’t been in a coma for the last ten years knows what’ll happen next year. 
If you swap the names in his post for anyone from our large roster of shite from past seasons, including the manager, it’s the same old same old. 
 

 

[thebrokendoll 10584]

  On 24/05/2021 at 18:05, Monkeys Fist said:

Not exactly Derren Brown though, is he? 
 

Any NUFC supporter who hasn’t been in a coma for the last ten years knows what’ll happen next year. 
If you swap the names in his post for anyone from our large roster of shite from past seasons, including the manager, it’s the same old same old. 
 

 

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aye. no argument here mate.

 

[Monkeys Fist 45867]

  On 24/05/2021 at 18:12, thebrokendoll said:

aye. no argument here mate.

 

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I knew you were going to say that.…

[essembeeofsunderland 811]

  On 24/05/2021 at 18:05, Monkeys Fist said:

Not exactly Derren Brown though, is he? 
 

Any NUFC supporter who hasn’t been in a coma for the last ten years knows what’ll happen next year. 
If you swap the names in his post for anyone from our large roster of shite from past seasons, including the manager, it’s the same old same old. 
 

 

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I’m on about this close season,not next year though.

[RobinRobin 12727]

  On 24/05/2021 at 18:21, Monkeys Fist said:

I knew you were going to say that.…

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[The Fish 11359]

  On 24/05/2021 at 16:58, thebrokendoll said:

in fairness essembee is very likely spot on with his prediction.

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You think we're going to sell Wilson and Saint Maximin?

[thebrokendoll 10584]

  On 25/05/2021 at 07:29, The Fish said:

You think we're going to sell Wilson and Saint Maximin?

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I wouldn't be in the least bit surprised, would you if we did?

dangle a profit in front of ashley's eyes and he'll bite your hand off, unless of course wor brucey intervenes and tells mikey he can't do that. the subject will probably crop up at same time they're having a meeting about improving the training facilities.

 

[The Fish 11359]

  On 25/05/2021 at 07:51, thebrokendoll said:

I wouldn't be in the least bit surprised, would you if we did?

dangle a profit in front of ashley's eyes and he'll bite your hand off, unless of course wor brucey intervenes and tells mikey he can't do that. the subject will probably crop up at same time they're having a meeting about improving the training facilities.

 

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Yeah, I would be surprised if we sold Wilson and ASM. 

 

Wilson is 30 this year and missed 12 games with a recurring hamstring injury. 

ASM missed 18 games with soft tissue injuries. 

 

Both have 3yr+ contracts. 

The market will be contracted this summer, and Wilson and ASM are gambles, the latter a very expensive gamble. You'd expect Wilson to be valued around £20m, ASM closer to £30m. I'd expect Ashley to demand 50% on top of that.

 

Neither are good enough for the elite clubs who could possibly afford to take that gamble. Both are too expensive for anyone else, realistically. 

[t00nraider2 41]

  On 23/05/2021 at 16:14, essembeeofsunderland said:

Dubravka needs to fuck right off with this recent obsession of playing from the back.

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You'd rather he kicks it out for a throw in or direct to the opposition?

[Dr Gloom 24018]

  On 25/05/2021 at 09:32, t00nraider2 said:

You'd rather he kicks it out for a throw in or direct to the opposition?

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was that what the sunderland keeper did against lincoln? 

[essembeeofsunderland 811]

  On 25/05/2021 at 09:05, The Fish said:

Yeah, I would be surprised if we sold Wilson and ASM. 

 

Wilson is 30 this year and missed 12 games with a recurring hamstring injury. 

ASM missed 18 games with soft tissue injuries. 

 

Both have 3yr+ contracts. 

The market will be contracted this summer, and Wilson and ASM are gambles, the latter a very expensive gamble. You'd expect Wilson to be valued around £20m, ASM closer to £30m. I'd expect Ashley to demand 50% on top of that.

 

Neither are good enough for the elite clubs who could possibly afford to take that gamble. Both are too expensive for anyone else, realistically. 

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Good post 👍

[The Fish 11359]

BUJ would have written a terrible post, then have a shit his hands and clap.

[t00nraider2 41]

  On 25/05/2021 at 09:58, Dr Gloom said:

was that what the sunderland keeper did against lincoln? 

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No idea, only saw Lincoln's goal which came from a corner.

 

I've watched all our games this season apart from one which I didn't get the chance to and until the last few games Dub's kicking was terrible, either straight to the opposition or out for a throw in. It's more risky but at least means we keep posession for more than 1% of the game which is a nice change.

[Dr Gloom 24018]

  On 02/06/2021 at 18:08, t00nraider2 said:

No idea, only saw Lincoln's goal which came from a corner.

 

I've watched all our games this season apart from one which I didn't get the chance to and until the last few games Dub's kicking was terrible, either straight to the opposition or out for a throw in. It's more risky but at least means we keep posession for more than 1% of the game which is a nice change.

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[Howmanheyman 37385]

[Sonatine 12128]

[Alex 37382]

Can’t be a mackem then because they would never watch our matches 

[RobinRobin 12727]

  On 03/06/2021 at 05:58, Sonatine said:

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That's what cheesey chips and blue pop will do for you.

[Monkeys Fist 45867]

I think it’s time we all calmed down ( ey, ey!) and appreciated the glory of Techno Hitler. 
 

 

There, wasn’t that nice? 

[t00nraider2 41]

  On 03/06/2021 at 07:55, Alex said:

Can’t be a mackem then because they would never watch our matches 

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Because our matches have been so entertaining of late?

 

We've been utter shite for a good few seasons, I watch our games in the hope we can fluke a result and makes up for the 1% of posession.

[Dr Gloom 24018]

  On 03/06/2021 at 15:57, t00nraider2 said:

Because our matches have been so entertaining of late?

 

We've been utter shite for a good few seasons, I watch our games in the hope we can fluke a result and makes up for the 1% of posession.

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i didn't realise sunderland's possession was so low - better luck next season. plenty of league one clubs will give you respect and plenty of the ball as they defend in their cup final game of the season 

[The Fish 11359]

  On 03/06/2021 at 15:57, t00nraider2 said:

Because our matches have been so entertaining of late?

 

We've been utter shite for a good few seasons, I watch our games in the hope we can fluke a result and makes up for the 1% of posession.

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You're a mackem, we know you're a mackem, we've known for fucking ages. Why are you still pretending?

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