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GAY AS YOU GO!

 

By Rav Singh

 

ON me bed, Sony! The News of the World today reveals how two bisexual Premiership stars made some VERY dirty phone calls—using a mobile as a gay sex toy.

 

The players—one capped several times for England— were caught on camera cavorting with a pal well known in the music industry in a homosexual orgy that will shock soccer.

 

The three men—who cannot be identified for legal reasons—are pictured wearing just vests and boxer shorts as they tackle each other in ways fans never expected.

 

In the astonishing pictures—seen by our showbiz columnist Rav Singh, Player A—a household name who has a reputation as a rebel on and off the pitch—shoves his mobile down his boxers.

 

He performs a sex act with it which is too obscene to be described here. Then Player B calls his number to make the phone vibrate. Player A is also pictured on the bed while Player B—a multi-million pound goal-scoring mid-fielder—kneels to perform oral sex on him.

 

Meanwhile the music man can also be seen leaning over the pair, kissing and caressing the footballers, who play for different sides.

 

The source who handed us the graphic images said: "Fans would be stunned if they knew who the players were.

 

"Both have had girlfriends and one is still in a relationship. If anything they are known as ladies' men—lads who like chasing skirt at nightclubs. They're always in the papers with some glamorous girl or another. Never in a million years would you think they'd be involved in anything like this."

 

The sordid sex session took place in the flat of one of the players.

 

The source added: "They all stripped down to their vests and boxers—not exactly the sort of gear you'd just sit around in for a chat. And then they're in the bedroom and it all kicks off.

 

"Soon it was like something out of a hard core porn film.

 

"One (Player A) lay on the bed while his mate (Player :D knelt down beside him and gave him a **** ***. Soon his (Player A's) face was contorted with pleasure.

 

"When all this was going on, the music bloke was leaning all over them both, kissing and stroking every bit of flesh he could get to.

 

"Then (Player :( got up and went over to the other side of the room to change the music they were listening to.

 

"While he was doing it (Player A) got his mobile phone out and you can see him pushing it down his shorts.

 

"You can see he's urging (Player ;) to ring him. He must have had the vibrate alert on. (Player ;) then gets out his phone and rings him again and again while (Player A) closes his eyes."

 

In the set of images Player A seems to be the leader in the hardcore sex games while the music man is mainly content to watch.

 

"They were so relaxed with each other it looked like this wasn't the first time," said our source.

 

"It wouldn't surprise me if they'd had each other's numbers before."

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"One (Player A) lay on the bed while his mate (Player :D knelt down beside him and gave him a **** ***. Soon his (Player A's) face was contorted with pleasure.

 

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Sony PSP?

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Goalscoring midfielder ? Possibly. 

 

I'm hoping that the capped several times for England guy is a left back with a girlfriend singer - giving them a very clear link to the music man.

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a household name who has a reputation as a rebel on and off the pitch

 

:D

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He's often seen leaving nightclubs with ladies other than his girlfriend which could possibly be put down to being a rebel (by NOTW...)

 

Does diving count as being a rebel on the pitch ?

 

Clutching at straws tbh.

 

(Actually, Sima's suggestion doesn't seem to be very rebellious either.)

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I think that interview in the Observer today with a certain midfielder maybe an excercise in "clearing the decks"? A "thinker"....

 

I think that this popular music idol is a good shout...heard something about that somewhere else....

 

Didn't the NOTW article say only one played for England?....

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I think that interview in the Observer today with a certain midfielder maybe an excercise in "clearing the decks"? A "thinker"....

 

I think that this popular music idol is a good shout...heard something about that somewhere else....

 

Didn't the NOTW article say only one played for England?....

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Does one play for Wales? :D

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I think that interview in the Observer today with a certain midfielder maybe an excercise in "clearing the decks"? A "thinker"....

 

I think that this popular music idol is a good shout...heard something about that somewhere else....

 

Didn't the NOTW article say only one played for England?....

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Does one play for Wales? :D

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Well I wouldn't have reckoned on a short guy shouting BELL me And I'll stick a phone up MY arse....

 

:(

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I think that interview in the Observer today with a certain midfielder maybe an excercise in "clearing the decks"? A "thinker"....

 

I think that this popular music idol is a good shout...heard something about that somewhere else....

 

Didn't the NOTW article say only one played for England?....

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Does one play for Wales? :(

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One who watched too many Bel Ami films? :D

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I think that interview in the Observer today with a certain midfielder maybe an excercise in "clearing the decks"? A "thinker"....

 

I think that this popular music idol is a good shout...heard something about that somewhere else....

 

Didn't the NOTW article say only one played for England?....

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Does one play for Wales? :D

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Well I wouldn't have reckoned on a short guy shouting BELL me And I'll stick a phone up MY arse....

 

:(

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Bellamy is only gay for LM tbh.

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Rumours I've heard elsewhere:

 

The goalscoring midfielder is the player who was supposed to be appearing in Rachel Stevens' next video before she died/got dropped. Although, he hasn't been scoring many goals recently.

 

The other is the left back/centre back/defensive midfielder we were supposedly signing as soon as Rooney went to Manchester United.

 

Obviously it can't be both of them as neither of these are English and therefore haven't been capped for England.

 

Does Curtley's brother, who used to play for us, count as a household name and a goalscoring midfielder ? There were many rumours of him and a music man before.

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Rumours I've heard elsewhere:

 

The goalscoring midfielder is the player who was supposed to be appearing in Rachel Stevens' next video before she died/got dropped.  Although, he hasn't been scoring many goals recently.

 

The other is the left back/centre back/defensive midfielder we were supposedly signing as soon as Rooney went to Manchester United.

 

Obviously it can't be both of them as neither of these are English and therefore haven't been capped for England.

 

Does Curtley's brother, who used to play for us, count as a household name and a goalscoring midfielder ?  There were many rumours of him and a music man before.

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Nope.

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god im rubbish at these riddles, always have been.  Surely there's somewhere on this thing called the world wide web where the players are named and 'shamed'?  Otherwise whats the point of of all this power at our fingertips??

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"some people think the internet is a bad thing...."

 

The story is probably bollocks anyway, so there's nowhere on the web which offers concrete proof.

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