Monkeys Fist 43035 Posted December 24, 2020 Author Share Posted December 24, 2020 Just now, Dr Gloom said: i'm still at it. i swear these cunts chose this time on xmas eve to announce the deal just to stitch up us poor hacks Honestly man, fuck it off until after. How much extra are you being paid? ( Whatever it is, if they even are, it’s not worth it.). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebrokendoll 9448 Posted December 24, 2020 Share Posted December 24, 2020 aye, a merry unprecedented christmas to you all and yours. make the best of it! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7165 Posted December 24, 2020 Share Posted December 24, 2020 Merry Christmas folks. Here's hoping 2021 is marginally better than 2020! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35565 Posted December 24, 2020 Share Posted December 24, 2020 Reach for the stars there, J 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 11542 Posted December 24, 2020 Share Posted December 24, 2020 Better to set our sights low for the near future I think 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21967 Posted December 24, 2020 Share Posted December 24, 2020 Merry Christmas all, and I mean everyone, not a sole person (or bot) on here I really dislike when I know they're coming from. On that note, fuck off @Monkeys Fist. An organised fucker who can cook? Die (Merry Xmas really). 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 22129 Posted December 24, 2020 Share Posted December 24, 2020 2 hours ago, PaddockLad said: Youre working from home though?... yeah. just finished. now just the present wrapping and food prep to go. large scotch in hand though, which i taking the edge off. happy holidays, everyone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15716 Posted December 24, 2020 Share Posted December 24, 2020 I'd have made a start prepping tomorrow's Christmas meal but I was too busy making tonight's Christmas meal. Bloody European heritage, and on Brexmas of all days. Still, can't complain - it's not every day you get to stuff yourself full of sausage, meatballs and Jansson's Temptation. Merry Christmas all, thank you for being here in this most testing of years. Here's to a relatively clusterfuck-free 2021. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3506 Posted December 24, 2020 Share Posted December 24, 2020 Happy baby Jesus birthday people, stay safe and hope your 2021 is less of a cunt than 2020 was. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35565 Posted December 24, 2020 Share Posted December 24, 2020 1 hour ago, sammynb said: Happy baby Jesus birthday people, stay safe and hope your 2021 is less of a cunt than 2020 was. Merry Xmas, cobber 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43035 Posted December 24, 2020 Author Share Posted December 24, 2020 I think I’ve condemned Fist Jnr. to a short life of debauchery and mayhem, ending in a hotel pool. Got him a drum kit 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35565 Posted December 24, 2020 Share Posted December 24, 2020 4 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: I think I’ve condemned Fist Jnr. to a short life of debauchery and mayhem, ending in a hotel pool. Got him a drum kit You’re going to be about as popular with the neighbours in Forest Hall as Nile Ranger was 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43035 Posted December 24, 2020 Author Share Posted December 24, 2020 Also got him headphones, which he’ll be ordered to use with the drums. Of course, if he turns out be a proper drummer, will he fuck use them. 😆 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3506 Posted December 24, 2020 Share Posted December 24, 2020 (edited) 13 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: I think I’ve condemned Fist Jnr. to a short life of debauchery and mayhem, ending in a hotel pool. Got him a drum kit Well at least someone has an exciting future to look forward too! Edited December 24, 2020 by sammynb 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 14040 Posted December 25, 2020 Share Posted December 25, 2020 1 hour ago, Monkeys Fist said: I think I’ve condemned Fist Jnr. to a short life of debauchery and mayhem, ending in a hotel pool. Got him a drum kit I can turn him into Dave Grohl for 30 quid a session. I’ll give you a good deal if you buy 75 sessions, you get a pair of Vic Firth sticks for free 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43035 Posted December 25, 2020 Author Share Posted December 25, 2020 Make him Vinnie Colaiuta and it’s a deal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14013 Posted December 25, 2020 Share Posted December 25, 2020 Happy Christmas everyone! I spent the morning setting up my sisters new + vintage stereo like a Christmas dad And visiting people from outside their homes 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33802 Posted December 25, 2020 Share Posted December 25, 2020 Any other non teetotaler's that have yet to have any kind of alcoholic beverage pass their lips yet or is it only the stupid cunt that's posting this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35565 Posted December 25, 2020 Share Posted December 25, 2020 1 minute ago, Howmanheyman said: Any other non teetotaler's that have yet to have any kind of alcoholic beverage pass their lips yet or is it only the stupid cunt that's posting this? Nope. Me too. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43035 Posted December 25, 2020 Author Share Posted December 25, 2020 Mildly rat-arsed here. (Didn’t start until after 12:00, but it doesn’t take much nowadays.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14013 Posted December 25, 2020 Share Posted December 25, 2020 14 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said: Any other non teetotaler's that have yet to have any kind of alcoholic beverage pass their lips yet or is it only the stupid cunt that's posting this? I’m the same. Probably the last four years I haven’t had a drink till about 7pm and it’ll be the same today. Driving 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 14040 Posted December 25, 2020 Share Posted December 25, 2020 Had a bottle of lager with my dinner but for the most part, it’s just been Smarties and other chocolate for this big dog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14013 Posted December 25, 2020 Share Posted December 25, 2020 I’ll have a drink tonight watching the Mandolorian with my Star Wars t shirt and Star Wars whiskey glass. I’m not like a huge Star Wars fan but I like the aesthetic so good gift. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2207 Posted December 25, 2020 Share Posted December 25, 2020 Happy Christmas everybody, hope you’re having a good one! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43035 Posted December 25, 2020 Author Share Posted December 25, 2020 Me and Grandma Fist were discussing Fist Jnr’s complete lack of talent ( so far) on the drums, when she decides to do what Grandad Fist did a few years back.. Casually mentions that Buddy Rich stayed at ours once whilst he was on a tour, ( I was about 4 and apparently he had me and my older brother knocking out beats on biscuit tins- I’m devastated that I have no recollection of this). Buddy fucking Rich. The most insane part of this is that he played Killy Club the night he stayed at ours, not the City Hall or wherever. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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