Abandon hope all ye who enter here...

[essembeeofsunderland 811]

5 minutes ago, Kid Dynamite said:

24% possession. At home. To a team 1 point above us 

We average 37% per game.

[essembeeofsunderland 811]

There’ll be 12 mins added time with all these ‘injuries’ .

[Polarboy 2311]

I have a few suggestions if they want to make the fake crowd noise at St. James more realistic. They may or may not be related to round vegetables, excrement, and general ineptitude. The worst thing about his match is that knowing Ashley we'll have to wait at least another few matches of shite before he finally gives Cabbage the boot.

[Tom 14011]

Turned it off

[essembeeofsunderland 811]

Half time.Dog shit.

[Monkeys Fist 42442]

Just now, essembeeofsunderland said:

Half time.Dog shit.

Most people have a pie or chips, but whatever floats your boat. 

[ewerk 30610]

I’ve a good feeling that we’re going to have a shot on target in the second half. Stay tuned!

[Sonatine 11376]

 

 

[Chaser 1207]

42 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Rather than watch this, I’m forcing a rusty knitting needle up my Japsy. 
 

Prediction; Faced with stiff opposition, ultimately the end collapse will be bloody awful…

Is that the knitting needle episode or having to watch us?

[Monkeys Fist 42442]

5 minutes ago, Chaser said:

Is that the knitting needle episode or having to watch us?

Yes

 

edit; There’s not a vas deferens between them…

[spongebob toonpants 3996]

Well thats first time I've watched in a while. How we have any points is a mystery beyond my understanding

 

Fortunately not watching the second half

[acrossthepond 877]

Taxi for fatass! If it comes in the next 10 minutes we can all be spared having to look at his gormless mug ever again, since he sure as shit ain't getting another job after this "performance." 

[essembeeofsunderland 811]

I wonder what our new ‘super’ coach thinks after that 45 mins

[Tom 14011]

10 minutes ago, spongebob toonpants said:

Well thats first time I've watched in a while. How we have any points is a mystery beyond my understanding

 

Fortunately not watching the second half

Same. I’ve put that Tin Star on.

No idea what’s going on but Tim Roth is going about braying people for seemingly little or no reason. So it’s good value.

[essembeeofsunderland 811]

Brucey ready to bring the big guns on 

[Monkeys Fist 42442]

I think what stings the most about this is that it was so unexpected - none of us, not least the owner and chairhamster, could’ve predicted that a bloke who can’t even keep his own tits from dropping would struggle to keep a perfectly capable, well-drilled mid-table squad from turning to mackem levels of shite. 
It’s not like his previous form, mirrored at every single club he’s ruined, would give them a hint. 

[ewerk 30610]

20 minutes ago, ewerk said:

I’ve a good feeling that we’re going to have a shot on target in the second half. Stay tuned!

I fucking told yiz! Get the open top bus booked.

[essembeeofsunderland 811]

You have think that the bloke who chose Brucey chose BUJ for £40m

[essembeeofsunderland 811]

2 minutes ago, ewerk said:

I fucking told yiz! Get the open top bus booked.

Yes 

[ewerk 30610]

We’ve done a goal!!!!!!

[Polarboy 2311]

Even the way Shelvey walks up to take a corner pisses me off. You'd think he was playing a fucking kick about with his mates, as opposed to a downward spiral in the premier league, such is the lack of urgency in his body language. Mind you one thing is for certain, it doesn't matter who the manger is, Shelvey will still be a moody, useless bastard.

[Tom 14011]

Is there any we can hoy a filter on so when he mentions BUJ or whatever it comes up with the actual player he’s on about? @Ant

[Meenzer 15526]

Just realised I've forgotten how to celebrate a goal.

[essembeeofsunderland 811]

Brucey still in a job,at the moment 

[Gman 29]

What the hell was that? Good football?