Graeme Jones Fraudulent Magz™️ Vs Dinnerlady Roy’s Slippery Palace

[spongebob toonpants 3994]

i despise Shelvey. 

[essembeeofsunderland 811]

Back back back again.

[essembeeofsunderland 811]

1 minute ago, spongebob toonpants said:

i despise Shelvey. 

I despise Lewis.

[Isegrim 9761]

Tasting the own medicine.

[essembeeofsunderland 811]

2 mins left and he brings Big Andy on.

[OTF 7295]

That miss from Townsend

[essembeeofsunderland 811]

Fuck it 

[Dr Gloom 21912]

Feels like a missed opportunity to put some distance between us and the relegation zone. Got to hope fulham keep losing 

[essembeeofsunderland 811]

Lewis.Easily the worst left back I’ve seen in over 50 years of watching NUFC.The Ray Wilkins of left back’s.A fuckin coward when a shot needs to be blocked.A fuckin coward when he needs to block a cross.Again he never broke sweat.I don’t see anything in his game .No wonder we cannot break teams down with that shirker letting the opposition get back in numbers.

[PaddockLad 17241]

Southampton got beat 9 nil..Guess who they've got at weekend?

 

[tooner 243]

hendrick is fucking useless.

 

[Polarboy 2311]

You know things are bad when you're hoping that a third or fourth choice Arsenal attacking mid if going to play out of his skin for you. Obviously he can't be any worse than Hendrick, but given that fact Bruce will probably play Hendrick week in week out for the rest of the season. I'm wont to agreeing with Steve McManaman, but he was 100% right that our midfielders need to receive the ball higher up the pitch, and our centre backs need to take some responsibility and play out. If only we had another centre half like Schar who's comfortable on the ball, like that fella who plays in Spain, Lejeune.

[Alex 35060]

31 minutes ago, essembeeofsunderland said:

I despise Lewis.

Nee shit? 

[Dr Gloom 21912]

We’ve are running out of games where you’d say we have a decent chance of winning and we’ve got fulham last game of the season. 👀

[Ayatollah Hermione 13857]

A glittering return to form  the nuggets saying that we did better ignoring the fact that Palace let us have the ball knowing we’d do fuck all with it. Get this obese alky cunt out NOW

[Alex 35060]

1 hour ago, spongebob toonpants said:

i despise Shelvey. 

He’s an absolute fraud. Little wonder Bruce likes him 

[Polarboy 2311]

What's the chances that Bruce threw his toys out of the pram this week at the suggestion that Jones had a big influence on the Everton result, and that's partly to blame for the backslide. Tin foil hat time I know given the lack of any evidence, but it really wouldn't surprise me.

[NJS 4377]

1 hour ago, essembeeofsunderland said:

Lewis.Easily the worst left back I’ve seen in over 50 years of watching NUFC.The Ray Wilkins of left back’s.A fuckin coward when a shot needs to be blocked.A fuckin coward when he needs to block a cross.Again he never broke sweat.I don’t see anything in his game .No wonder we cannot break teams down with that shirker letting the opposition get back in numbers.

Paul Sweeney and Mark Stimson without even thinking about it. 

[Polarboy 2311]

Pistone wasn't much cop either,and of course Lazaar.

[The Fish 10849]

Shit result but even in the second half we were better than we've been for the majority of the season. 

 

Some of the common faults of Bruceball returned; Shelvey dropped deeper and deeper as the game wore on, the instructions and confidence from the Everton game disappeared and players made more silly mistakes/bad decisions. Lost count of the number of times we passed sideways or back from promising positions, only to hoof it long and lose it. Palace had no interest in keeping the ball so a bit of patience in their half could have reaped rewards. Hendrick was anonymous in the second half and the movement of the attackers was wasted because we didn't have anybody to find them with a relatively simple ball. 

 

If Southampton could have picked any PL club to face after their 9-0 humiliation, it'd be this Newcastle side.

[essembeeofsunderland 811]

11 hours ago, NJS said:

Paul Sweeney and Mark Stimson without even thinking about it. 

Ian Davies.Serrant.Peter Johnson,Ryan.Seen them all and many others from the early 60s onwards.None of them showed the cowardice or laziness that Lewis shows.What exactly does he bring to the team.He makes Kenny ( Bones ) Wharton look like Maldini .He had Frazier in front of him on numerous occasions waiting to receive the ball yet back he looked and back the ball went.How he gets himself out of position so often when the opposition attack beggars belief.We all know what happens when his man receives the ball out wide......

[Alex 35060]

Carl Serrant gets kudos for the flasher / topless lass with the decent chebs 

[Alex 35060]

That was the Dalgliesh era. Please don’t tell me I imagined that 

[Monkeys Fist 42378]

Pics or gtfo 

[David Kelly 1244]

As much as I think Hendrick is shite, I think Bruce would have been better leaving him on and taking off Shelvey or Hayden last night.  All that substitution did was to make it more congested in our attacking areas and have the remaning two midfielders sitting on top of the centre backs.  Hendrick was at least breaking forward and I think that movement helped create more space.  The further substitutions made space even less available.

It was blatently obvious to everyone, apparently apart from and Shelvey, that what was happening was just slowing everything down and allowing Palace to get back a deny us space.

Still I didn't want to poke my eyes out while watching so things definitely have improved.