Alex 35060 Posted May 6, 2021 Share Posted May 6, 2021 1 hour ago, Ugly Mackems said: Stood outside proving you're far too tight to go inside. Waiting for our date tbh. You really know how to spoil a girl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebrokendoll 9188 Posted May 6, 2021 Share Posted May 6, 2021 5 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: Say what you like but Epimenides had a nice family. fuck me, I never realised the ramones did a song about UM and his folk, never wrong apparently..... 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 17241 Posted May 6, 2021 Share Posted May 6, 2021 Fuckin cunting no away fans at Fulham now....a team of highly trained idiots all have hotel rooms booked...we’re still going....if we can’t get to see the game am nominating @Dr Gloom to put a barbecue on for us round his gaff 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21912 Posted May 6, 2021 Share Posted May 6, 2021 13 minutes ago, PaddockLad said: Fuckin cunting no away fans at Fulham now....a team of highly trained idiots all have hotel rooms booked...we’re still going....if we can’t get to see the game am nominating @Dr Gloom to put a barbecue on for us round his gaff it's a date - i'll make my famous guacamole 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ugly Mackems 133 Posted May 6, 2021 Author Share Posted May 6, 2021 8 hours ago, ewerk said: Not everyone can afford the luxurious surroundings of the Labour Club. It's a shithole. But it's handy to meet folk and the beer is decent (usually) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 11258 Posted May 7, 2021 Share Posted May 7, 2021 5 hours ago, Ugly Mackems said: It's a shithole. But it's handy to meet folk and the beer is decent (usually) 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Whitehurst 895 Posted May 7, 2021 Share Posted May 7, 2021 14 hours ago, PaddockLad said: Fuckin cunting no away fans at Fulham now....a team of highly trained idiots all have hotel rooms booked...we’re still going....if we can’t get to see the game am nominating @Dr Gloom to put a barbecue on for us round his gaff I moved to Fulham last year. I’d get booking pubs now as it is nigh on impossible to get a pint round here on a Saturday nowadays. I’d invite you round to mine but I don’t want you highly trained idiots ruining my new astroturf! 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10849 Posted May 7, 2021 Share Posted May 7, 2021 55 minutes ago, Billy Whitehurst said: I moved to Fulham last year. I’d get booking pubs now as it is nigh on impossible to get a pint round here on a Saturday nowadays. I’d invite you round to mine but I don’t want you highly trained idiots ruining my new astroturf! Pop across the river to the Bricklayers? They have an excellent doorframe you can smash your head off and look a right tit. 8/10 would recommend 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35060 Posted May 7, 2021 Share Posted May 7, 2021 (edited) That Fulham match where Barton scored the winner from a penalty at the death is comfortably one of the worst games of football I’ve ever attended. I think that was the one bit of excitement from either side in the whole 90 minutes. The Eight Bells was canny before and after like Edited May 7, 2021 by Alex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Whitehurst 895 Posted May 7, 2021 Share Posted May 7, 2021 5 minutes ago, Alex said: That Fulham match where Barton scored the winner from a penalty at the death is comfortably one of the worst games of football I’ve ever attended. I think that was the one bit of excitement from either side in the whole 90 minutes. The Eight Bells was canny before and after like It was absolutely dreadful and it was fucking freezing as well. I just remember Allardyce strolling past at the end trying to milk the applause (as though he had just overseen a tactical masterclass) and getting dog’s abuse. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35060 Posted May 7, 2021 Share Posted May 7, 2021 Aye, it was Baltic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ugly Mackems 133 Posted May 11, 2021 Author Share Posted May 11, 2021 Anyone else been successful? Just me then!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21912 Posted May 11, 2021 Share Posted May 11, 2021 you might want to rephrase that to has anyone else bothered trying? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21912 Posted May 11, 2021 Share Posted May 11, 2021 to which my answer would be 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Kelly 1244 Posted May 11, 2021 Share Posted May 11, 2021 Yeah I've got a ticket. Bought a couple of cabbages in preparation. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ugly Mackems 133 Posted May 11, 2021 Author Share Posted May 11, 2021 6 minutes ago, David Kelly said: Yeah I've got a ticket. Bought a couple of cabbages in preparation. Everyone I know applied has got 1 (or 4 in on case!) Only one not heard anything yet is my wheelchair bound mate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebrokendoll 9188 Posted May 11, 2021 Share Posted May 11, 2021 12 minutes ago, Ugly Mackems said: Everyone I know applied has got 1 (or 4 in on case!) Only one not heard anything yet is my wheelchair bound mate. you gonna stand up and start a rousing chorus of 'brucey, brucey give us a wave' then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ugly Mackems 133 Posted May 11, 2021 Author Share Posted May 11, 2021 26 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said: you gonna stand up and start a rousing chorus of 'brucey, brucey give us a wave' then? If it's a wave bye bye, I might just. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42378 Posted May 11, 2021 Share Posted May 11, 2021 58 minutes ago, Ugly Mackems said: Anyone else been successful? Just me then!? I’ve got a lovely wife and two kids, haven’t died yet, and in my youth shagged most of Europe ( and Joe Brown’s daughter @PaddockLad). Canny successful in my book. #dirtybusiness #heronfoods #bige #whyamireplyingtothisdullard 2 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13857 Posted May 11, 2021 Share Posted May 11, 2021 I feel quite successful not wasting a fucking Wednesday night watching this shite in a half-empty stadium. I've had quite enough experiences in the Intertoto Cup to see me off those. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blastronaut 1333 Posted May 11, 2021 Share Posted May 11, 2021 12 minutes ago, Ayatollah Hermione said: I feel quite successful not wasting a fucking Wednesday night watching this shite in a half-empty stadium. I've had quite enough experiences in the Intertoto Cup to see me off those. Easy there cowboy. It's Tuesday. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ugly Mackems 133 Posted May 19, 2021 Author Share Posted May 19, 2021 Alas, it came to pass my son has nicked my ticket! Only proviso - give pie face some serious stick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3887 Posted May 19, 2021 Share Posted May 19, 2021 Just now, Ugly Mackems said: Alas, it came to pass my son has nicked my ticket! Only proviso - give pie face some serious stick. I can't believe you let your son have your ticket, do you not like him then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 9761 Posted May 19, 2021 Share Posted May 19, 2021 1 hour ago, Ugly Mackems said: Alas, it came to pass my son has nicked my ticket! Only proviso - give pie face some serious stick. It’s all about the family anyway. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 4247 Posted May 19, 2021 Share Posted May 19, 2021 Mustn’t be a real fan giving your ticket away 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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