Nehe 0 Posted March 22, 2021 Share Posted March 22, 2021 Do people remember a story from around 2009 when a Newcastle supporter was sick and tired of the situation. Don't remember the details but he sort of wanted to get taken by the police instead of having to watch the meltdowns of the team. Maybe it was something about him being in court and complaing about how he could not take it anymore. Have been trying to find more about this for a while but no luck. Anyone here who remember this funny story? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21912 Posted March 22, 2021 Share Posted March 22, 2021 1 hour ago, Nehe said: Do people remember a story from around 2009 when a Newcastle supporter was sick and tired of the situation. Don't remember the details but he sort of wanted to get taken by the police instead of having to watch the meltdowns of the team. Maybe it was something about him being in court and complaing about how he could not take it anymore. Have been trying to find more about this for a while but no luck. Anyone here who remember this funny story? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acrossthepond 877 Posted March 22, 2021 Share Posted March 22, 2021 Speaking on a weekly basis here, on average, how often do you fuck your sister-mam? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 9761 Posted March 22, 2021 Share Posted March 22, 2021 did you hear the story about essembee taking the Fulwell in 1970? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42378 Posted March 22, 2021 Share Posted March 22, 2021 Give the lad a break- he’s from Sweden so he’s only got lakes, depressing cop drama and pickled fish to judge what’s “funny” against. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2204 Posted March 23, 2021 Share Posted March 23, 2021 2 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: Give the lad a break- he’s from Sweden so he’s only got lakes, depressing cop drama and pickled fish to judge what’s “funny” against. First it’s cabbages and now it’s swedes. Will someone rid me of these meddlesome root vegetables? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 11258 Posted March 23, 2021 Share Posted March 23, 2021 2 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: Give the lad a break- he’s from Sweden so he’s only got lakes, depressing cop drama and pickled fish to judge what’s “funny” against. It's not LBT is it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3355 Posted March 23, 2021 Share Posted March 23, 2021 10 minutes ago, RobinRobin said: It's not LBT is it? It probably not appropriate to say but I love LBT’s, they are amazing! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 11258 Posted March 23, 2021 Share Posted March 23, 2021 Completely inappropriate but ... would? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nehe 0 Posted March 23, 2021 Author Share Posted March 23, 2021 Anyone who remember this story? Please help. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35059 Posted March 23, 2021 Share Posted March 23, 2021 It’s the way he tells em 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12496 Posted March 23, 2021 Share Posted March 23, 2021 To be fair, I got a laugh out of this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13856 Posted March 23, 2021 Share Posted March 23, 2021 Emil, is that you? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2204 Posted March 24, 2021 Share Posted March 24, 2021 9 hours ago, Howay said: To be fair, I got a laugh out of this thread. Not so much ham fisted as the whole pig.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OTF 7295 Posted March 24, 2021 Share Posted March 24, 2021 I do remember it, it's a fucking right cracker of a tale. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2204 Posted March 24, 2021 Share Posted March 24, 2021 54 minutes ago, OTF said: I do remember it, it's a fucking right cracker of a tale. Lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nehe 0 Posted March 24, 2021 Author Share Posted March 24, 2021 14 replies and not a single relevant for a simple question. What is the issue? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohhh_yeah 2964 Posted March 24, 2021 Share Posted March 24, 2021 What? The? Fuck? A story from 2009. Surely, this would be documented by now. Check your Myspace account, it might have an insight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohhh_yeah 2964 Posted March 24, 2021 Share Posted March 24, 2021 “I don’t think the fans’ reaction has ever been as bad as that. It borders on abuse.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30545 Posted March 24, 2021 Share Posted March 24, 2021 Why won’t anyone answer his SIMPLE question?! 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21912 Posted March 24, 2021 Share Posted March 24, 2021 1 hour ago, Nehe said: 14 replies and not a single relevant for a simple question. What is the issue? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
111180sak 9 Posted March 24, 2021 Share Posted March 24, 2021 On 22/03/2021 at 21:44, Dr Gloom said: Funny, like a clown ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15518 Posted March 24, 2021 Share Posted March 24, 2021 6 hours ago, Nehe said: 14 replies and not a single relevant for a simple question. What is the issue? What can I say... (Sorry, I've never heard about the story in question otherwise I promise I'd be more helpful ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33119 Posted March 24, 2021 Share Posted March 24, 2021 5 hours ago, Nehe said: 14 replies and not a single relevant for a simple question. What is the issue? Ok I'll put you out of your misery. In 2009, Bob Wisheart, a Newcastle United fan from Longbenton was that sozzled after heavily drinking on the Sunday we got relegated at Villa park that he walked into the police station that used to be in Market Street and asked to be arrested to be put out of his NUFC related misery. Unfortunately Bob being a bit pissed combined with the police having no sense of humour ended up with Bob getting arrested for assaulting an officer. He got a short custodial sentence and whilst was in prison had this encounter, I'll leave the rest in Bob's words......"On my first day in Acklington HMP all bravado from my drunken encounter had disappeared and I was genuinely shitting it. I was put in my cell whilst the other prisoners were having their dinner and told I'd have a cell mate so just hoped my cell mate wouldn't be a total psycho. Anyway after dinner the door opened and in walked a six foot by six foot tattooed fucking monster. I said 'alright?' and tried to act cool but he just glowered at me till he heard the footsteps of the screws walking away and then said in a gravelly voice, 'Do you like games?' I replied 'What?' He said again, 'Do you like games?' but a little more louder and a bit more insistent. 'err, aye, I don't mind I suppose....' Then he interrupted me, 'Let's play mammys and daddys!' It was at this point that my heart sank and I thought I was in for a total beasting before he added, 'I'll be the mammy, you be the daddy.' I then thought, ok Bob, this mightn't be as bad as it could be, let's see what happens so I said 'ok then, if you want I'll be the daddy and you'll be mammy.' He then smiled before growling at me as I tried to smile back.....'Right, now that's settled come over here and start sucking mammy's cock'. 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35059 Posted March 24, 2021 Share Posted March 24, 2021 Laters, lol 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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