Toptoontotty 0 Posted February 7, 2006 Author Share Posted February 7, 2006 HEY ALL, IM NEW HERE AND AFTER READING SOME VERY INTERESTING TOPICS I DECIDED TO GET STUCK IN!!! I FANCY SOMEONE ROTTEN AT WORK AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO! I KNOW WHAT ID LIKE TO DO TO HIM THOUGH HAHAHAHA WHAT SHOULD I DO.....AAAARRRRGGGGHH SMOOTH OPERATOR YOU SEEM TO BE THE MOST EXPERIENCE OUT OF ALL THOSE ON HERE HELP ME!!!!!!!! 90315[/snapback] Smooth specialises in the psychology and pathology of attraction and compatibility. As such he will no doubt need to know whether your fanny stinks etc. tbh. 90339[/snapback] Yes that info will be required and my guidance may depend on this, if you're you I think you are then you fanny will be a biohazard tbh! 90355[/snapback] Oh my gaaaaaaawwwwd I am so confused... do you think i am your boss??? I can assure you i am not your boss, im no ones boss, anyways go and have a look and see what your boss is doing then you will know for definate Gawwwwwd you are hard work!!!! 90366[/snapback] Ooooo n p.s my fanny does not smell like biohazard it smells just lovely!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted February 7, 2006 Share Posted February 7, 2006 HEY ALL, IM NEW HERE AND AFTER READING SOME VERY INTERESTING TOPICS I DECIDED TO GET STUCK IN!!! I FANCY SOMEONE ROTTEN AT WORK AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO! I KNOW WHAT ID LIKE TO DO TO HIM THOUGH HAHAHAHA WHAT SHOULD I DO.....AAAARRRRGGGGHH SMOOTH OPERATOR YOU SEEM TO BE THE MOST EXPERIENCE OUT OF ALL THOSE ON HERE HELP ME!!!!!!!! 90315[/snapback] First mistake... 90332[/snapback] Oooooops is smooth operator a bit of a knob like?from the way he goes on I thought he would be very hmmmmm...... smooooooth 90336[/snapback] I have my suspicions as to who this imposter is tbh. If I'm right then she really should get on with her work, she's not exactly the most productive member of staff. 90343[/snapback] Ehhhhhhhh? Smooth I'm not following? Imposter? who me???? Tut... thats not very nice, sorry for joining in, i wont talk to you anymore. Ooooo before I stop talking to you where do you work btw 90351[/snapback] I work about 3 desks away from you pet. 90363[/snapback] Must smell like the outflow pipe at Sellafield after Dyno-Rod have been called in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted February 7, 2006 Share Posted February 7, 2006 HEY ALL, IM NEW HERE AND AFTER READING SOME VERY INTERESTING TOPICS I DECIDED TO GET STUCK IN!!! I FANCY SOMEONE ROTTEN AT WORK AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO! I KNOW WHAT ID LIKE TO DO TO HIM THOUGH HAHAHAHA WHAT SHOULD I DO.....AAAARRRRGGGGHH SMOOTH OPERATOR YOU SEEM TO BE THE MOST EXPERIENCE OUT OF ALL THOSE ON HERE HELP ME!!!!!!!! 90315[/snapback] Smooth specialises in the psychology and pathology of attraction and compatibility. As such he will no doubt need to know whether your fanny stinks etc. tbh. 90339[/snapback] Yes that info will be required and my guidance may depend on this, if you're you I think you are then you fanny will be a biohazard tbh! 90355[/snapback] Oh my gaaaaaaawwwwd I am so confused... do you think i am your boss??? I can assure you i am not your boss, im no ones boss, anyways go and have a look and see what your boss is doing then you will know for definate Gawwwwwd you are hard work!!!! 90366[/snapback] I'm wiping my hands of you now, your a head batter tbh. Get back to work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toptoontotty 0 Posted February 7, 2006 Author Share Posted February 7, 2006 HEY ALL, IM NEW HERE AND AFTER READING SOME VERY INTERESTING TOPICS I DECIDED TO GET STUCK IN!!! I FANCY SOMEONE ROTTEN AT WORK AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO! I KNOW WHAT ID LIKE TO DO TO HIM THOUGH HAHAHAHA WHAT SHOULD I DO.....AAAARRRRGGGGHH SMOOTH OPERATOR YOU SEEM TO BE THE MOST EXPERIENCE OUT OF ALL THOSE ON HERE HELP ME!!!!!!!! 90315[/snapback] Don't worry pet the big finger is here Make up an excuse to work late with him then get under the desk and knock out a tune on his blue vein trumpet, if that fails PM me and we'll make some alternative arrangements as it probably means your technique is all wrong and you need some training. 90361[/snapback] Ok, its a deal!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted February 7, 2006 Share Posted February 7, 2006 HEY ALL, IM NEW HERE AND AFTER READING SOME VERY INTERESTING TOPICS I DECIDED TO GET STUCK IN!!! I FANCY SOMEONE ROTTEN AT WORK AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO! I KNOW WHAT ID LIKE TO DO TO HIM THOUGH HAHAHAHA WHAT SHOULD I DO.....AAAARRRRGGGGHH SMOOTH OPERATOR YOU SEEM TO BE THE MOST EXPERIENCE OUT OF ALL THOSE ON HERE HELP ME!!!!!!!! 90315[/snapback] Don't worry pet the big finger is here Make up an excuse to work late with him then get under the desk and knock out a tune on his blue vein trumpet, if that fails PM me and we'll make some alternative arrangements as it probably means your technique is all wrong and you need some training. 90361[/snapback] Ok, its a deal!!! 90374[/snapback] Wacky's is more of a tin whistle than a trumpet mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted February 7, 2006 Share Posted February 7, 2006 HEY ALL, IM NEW HERE AND AFTER READING SOME VERY INTERESTING TOPICS I DECIDED TO GET STUCK IN!!! I FANCY SOMEONE ROTTEN AT WORK AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO! I KNOW WHAT ID LIKE TO DO TO HIM THOUGH HAHAHAHA WHAT SHOULD I DO.....AAAARRRRGGGGHH SMOOTH OPERATOR YOU SEEM TO BE THE MOST EXPERIENCE OUT OF ALL THOSE ON HERE HELP ME!!!!!!!! 90315[/snapback] Don't worry pet the big finger is here Make up an excuse to work late with him then get under the desk and knock out a tune on his blue vein trumpet, if that fails PM me and we'll make some alternative arrangements as it probably means your technique is all wrong and you need some training. 90361[/snapback] Ok, its a deal!!! 90374[/snapback] Wacky's is more of a tin whistle than a trumpet mind. 90380[/snapback] And he's a dwarf, he was in Willow, it's one of his ten stories tbh! Is that the time, I was supposed to be away half an hour ago, it's not who i thought it was now, Confronted her and dropped myself in the brown stuff at the same time! Welcome Toptoontotty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted February 7, 2006 Share Posted February 7, 2006 HEY ALL, IM NEW HERE AND AFTER READING SOME VERY INTERESTING TOPICS I DECIDED TO GET STUCK IN!!! I FANCY SOMEONE ROTTEN AT WORK AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO! I KNOW WHAT ID LIKE TO DO TO HIM THOUGH HAHAHAHA WHAT SHOULD I DO.....AAAARRRRGGGGHH SMOOTH OPERATOR YOU SEEM TO BE THE MOST EXPERIENCE OUT OF ALL THOSE ON HERE HELP ME!!!!!!!! 90315[/snapback] Don't worry pet the big finger is here Make up an excuse to work late with him then get under the desk and knock out a tune on his blue vein trumpet, if that fails PM me and we'll make some alternative arrangements as it probably means your technique is all wrong and you need some training. 90361[/snapback] Ok, its a deal!!! 90374[/snapback] Wacky's is more of a tin whistle than a trumpet mind. 90380[/snapback] And he's a dwarf, he was in Willow, it's one of his ten stories tbh! Is that the time, I was supposed to be away half an hour ago, it's not who i thought it was now, Confronted her and dropped myself in the brown stuff at the same time! Welcome Toptoontotty. 90385[/snapback] Fucking hell I hope thats true! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted February 7, 2006 Share Posted February 7, 2006 (edited) HEY ALL, IM NEW HERE AND AFTER READING SOME VERY INTERESTING TOPICS I DECIDED TO GET STUCK IN!!! I FANCY SOMEONE ROTTEN AT WORK AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO! I KNOW WHAT ID LIKE TO DO TO HIM THOUGH HAHAHAHA WHAT SHOULD I DO.....AAAARRRRGGGGHH SMOOTH OPERATOR YOU SEEM TO BE THE MOST EXPERIENCE OUT OF ALL THOSE ON HERE HELP ME!!!!!!!! 90315[/snapback] Don't worry pet the big finger is here Make up an excuse to work late with him then get under the desk and knock out a tune on his blue vein trumpet, if that fails PM me and we'll make some alternative arrangements as it probably means your technique is all wrong and you need some training. 90361[/snapback] Ok, its a deal!!! 90374[/snapback] Let me know how you get on in case we need to arrange some training as I'll have to book you in , I've got a lot on at the minute. You could probably do with changing the thread title to "I fancy fucking someone at work" Edited February 7, 2006 by Wacky Jnr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted February 7, 2006 Share Posted February 7, 2006 HEY ALL, IM NEW HERE AND AFTER READING SOME VERY INTERESTING TOPICS I DECIDED TO GET STUCK IN!!! I FANCY SOMEONE ROTTEN AT WORK AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO! I KNOW WHAT ID LIKE TO DO TO HIM THOUGH HAHAHAHA WHAT SHOULD I DO.....AAAARRRRGGGGHH SMOOTH OPERATOR YOU SEEM TO BE THE MOST EXPERIENCE OUT OF ALL THOSE ON HERE HELP ME!!!!!!!! 90315[/snapback] Don't worry pet the big finger is here Make up an excuse to work late with him then get under the desk and knock out a tune on his blue vein trumpet, if that fails PM me and we'll make some alternative arrangements as it probably means your technique is all wrong and you need some training. 90361[/snapback] Ok, its a deal!!! 90374[/snapback] Let me know how you get on in case we need to arrange some training as I'll have to book you in , I've got a lot on at the minute. 90393[/snapback] One man band tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 6544 Posted February 7, 2006 Share Posted February 7, 2006 HEY ALL, IM NEW HERE AND AFTER READING SOME VERY INTERESTING TOPICS I DECIDED TO GET STUCK IN!!! I FANCY SOMEONE ROTTEN AT WORK AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO! I KNOW WHAT ID LIKE TO DO TO HIM THOUGH HAHAHAHA WHAT SHOULD I DO.....AAAARRRRGGGGHH SMOOTH OPERATOR YOU SEEM TO BE THE MOST EXPERIENCE OUT OF ALL THOSE ON HERE HELP ME!!!!!!!! 90315[/snapback] WELL STOP SHOUTING FOR A START! Then it's simple pet, corner the lad, show him your minge and tell him it's got his name written all over it! If he knocks you back you'll know he's a pork knuckle, case closed, next? 90333[/snapback] She might resemble Carol Thatcher and have a personality like Craig Bellamy though..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted February 7, 2006 Share Posted February 7, 2006 HEY ALL, IM NEW HERE AND AFTER READING SOME VERY INTERESTING TOPICS I DECIDED TO GET STUCK IN!!! I FANCY SOMEONE ROTTEN AT WORK AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO! I KNOW WHAT ID LIKE TO DO TO HIM THOUGH HAHAHAHA WHAT SHOULD I DO.....AAAARRRRGGGGHH SMOOTH OPERATOR YOU SEEM TO BE THE MOST EXPERIENCE OUT OF ALL THOSE ON HERE HELP ME!!!!!!!! 90315[/snapback] WELL STOP SHOUTING FOR A START! Then it's simple pet, corner the lad, show him your minge and tell him it's got his name written all over it! If he knocks you back you'll know he's a pork knuckle, case closed, next? 90333[/snapback] She might resemble Carol Thatcher and have a personality like Craig Bellamy though..... 90401[/snapback] I think that might be being a bit optimistic tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6682 Posted February 7, 2006 Share Posted February 7, 2006 HEY ALL, IM NEW HERE AND AFTER READING SOME VERY INTERESTING TOPICS I DECIDED TO GET STUCK IN!!! I FANCY SOMEONE ROTTEN AT WORK AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO! I KNOW WHAT ID LIKE TO DO TO HIM THOUGH HAHAHAHA WHAT SHOULD I DO.....AAAARRRRGGGGHH SMOOTH OPERATOR YOU SEEM TO BE THE MOST EXPERIENCE OUT OF ALL THOSE ON HERE HELP ME!!!!!!!! 90315[/snapback] First mistake... 90332[/snapback] Oooooops is smooth operator a bit of a knob like?from the way he goes on I thought he would be very hmmmmm...... smooooooth 90336[/snapback] I have my suspicions as to who this imposter is tbh. If I'm right then she really should get on with her work, she's not exactly the most productive member of staff. 90343[/snapback] Ehhhhhhhh? Smooth I'm not following? Imposter? who me???? Tut... thats not very nice, sorry for joining in, i wont talk to you anymore. Ooooo before I stop talking to you where do you work btw 90351[/snapback] Are you his boss? 90356[/snapback] I'm getting the connection you're making here Gol.... Best go delete that thread SMO! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toptoontotty 0 Posted February 7, 2006 Author Share Posted February 7, 2006 HEY ALL, IM NEW HERE AND AFTER READING SOME VERY INTERESTING TOPICS I DECIDED TO GET STUCK IN!!! I FANCY SOMEONE ROTTEN AT WORK AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO! I KNOW WHAT ID LIKE TO DO TO HIM THOUGH HAHAHAHA WHAT SHOULD I DO.....AAAARRRRGGGGHH SMOOTH OPERATOR YOU SEEM TO BE THE MOST EXPERIENCE OUT OF ALL THOSE ON HERE HELP ME!!!!!!!! 90315[/snapback] First mistake... 90332[/snapback] Oooooops is smooth operator a bit of a knob like?from the way he goes on I thought he would be very hmmmmm...... smooooooth 90336[/snapback] I have my suspicions as to who this imposter is tbh. If I'm right then she really should get on with her work, she's not exactly the most productive member of staff. 90343[/snapback] Ehhhhhhhh? Smooth I'm not following? Imposter? who me???? Tut... thats not very nice, sorry for joining in, i wont talk to you anymore. Ooooo before I stop talking to you where do you work btw 90351[/snapback] I work about 3 desks away from you pet. 90363[/snapback] Eh???? Smooth i think you are mistaking me for someone else I can guarantee you do not work in my office, we only have 3 males in here, 1 is the boss in question that my dilhema is about, 1 looks like the post op transvestite youve been on about and the other , well hes nice but v v quiet and I can assure you that is not you!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shearergol 0 Posted February 7, 2006 Share Posted February 7, 2006 What do I get if I guess your name? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted February 7, 2006 Share Posted February 7, 2006 What do I get if I guess your name? 90432[/snapback] A pocket rocket Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shearergol 0 Posted February 7, 2006 Share Posted February 7, 2006 What do I get if I guess your name? 90432[/snapback] A pocket rocket 90433[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toptoontotty 0 Posted February 7, 2006 Author Share Posted February 7, 2006 HEY ALL, IM NEW HERE AND AFTER READING SOME VERY INTERESTING TOPICS I DECIDED TO GET STUCK IN!!! I FANCY SOMEONE ROTTEN AT WORK AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO! I KNOW WHAT ID LIKE TO DO TO HIM THOUGH HAHAHAHA WHAT SHOULD I DO.....AAAARRRRGGGGHH SMOOTH OPERATOR YOU SEEM TO BE THE MOST EXPERIENCE OUT OF ALL THOSE ON HERE HELP ME!!!!!!!! 90315[/snapback] WELL STOP SHOUTING FOR A START! Then it's simple pet, corner the lad, show him your minge and tell him it's got his name written all over it! If he knocks you back you'll know he's a pork knuckle, case closed, next? 90333[/snapback] She might resemble Carol Thatcher and have a personality like Craig Bellamy though..... 90401[/snapback] I look nothing like carol thatcher!!!! I will have to get a foto put on here, see Smooth just dropped himself in the crap with sum poor lass at his work!!! Does anyone know what he really looks like? Im getting the feeling that he talks the talk and all that but maybee hes been near the back of the queue in the looks department..... poor smooth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6682 Posted February 7, 2006 Share Posted February 7, 2006 HEY ALL, IM NEW HERE AND AFTER READING SOME VERY INTERESTING TOPICS I DECIDED TO GET STUCK IN!!! I FANCY SOMEONE ROTTEN AT WORK AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO! I KNOW WHAT ID LIKE TO DO TO HIM THOUGH HAHAHAHA WHAT SHOULD I DO.....AAAARRRRGGGGHH SMOOTH OPERATOR YOU SEEM TO BE THE MOST EXPERIENCE OUT OF ALL THOSE ON HERE HELP ME!!!!!!!! 90315[/snapback] WELL STOP SHOUTING FOR A START! Then it's simple pet, corner the lad, show him your minge and tell him it's got his name written all over it! If he knocks you back you'll know he's a pork knuckle, case closed, next? 90333[/snapback] She might resemble Carol Thatcher and have a personality like Craig Bellamy though..... 90401[/snapback] I look nothing like carol thatcher!!!! I will have to get a foto put on here, see Smooth just dropped himself in the crap with sum poor lass at his work!!! Does anyone know what he really looks like? Im getting the feeling that he talks the talk and all that but maybee hes been near the back of the queue in the looks department..... poor smooth. 90435[/snapback] Wacky should be able to provide you with photographic evidence! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted February 7, 2006 Share Posted February 7, 2006 HEY ALL, IM NEW HERE AND AFTER READING SOME VERY INTERESTING TOPICS I DECIDED TO GET STUCK IN!!! I FANCY SOMEONE ROTTEN AT WORK AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO! I KNOW WHAT ID LIKE TO DO TO HIM THOUGH HAHAHAHA WHAT SHOULD I DO.....AAAARRRRGGGGHH SMOOTH OPERATOR YOU SEEM TO BE THE MOST EXPERIENCE OUT OF ALL THOSE ON HERE HELP ME!!!!!!!! 90315[/snapback] WELL STOP SHOUTING FOR A START! Then it's simple pet, corner the lad, show him your minge and tell him it's got his name written all over it! If he knocks you back you'll know he's a pork knuckle, case closed, next? 90333[/snapback] She might resemble Carol Thatcher and have a personality like Craig Bellamy though..... 90401[/snapback] I look nothing like carol thatcher!!!! I will have to get a foto put on here, see Smooth just dropped himself in the crap with sum poor lass at his work!!! Does anyone know what he really looks like? Im getting the feeling that he talks the talk and all that but maybee hes been near the back of the queue in the looks department..... poor smooth. 90435[/snapback] Wacky should be able to provide you with photographic evidence! 90439[/snapback] I have one of him somewhere but i can only find this one of his dad at the minute. Their very much alike though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toptoontotty 0 Posted February 7, 2006 Author Share Posted February 7, 2006 HEY ALL, IM NEW HERE AND AFTER READING SOME VERY INTERESTING TOPICS I DECIDED TO GET STUCK IN!!! I FANCY SOMEONE ROTTEN AT WORK AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO! I KNOW WHAT ID LIKE TO DO TO HIM THOUGH HAHAHAHA WHAT SHOULD I DO.....AAAARRRRGGGGHH SMOOTH OPERATOR YOU SEEM TO BE THE MOST EXPERIENCE OUT OF ALL THOSE ON HERE HELP ME!!!!!!!! 90315[/snapback] WELL STOP SHOUTING FOR A START! Then it's simple pet, corner the lad, show him your minge and tell him it's got his name written all over it! If he knocks you back you'll know he's a pork knuckle, case closed, next? 90333[/snapback] She might resemble Carol Thatcher and have a personality like Craig Bellamy though..... 90401[/snapback] I look nothing like carol thatcher!!!! I will have to get a foto put on here, see Smooth just dropped himself in the crap with sum poor lass at his work!!! Does anyone know what he really looks like? Im getting the feeling that he talks the talk and all that but maybee hes been near the back of the queue in the looks department..... poor smooth. 90435[/snapback] Wacky should be able to provide you with photographic evidence! 90439[/snapback] I have one of him somewhere but i can only find this one of his dad at the minute. Their very much alike though. 90445[/snapback] ha ha ha ha nice one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shearergol 0 Posted February 7, 2006 Share Posted February 7, 2006 J? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toptoontotty 0 Posted February 7, 2006 Author Share Posted February 7, 2006 J? 90457[/snapback] j? dunno what you mean Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted February 7, 2006 Share Posted February 7, 2006 Jesus wept? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted February 7, 2006 Share Posted February 7, 2006 J? 90457[/snapback] is that bra size or initial ???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toptoontotty 0 Posted February 7, 2006 Author Share Posted February 7, 2006 J? 90457[/snapback] is that bra size or initial ???? 90461[/snapback] Neither if you are talking bout me!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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