OTF 7297 Posted November 27, 2020 Share Posted November 27, 2020 1 minute ago, Dr Gloom said: It’s actually been decent performance compared to recent games, which says a lot At half time it felt like we'd had loads of possession for once, turns out I'm just conditioned to us having next to none as we still had only had 42%. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13884 Posted November 27, 2020 Share Posted November 27, 2020 Hearing that Joelinton put in a performance akin to a Shola vintage from 2005, can anyone confirm? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essembeeofsunderland 811 Posted November 27, 2020 Share Posted November 27, 2020 There’ll be some tired and very angry makems at work tomorrow.I’d like to think they start no later than 6am. Tired Makem Bastards How lah.Lucky maggie basdids ftm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14011 Posted November 27, 2020 Author Share Posted November 27, 2020 Hahahahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essembeeofsunderland 811 Posted November 27, 2020 Share Posted November 27, 2020 2 minutes ago, OTF said: At half time it felt like we'd had loads of possession for once, turns out I'm just conditioned to us having next to none as we still had only had 42%. 40% in our own half. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ugly Mackems 133 Posted November 27, 2020 Share Posted November 27, 2020 Good job I had me crisp £5 note on Wilson. That had nowts each written all over it! Two bang average teams mind but we're top half. What will I invest my winning on? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essembeeofsunderland 811 Posted November 27, 2020 Share Posted November 27, 2020 A top 6 finish? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 9798 Posted November 27, 2020 Share Posted November 27, 2020 Just now, Ugly Mackems said: Good job I had me crisp £5 note on Wilson. That had nowts each written all over it! Two bang average teams mind but we're top half. What will I invest my winning on? You could buy yourself a Joelinton. If you get a fair price you will be able to buy yourself a beer as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7034 Posted November 27, 2020 Share Posted November 27, 2020 Joelinton is incapable of putting his laces though a football. He shanked every shot he had tonight off his instep, the fucking £40mil galoot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42460 Posted November 27, 2020 Share Posted November 27, 2020 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Polarboy 2311 Posted November 27, 2020 Share Posted November 27, 2020 That was by Bruce's recent standards not the worst even though it was a terrible game. At least we actually showed some attacking intent, even though Joelinton's finishing is about as good as my painting in the spare room. In fairness to Joelinton he does look like he could be a decent hard working foil to Wilson at the very least. We just need most of the actual chances to fall to Wilson. We'd be absolutely fucked if we hadn't bought Wilson. I suppose it's a bit obvious to say that you need at least one good finisher at your club, but that point has seemed to bypass Ashley at certain points in his tenure. Onwards to mid-table obscurity hopefully, with the faint hope of a takeover preventing full on despair with the situation at the club. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42460 Posted November 27, 2020 Share Posted November 27, 2020 1 hour ago, Dr Gloom said: Just wait for the deluded geordies, Bruce has got them playing better than Rafa brigade on Twitter now. Luke Edwards will have found a way to watch too Like clockwork. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 9798 Posted November 27, 2020 Share Posted November 27, 2020 7 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: Like clockwork. On the wine again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21951 Posted November 28, 2020 Share Posted November 28, 2020 Chicken in the oven 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12496 Posted November 28, 2020 Share Posted November 28, 2020 (edited) He’s such a nob. So what is his point there? That Joelinton is as good as ASM? Because if it is he’s even more clueless about a sport that he literally follows for work than I thought. I assume he’s just looking for an angle to back the bloke whose arse he’s kissing after Bruces nonsense about how he was going to drop ASM. Shite game, two shite sides, but we have Callum Wilson and good strikers tend to be the difference in games like that. Good we got a result but we just can’t continue playing like this and have it be sustainable, we have to start to at least try to control games even in spells, there’s absolutely nothing to fear against poor sides like Crystal Palace with equally as past it managers like Hodgson. Edited November 28, 2020 by Howay 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14011 Posted November 28, 2020 Author Share Posted November 28, 2020 toon toon 10 cans in the oven Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42460 Posted November 28, 2020 Share Posted November 28, 2020 1 hour ago, Isegrim said: On the wine again. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OTF 7297 Posted November 28, 2020 Share Posted November 28, 2020 2 hours ago, Kid Dynamite said: Joelinton is incapable of putting his laces though a football. He shanked every shot he had tonight off his instep, the fucking £40mil galoot! But nee mind, getting that goal will bring him loads of confidence and 'e'll start banging 'em in from all 'owa now, you just watch n see. The football pundits told me so. They also confirmed what we all, I think, deep down know; Bruce has the club moving in the right direction. Combine those two indisputable facts and we're bound for not just Europe, but European glory. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OTF 7297 Posted November 28, 2020 Share Posted November 28, 2020 57 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said: Chicken in the oven Food for thought. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12496 Posted November 28, 2020 Share Posted November 28, 2020 The best part of the pundits being utter arseholes like they are at the moment is if we all started saying Bruce was fucking mint, and we were destined for Europe, they’d be going to lengths to prove how wank and unsustainable the football is and saying we’re all deluded. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35095 Posted November 28, 2020 Share Posted November 28, 2020 6 hours ago, Howay said: He’s such a nob. So what is his point there? That Joelinton is as good as ASM? Because if it is he’s even more clueless about a sport that he literally follows for work than I thought. I assume he’s just looking for an angle to back the bloke whose arse he’s kissing after Bruces nonsense about how he was going to drop ASM. Shite game, two shite sides, but we have Callum Wilson and good strikers tend to be the difference in games like that. Good we got a result but we just can’t continue playing like this and have it be sustainable, we have to start to at least try to control games even in spells, there’s absolutely nothing to fear against poor sides like Crystal Palace with equally as past it managers like Hodgson. He’s absolutely tragic like. He’s so ‘happy’ about things his first instinct on a Friday night is to head to Twitter looking for bites. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35095 Posted November 28, 2020 Share Posted November 28, 2020 9 hours ago, Kid Dynamite said: Joelinton is incapable of putting his laces though a football. He shanked every shot he had tonight off his instep, the fucking £40mil galoot! Didn’t get to watch the first half properly but what I did see of the match he had about 4 occasions where a decent connection should’ve at least seen the goalkeeper having to make a good save and, including the goal, he scuffed every one of them. Lovely bit of link up with Wilson for the first goal though I suppose. But if he didn’t cost £40m we wouldn’t even be talking about him as that’s the only reason he’s getting games Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13884 Posted November 28, 2020 Share Posted November 28, 2020 37 minutes ago, Alex said: He’s absolutely tragic like. He’s so ‘happy’ about things his first instinct on a Friday night is to head to Twitter looking for bites. Genuinely baffling that his employer see him posting complete bollocks when ripped to the tits on wine and seemingly don’t say anything. Not like he’s getting clicks 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30641 Posted November 28, 2020 Share Posted November 28, 2020 It’s quite an achievement to be the biggest twat at a newspaper that employs Alison Pearson and Fraser Nelson. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 9798 Posted November 28, 2020 Share Posted November 28, 2020 Top trolling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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