Brock Manson 0 Posted February 16, 2006 Share Posted February 16, 2006 Wouldn't kick them out of bed like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shearergol 0 Posted February 16, 2006 Share Posted February 16, 2006 reading this thread has made me realise what it is that I love about Britain... its the fact that whether you be a skinny, spotty computer geek or a fat ginger accountant you feel you have a chance with Supermodels and skinny famous bints. Ahhhh gets you right there (points to spot above and left of the now rather painful bellybutton that the lovely nurse of the NHS dismisses as nowt.) 95913[/snapback] I'm none of the above by the way, but still think I'd be able to pull Nicola 95916[/snapback] Her boyfriend of (about) four years thinks differently 95917[/snapback] That the boyfriend (Carl Egerton) that she broke up with last year? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted February 16, 2006 Share Posted February 16, 2006 That the boyfriend (Carl Egerton) that she broke up with last year? 95924[/snapback] stalker tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shearergol 0 Posted February 16, 2006 Share Posted February 16, 2006 That the boyfriend (Carl Egerton) that she broke up with last year? 95924[/snapback] stalker tbh 95929[/snapback] Not denying it tbqh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 22007 Posted February 16, 2006 Share Posted February 16, 2006 (edited) 95811[/snapback] Is that a German joke? Edited February 16, 2006 by Renton Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10972 Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 our proud military history Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46086 Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 reading this thread has made me realise what it is that I love about Britain... its the fact that whether you be a skinny, spotty computer geek or a fat ginger accountant you feel you have a chance with Supermodels and skinny famous bints. Ahhhh gets you right there (points to spot above and left of the now rather painful bellybutton that the lovely nurse of the NHS dismisses as nowt.) 95913[/snapback] I'm none of the above by the way, but still think I'd be able to pull Nicola 95916[/snapback] Her boyfriend of (about) four years thinks differently 95917[/snapback] Your brother is it? Now he's finished with Rachel Stevens (from behind the security barrier). I hope I've got the right person. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 Our inventions. and this... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 POW camps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shearergol 0 Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 reading this thread has made me realise what it is that I love about Britain... its the fact that whether you be a skinny, spotty computer geek or a fat ginger accountant you feel you have a chance with Supermodels and skinny famous bints. Ahhhh gets you right there (points to spot above and left of the now rather painful bellybutton that the lovely nurse of the NHS dismisses as nowt.) 95913[/snapback] I'm none of the above by the way, but still think I'd be able to pull Nicola 95916[/snapback] Her boyfriend of (about) four years thinks differently 95917[/snapback] Your brother is it? Now he's finished with Rachel Stevens (from behind the security barrier). I hope I've got the right person. 95952[/snapback] Think you did Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 i could just go that now!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 22007 Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 That looks like one of those crappy breakfasts you get at one of the cheap shitty hotels (Travel Inn or something, I forget). One of everything - they even count the beans. I prefer the breakfasts you get in a decent hotel (like the Marriot chain) or in a proper greasy spoon - [souness] proper [\Souness] portions! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46086 Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 That looks like one of those crappy breakfasts you get at one of the cheap shitty hotels (Travel Inn or something, I forget). One of everything - they even count the beans. I prefer the breakfasts you get in a decent hotel (like the Marriot chain) or in a proper greasy spoon - [souness] proper [\Souness] portions! 95988[/snapback] It's about £15 for a breakfast in the Marriott though. It's the same with all decent hotel chains, they charge mental prices for breakfast because they know most guests will just eat there regardless. A proper cooked breakfast every now and then is class though. I'm on the bagels with salmon and cream cheese at the mo - sooooooo continental. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 I'm off the fry ups at the minute. I pop into my mams for a grilled bacon sandwhich on a Saturday monring but it's not the same. It needs to be dripping in fat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 22007 Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 That looks like one of those crappy breakfasts you get at one of the cheap shitty hotels (Travel Inn or something, I forget). One of everything - they even count the beans. I prefer the breakfasts you get in a decent hotel (like the Marriot chain) or in a proper greasy spoon - [souness] proper [\Souness] portions! 95988[/snapback] It's about £15 for a breakfast in the Marriott though. It's the same with all decent hotel chains, they charge mental prices for breakfast because they know most guests will just eat there regardless. A proper cooked breakfast every now and then is class though. I'm on the bagels with salmon and cream cheese at the mo - sooooooo continental. 95989[/snapback] I usually go B&B on some type of special offer which works out well, using loyalty points and that. Best full English I had was at the Glasgow Marriott - they had 4 types of sausage! Felt like a pig afterwards. The funny thing was there was a Rab C Nesbitt lookalike and his scumbag family there - the fucker even had a string vest on. They were stereotypical neds like - the shell-suited zombie wife nicked all the cereal individual cartons, and he was really nasty to the waitress, ordering a vodka and orange at 9 in the morning. Worst thing was I overheard they were put up there by the council for some reason - another best of British quirk I guess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 I stayed in a hotel in Leicester which had an all you can eat fry up. We all had thirds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46086 Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 Not a bad place to get put up by the council like. He sounds hilarious though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob W 0 Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 POW camps. 95972[/snapback] Concentration Camps (Boer War) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 POW camps. 95972[/snapback] Concentration Camps (Boer War) 96001[/snapback] Aye, that's what I meant. We invented them, makes you proud. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 95843[/snapback] Do you boys actually think the ridiculously skinny look is that attractive? They look like lollipops! Sarah's chest looks like a xylophone and Cheryl looks like she's playing dressy-up in her mam's clothes and make-up 95891[/snapback] That's true actually. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob W 0 Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 The Maxim Gun Tanks 1000 Bomber raids Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 95843[/snapback] Do you boys actually think the ridiculously skinny look is that attractive? They look like lollipops! Sarah's chest looks like a xylophone and Cheryl looks like she's playing dressy-up in her mam's clothes and make-up 95891[/snapback] That's true actually. 96013[/snapback] Give me an English rose with hips and tits everytime. Although, I must defend Cheryl, I've seen her close up in the flesh and she's canny attractive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46086 Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 I tell you what like, it's canny sad that all the lads know all the names of Girls Aloud. What's the matter with yous? Tweedy is excusable because she's local but the rest of them. Oh and they're all far too skinny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 That looks like one of those crappy breakfasts you get at one of the cheap shitty hotels (Travel Inn or something, I forget). One of everything - they even count the beans. I prefer the breakfasts you get in a decent hotel (like the Marriot chain) or in a proper greasy spoon - [souness] proper [\Souness] portions! 95988[/snapback] It's about £15 for a breakfast in the Marriott though. It's the same with all decent hotel chains, they charge mental prices for breakfast because they know most guests will just eat there regardless. A proper cooked breakfast every now and then is class though. I'm on the bagels with salmon and cream cheese at the mo - sooooooo continental. 95989[/snapback] Soooooooo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob W 0 Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 Get yer sel up to Luton Brock! See you're playing ANOTHER friday night game...................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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