peasepud 59 Posted February 20, 2006 Share Posted February 20, 2006 Ok folks roll up roll up to the greatest spectacle on earth. Smooth Operator is (allegedly) starting a new job in Department of Work & Pensions Human Resources, now for anyone who doesnt have experience of these things Human Resource Departments are notoriously PC, added to the fact that DWP are the most PC PC employer on earth and you've got a veritable walking, talking, abusing time bomb in our own little Smoothy. So todays gamble is....... how many Days, hours, minutes and seconds will it be before SO gets his first written warning? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 22727 Posted February 20, 2006 Share Posted February 20, 2006 Sweepstake? I reckon he will behave himself for 8 working days before getting a warning for a non-internet related offence. Sacked by May I reckon - sexual harassment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 47793 Posted February 20, 2006 Share Posted February 20, 2006 Shift this into General for more replies, pudster. Do I have to hold your hand through this moderating thing or what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted February 21, 2006 Share Posted February 21, 2006 Knowing what I know I'll be safe up until my soon to be line manager retires in a few years so I'll stick a monkey on my safety until 2008. This old guy used to ask me to find out the craic on the football/cricket etc via the web the last time I was under his control! As for being PC beyond belief, you'd be surprised at how relaxed it is really. Although during my first spell there a gay lad jumped before he was pushed after he got sussed sending an e mail to another gay lad about what he wanted to do to me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest RS2000 Posted February 21, 2006 Share Posted February 21, 2006 why work for a snide company like that is beyond me.its the devil i tell you the devil bloody snakes all over that place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted February 21, 2006 Share Posted February 21, 2006 why work for a snide company like that is beyond me.its the devil i tell you the devil bloody snakes all over that place. 98532[/snapback] "Sinde"? How so? As for Mr Operator. I thought it was impossible to get sacked when working for the government. A place i had to visit had one falla whose screen was on such a low resolution and so zoomed in that he literally had at most 2 letters on screen at once. He used to read his mail 2 letters at a time. I can't imagine what use he could have been. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 22727 Posted February 21, 2006 Share Posted February 21, 2006 why work for a snide company like that is beyond me.its the devil i tell you the devil bloody snakes all over that place. 98532[/snapback] "Sinde"? How so? As for Mr Operator. I thought it was impossible to get sacked when working for the government. A place i had to visit had one falla whose screen was on such a low resolution and so zoomed in that he literally had at most 2 letters on screen at once. He used to read his mail 2 letters at a time. I can't imagine what use he could have been. 98563[/snapback] It sounds like you are visually impairedist fascist bastard! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted February 21, 2006 Share Posted February 21, 2006 why work for a snide company like that is beyond me.its the devil i tell you the devil bloody snakes all over that place. 98532[/snapback] "Sinde"? How so? As for Mr Operator. I thought it was impossible to get sacked when working for the government. A place i had to visit had one falla whose screen was on such a low resolution and so zoomed in that he literally had at most 2 letters on screen at once. He used to read his mail 2 letters at a time. I can't imagine what use he could have been. 98563[/snapback] Sounds like he was using our scanning machine for fraudulant forms tbh. Oh so quick to judge! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted February 21, 2006 Share Posted February 21, 2006 It sounds like you are visually impairedist fascist bastard! 98574[/snapback] I might be fascist and perhaps a bastard but I'm certainly not visually impairedist. I have the utmost respect for anyone who masturbates that much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob W 0 Posted February 21, 2006 Share Posted February 21, 2006 why work for a snide company like that is beyond me.its the devil i tell you the devil bloody snakes all over that place. 98532[/snapback] "Sinde"? How so? As for Mr Operator. I thought it was impossible to get sacked when working for the government. A place i had to visit had one falla whose screen was on such a low resolution and so zoomed in that he literally had at most 2 letters on screen at once. He used to read his mail 2 letters at a time. I can't imagine what use he could have been. 98563[/snapback] hey that was ME................................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted April 10, 2006 Share Posted April 10, 2006 So is he still going? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted April 10, 2006 Author Share Posted April 10, 2006 So is he still going? 118419[/snapback] Yes, although when they find out about his part in the great "send ya cock pic to a skinheed" scandal then they mightnt be so keen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ted Maul 0 Posted April 10, 2006 Share Posted April 10, 2006 As for being PC beyond belief, you'd be surprised at how relaxed it is really. Although during my first spell there a gay lad jumped before he was pushed after he got sussed sending an e mail to another gay lad about what he wanted to do to me! 98308[/snapback] You send him a picture of your cock aswell? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey 0 Posted April 10, 2006 Share Posted April 10, 2006 6 days 4 hours. I';ve got faith he'll be a good boy for atleast that long. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob W 0 Posted April 10, 2006 Share Posted April 10, 2006 aye - he needs to rack up some decent time for his CV but the cloven hoof will pop out sooner rather than later IMHO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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