Steve Bruce’s current shite V Steve Bruce’s previous shite but in claret and blue

[Monkeys Fist 43060]

26 minutes ago, essembeeofsunderland said:

Useless Joe playing the ‘Wyn Davies’ roll as in winner headers and knocking the ball on to Gayle playing the ‘Pop Robson’ roll as in lamping the ball in to the opposition net from 20 yards out,just like against Sporting Lisbon at SJP in 1968.

Lascelles as John McNamee, as in bacon roll?

[Howmanheyman 33820]

Joelinton, copacabana Joe, the new 'jigsaw'.

[247 597]

What the fuck is that bald cunt doing

[Howmanheyman 33820]

1 minute ago, 247 said:

What the fuck is that bald cunt doing

Just posting. I mean, isn't that what any fan forum is for?

[Isegrim 9896]

Whatever they call Fraser’s role, it is very false.

[247 597]

Why didnt he start Carroll if the idea is to just constantly launch balls into the box?

[essembeeofsunderland 811]

21 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Lascelles as John McNamee, as in bacon roll?

Ollie Burton played against Sporting Lisbon

[Isegrim 9896]

I’ve seen more aggressive displays from the Dalai Lama.

[Ayatollah Hermione 14043]

Shelvey  If he turned up for your 7-a-side team one week, you’d never invite him back. 

[247 597]

Shelvey is fast becoming my most hated player

[TheGingerQuiff 2412]

3 minutes ago, Isegrim said:

I’ve seen more aggressive displays from the Dalai Lama.

 

I've spat at my TV in disgust more times than the Dalai Llama

[Howmanheyman 33820]

2 minutes ago, 247 said:

Shelvey is fast becoming my most hated player

Spoilt for choice tbh. Copacabana Joe,  Shelvey, Krafth, Hendrick, Fraser......

[Isegrim 9896]

Is this team selection the same dea of Jones and an attempt to look extra clever? Then he can fuck right off.

Or is it Bruce doung the opposite of what Jones is recommending to show that we do things his way?

[247 597]

That 3v3 just shows how badly hes got these players playing together, looked like they've not practised a counter attack in their lives

Edited March 12, 2021 by 247

[TheGingerQuiff 2412]

GET KENEDY ON

[OTF 7485]

9 minutes ago, 247 said:

Why didnt he start Carroll if the idea is to just constantly launch balls into the box?

 

Didn't want to mess with a systen that is... err... umm.... nevermind.

 

Joelinton is so completely useless out there.

[Isegrim 9896]

At least we totally deserve to go down.

[OTF 7485]

2 minutes ago, 247 said:

That 3v3 just shows how badly hes got these players playing together, looked like they've not practised a counter attack in their lives

 

They tear shit up in training against Krafth and Ritchie.

[247 597]

1 minute ago, OTF said:

 

Didn't want to mess with a systen that is... err... umm.... nevermind.

 

Joelinton is so completely useless out there.

Its embarrassing man. I dont know why I even bother trying to understand the thought process of this shite.

[essembeeofsunderland 811]

Just now, OTF said:

 

Didn't want to mess with a systen that is... err... umm.... nevermind.

 

Joelinton is so completely useless out there.

Useless Joe is useless???

[Meenzer 15716]

Remember where you read it first.

[Monkeys Fist 43060]

1 minute ago, 247 said:

Its embarrassing man. I dont know why I even bother trying to understand the thought process of this shite.

There’s where you’re going wrong. 

[essembeeofsunderland 811]

2 minutes ago, Meenzer said:

Remember where you read it first.

They know,they know.

[Polarboy 2311]

I was about to give faint praise to Joelinton and point out that his ball retention and hold up play is actually decent, he looks very awkward to get the ball off. That of course was before those two diabolical missed opportunities to pass when people were on. Our only hope is to ask the wizard for a footballing brain for Joelinton. 

[Dr Gloom 22141]

Keeping the run going at least