Players Who Are Worse Than Joelinton?

[essembeeofsunderland 811]

I wouldn’t say Shola was shite.A sort of number 3 striker in the top flight.BUJ wouldn’t be any good as a striker or anywhere in the Northern League.I jest not.

[Kid Dynamite 7034]

Nah, he was definitely shite. 

[ewerk 30642]

A 32 year old Shola would be our second choice striker right now.

[Alex 35096]

And still shite 

[ewerk 30642]

Aye, it was more an indictment of Bruce’s managerial philosophy than anything else. 

[Blastronaut 1333]

Playing devil's advocate here: he's no the first big money signing to arrive here and look hopeless. That's not slight on youse lot or England, just Bruce and the rest of the hierarchy. 

 

The bloke was Hoffenheims "fuck we need a new Firminho, pronto". I'd be half tempted to bet my mortgage that Firminho would look just as hopeless in a Newcastle shirt right now. 

Edited January 2, 2021 by Blastronaut

[acrossthepond 877]

The fact that we're even discussing if Shola was shit or not shows how abject we are now. Pardew's time looks like glory days. Actual success is a myth, half-remembered.

[Kid Dynamite 7034]

7 hours ago, Blastronaut said:

Playing devil's advocate here: he's no the first big money signing to arrive here and look hopeless. That's not slight on youse lot or England, just Bruce and the rest of the hierarchy. 

 

The bloke was Hoffenheims "fuck we need a new Firminho, pronto". I'd be half tempted to bet my mortgage that Firminho would look just as hopeless in a Newcastle shirt right now. 

Joelinton looks better playing as a support striker to Wilson. Not dissimilar to where he played in Hoffenheim's team. If we'd signed him for £6mil I think most would probably think he was a reasonable squad player. 

But 40 million fucking pounds, playing him as a target man and giving him the no.9 shirt are all fucking ludicrous decisions! 3 goals in 52 games FFS

[ewerk 30642]

A downgrade on Joselu.

[essembeeofsunderland 811]

9 hours ago, ewerk said:

A 32 year old Shola would be our second choice striker right now.

Shola

397 games for us including coming on as sub 178 games.79 goals. 
51 of those games in Europe and scored 15 goals.

Our second choice striker by a long way.

 

 

 

 

[essembeeofsunderland 811]

53 minutes ago, ewerk said:

A downgrade on Joselu.

A downgrade on every striker I’ve seen play for us.At least Rob McDonald could head a ball,the same with Pingle ,Rafferty and Mavis

[Rayvin 5223]

We had Shefki Kuqi for a while under Pardew. That was a desperate time

[thebrokendoll 9245]

2 hours ago, essembeeofsunderland said:

A downgrade on every striker I’ve seen play for us.At least Rob McDonald could head a ball,the same with Pingle ,Rafferty and Mavis

 

in the ashley era I reckon reilly would've been deemed prolific.

probably behind only ba.

[essembeeofsunderland 811]

In those days you knew you had to get crosses in for the big man in the box.With BUJ you know nowt is going to come of it so best to keep the ball.

[Alex 35096]

As an aside, where the fuck is Carroll?  laughing all the way to the bank no doubt 

[Howmanheyman 33267]

5 minutes ago, Alex said:

As an aside, where the fuck is Carroll?  laughing all the way to the bank no doubt 

Giving him another year. Even worse than getting him in the first place. Smacks of the decision by the same numb nuts who gave a clearly disinterested and injured Colo another deal because it was easier/cheaper than getting another decent CB in. I can imagine Rafa not being interested to put it mildly. 

[essembeeofsunderland 811]

Carroll clearly isn’t the player he used to be but he’s still better than BUJ ffs !!! 

[Alex 35096]

Irrelevant given he’s nearly always unavailable. And when he’s not he’s ‘short of match fitness’. 

[Ayatollah Hermione 13884]

Some of the touches here  fuck me

[Alex 35096]

Carroll must’ve heard me 

[The Fish 10859]

On 01/01/2021 at 17:16, essembeeofsunderland said:

How long has BUJ been a striker ?

Shola never scuffed every shot.

BUJ doesn’t have one got foot or a trick.

You’re correct to say he’s not pacy.

You don’t need to watch BUJ in the flesh to realise he’s crap.Then again maybe YOU need to.

I wish someone in the media would ask Brucey what his strengths are.

Joelinton doesn't scuff every single shot, and the goals I remember from Ameobi's career are the ones put into the net by his shin/arse/knee/whatever. He was many things, but clinical he was not.

[essembeeofsunderland 811]

BUJ will never reach the below average hight’s that Shola reached.No one has said Shola was clinical.I’d rather have Sammy  or his sister Titi than our Brazilian number 9.

[The Fish 10859]

45 minutes ago, essembeeofsunderland said:

BUJ will never reach the below average hight’s that Shola reached.No one has said Shola was clinical.I’d rather have Sammy  or his sister Titi than our Brazilian number 9.

Think you're tunnelling on Joelinton being the worst player to ever pull on a black and white shirt, despite that clearly being bollocks. 

 

Get him playing under Hassenhutl, Rodgers, Nagelsman, Klopp, Guardiola and I think there's a decent raw talent there to be molded.

[Ayatollah Hermione 13884]

If his football coach when he was 8 couldn’t sort his first touch, that lot couldn’t now he’s 24

[The Fish 10859]

Just now, Ayatollah Hermione said:

If his football coach when he was 8 couldn’t sort his first touch, that lot couldn’t now he’s 24

I honestly think he could be a decent (not £40m) player with the right coaching. Ameobi was never blessed with a good touch and he was a solid, if unspectacular, Premier League player. What he learned, eventually, was how to play to his strengths. He became a decent target man. Similarly, Joelinton could be taught how to play off a striker. 

 

I don't think any manager employed by Ashley will have the ability to teach him, but that's another problem.