Mrs Doubtfire's bunch of Northern Twats v a slightly better organised ravel of soft Southern Shites

[Howay 12496]

15 minutes ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

I actually said out loud “don’t do anything stupid, just keep it there” and he absolutely ignored me. And his new haircut is shit

 It was spectacularly shit, he literally had 15 yards of space to put it in at the side of the pitch, or could chip it over into the 30 yard of space behind, instead he softly rolled it almost directly to the full back. 

[Monkeys Fist 42378]

Bruce’s Mrs. giving him a “special win bonus” tonight…

 

 

… two packs of Beef Monster Munch and a pack of Space Raiders. 

[Howay 12496]

 

[Polarboy 2311]

Hayden earned his wages. Thought he was brilliant today filling in at centre half again. Hopefully now that the waste of space that is Hendrick is suspended for a game, we can get Willock and Hayden into a midfield partnership with ASM, Almiron and Fraser ahead of them, and please god Wilson, who I hope isn't too badly injured, ahead of them. That's a very decent midfield and attack to be working with, so Bruce will likely persist with Shelvey. As for defence Clark and Dummett can slot into those centre back roles, so we shouldn't be too badly off, although we'll certainly be missing a bit of pace in that department. The one thing you can say about the team is that they are still fighting on the evidence of that last twenty minutes, and we'll need at least that if we are to get anything out of the next two games.

[Alex 35059]

It’s a massive result like. If you look at the table we’re probably a couple of wins from safety (given we’ll inevitably draw a few). I reckon 34 points will be more than enough 

[Isegrim 9761]

If we had won on Tuesday we would be very close to safety.

incredible game. Fair play to Bruce, as much as he isn’t the greatest tikitacian he certainly knows how to be lucky.

[sammynb 3355]

If Dummett was fit enough to be on the bench why the fuck was Hayden played as a CB because cabbage head is a fucking clueless, gutless cunt.

He won't drop Shelvey or Hendricks but needed to get Willock into the side, so he plays important players out of position.

Glad we won but where's the enjoyment in this shite anymore? 

[Ugly Mackems 133]

21 days til we get winnable game.s Time to hopefully get Wilson and Manquillo back on their feet. Shar looks like the good old fashioned cruciate. (I'm nee doctor mind) 

Go in with The Longstaffs and Willeck v Chelsea and Man U. Although if you can walk (and Shelvey usually does) you'll be an almost certain starter. 

Shelvey is a disgrace. 

[essembeeofsunderland 811]

I’m beginning to think Shar is looking for a yellow every game with his rash tackles,similar to Shelvey.

[sammynb 3355]

2 hours ago, Ugly Mackems said:

Shelvey is a disgrace. 

 

And yet he still gets selected and made captain, surely the other players must look at that and feel like management is taking the piss.

[Alex 35059]

Shelvey has been shit for ages. I’ve been surprised when I’ve been to games where he seems to have had loads of fans applauding almost everything he does. He offers next to fuck all. As for Hendrick, apart from his second booking being stupid, the first one was a terrible tackle that probably should’ve been a straight red. 

[Anorthernsoul 1221]

Willock looks like exactly the player the team has missed for years.

[Kevin Carr's Gloves 3887]

10 hours ago, essembeeofsunderland said:

I’m beginning to think Shar is looking for a yellow every game with his rash tackles,similar to Shelvey.

Fuck off you tedious cunt

[Tom 14011]

16 hours ago, Alex said:

It’s a massive result like. If you look at the table we’re probably a couple of wins from safety (given we’ll inevitably draw a few). I reckon 34 points will be more than enough 

Aye as much as I absolutely despise Bruce and want a proper manager getting relegated would be catastrophic.

[Alex 35059]

1 hour ago, Tom said:

Aye as much as I absolutely despise Bruce and want a proper manager getting relegated would be catastrophic.

Yeah, I just don’t see any good coming from our going down. It hasn’t gotten rid of Ashley on the two previous occasions. 

In terms of wins, Fulham are four wins from overhauling us. We’re nearly two thirds of the way through the season and they’ve won two matches in the league. We should be ok, barring something out of the ordinary 

[essembeeofsunderland 811]

The only thing that makes me uneasy is the fact that the bottom three are still fighting to stay in the Premier League.If only Fulham would chuck the towel in.

[Isegrim 9761]

9 hours ago, Anorthernsoul said:

Willock looks like exactly the player the team has missed for years.

Don’t worry, he just needs a bit of training to fit in with the test.

[RobinRobin 11258]

On 06/02/2021 at 23:49, Meenzer said:

Krafth misses the ball and the player and still manages to get booked

[David Kelly 1244]

On 07/02/2021 at 13:15, Alex said:

Yeah, I just don’t see any good coming from our going down. It hasn’t gotten rid of Ashley on the two previous occasions. 

In terms of wins, Fulham are four wins from overhauling us. We’re nearly two thirds of the way through the season and they’ve won two matches in the league. We should be ok, barring something out of the ordinary 

I don't think it was ever about it being good for us going down, more just that it was that bad supporting us that it just made no difference what division we were in.  Existing in the premier league just for the sake of it and watching us camp out on the edge of our own 18 yard box not trying to attack or even pass to our team was becoming unbearable.

Fortunately the last few games we've at least seemed to remember the point of us being in the league is try and win some games.

[essembeeofsunderland 811]

It looks  like Brucey has told the players to look to pass forward as a first option.Sounds obvious if you’ve got a poor team.A poor team might as well lose the ball in the opposition half which is what we were,and possibly may still be.