Gemmill 46086 Posted February 25, 2006 Share Posted February 25, 2006 While you're lurking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy 0 Posted February 25, 2006 Share Posted February 25, 2006 (edited) Possibly the shittest birthday EVER; I'm sitting here with a patch on my left eye (infection or something) and a bandage on my big toe (walked barefooted into a table last night). My car has broken down, so I'm probably not going to get to the match, and my television isn't working, so I'm probably not even going to SEE the match. I'm expecting my radio to explode any second now, just to confound my misery. On the plus side my girfriend bought me a cake, which looks quite nice I suppose. At this rate though, the candles will probably set on fire and burn the entire house down, so I'm approaching it with caution. Edited February 25, 2006 by Andy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted February 25, 2006 Share Posted February 25, 2006 But still, merry birthday! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46086 Posted February 25, 2006 Author Share Posted February 25, 2006 Oh dear. Sorry to hear that mister. Remember though...you could always be a mackem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy 0 Posted February 25, 2006 Share Posted February 25, 2006 I just ate some of the cake. Outcome: house not destroyed, no major injuries sustained, cake rating: TASTY. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted February 25, 2006 Share Posted February 25, 2006 It might give you food poisoning later? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy 0 Posted February 25, 2006 Share Posted February 25, 2006 (edited) Well if it does, I'm treating your apparent foresight of said 'poisoning' as EXTREMELY suspicious. Expect a call from the police tomorrow afternoon. Edited February 25, 2006 by Andy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted February 25, 2006 Share Posted February 25, 2006 I just ate some of the cake. Outcome: house not destroyed, no major injuries sustained, cake rating: TASTY. 100680[/snapback] Meenzer eats fancy cakes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted February 25, 2006 Share Posted February 25, 2006 Happy Birthday, hope we get 3 points for you! go order a taxi to your nearest pub showing the game...it is your birthday after all! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted February 25, 2006 Share Posted February 25, 2006 Possibly the shittest birthday EVER; I'm sitting here with a patch on my left eye (infection or something) and a bandage on my big toe (walked barefooted into a table last night). My car has broken down, so I'm probably not going to get to the match, and my television isn't working, so I'm probably not even going to SEE the match. I'm expecting my radio to explode any second now, just to confound my misery. On the plus side my girfriend bought me a cake, which looks quite nice I suppose. At this rate though, the candles will probably set on fire and burn the entire house down, so I'm approaching it with caution. 100672[/snapback] I think on your birthday you're allowed to order someone to drive you to match, including random strangers. Have a good one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15731 Posted February 25, 2006 Share Posted February 25, 2006 I just ate some of the cake. Outcome: house not destroyed, no major injuries sustained, cake rating: TASTY. 100680[/snapback] Meenzer eats fancy cakes 100686[/snapback] Wacky molests kids lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6700 Posted February 25, 2006 Share Posted February 25, 2006 Happy birthday mate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mighty Hog 526 Posted February 25, 2006 Share Posted February 25, 2006 Hope the three points helped. Happy Birthday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted February 25, 2006 Share Posted February 25, 2006 Well if it does, I'm treating your apparent foresight of said 'poisoning' as EXTREMELY suspicious. Expect a call from the police tomorrow afternoon. 100685[/snapback] He hasn't posted for awhile *is scared* Hey the toon won for you And Nobby scored a sublime goal so I've heard (can't WAIT to see it on motd!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy 0 Posted February 26, 2006 Share Posted February 26, 2006 (edited) Yeah, I didn't get to the match in the end; just watched it at the pub. Good result, played well. Didn't have my eye patch on like, that would have been silly. PS. I now have a bad stomach. This is either due to a dodgy kebab I ate last night, OR - and I'm definately not ruling this out - Brock's cake-poison has attacked my internals. An investigation is being launched as I speak, but I'd say Brock's safest option is probably to leave the country POST HASTE. We're on to you son. Watch your back. Edited February 26, 2006 by Andy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted February 26, 2006 Share Posted February 26, 2006 I'm leaving for Germany in 4 weeks anyway, maybe I'll lie low until then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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