Rob W 0 Posted February 9, 2006 Author Share Posted February 9, 2006 They're going to have to rethink the ID card business - fingerprints and retina scans ain't going to be a lot of use in his case........................ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006 They're going to have to rethink the ID card business - fingerprints and retina scans ain't going to be a lot of use in his case........................ 91217[/snapback] He's quite easy to spot though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob W 0 Posted February 9, 2006 Author Share Posted February 9, 2006 There are a lot of one handed, one eyed people out there - I think perhaps he should have to wear a flashing light on top of his head so the meeja can find him once he's out....................... which given the time he's been on remand will rpoably be next week I guess........... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006 There are a lot of one handed, one eyed people out there - I think perhaps he should have to wear a flashing light on top of his head so the meeja can find him once he's out....................... which given the time he's been on remand will rpoably be next week I guess........... 91280[/snapback] He's lost both hands hasn't he. No wonder he's frustrated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 175 Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006 There are a lot of one handed, one eyed people out there - I think perhaps he should have to wear a flashing light on top of his head so the meeja can find him once he's out....................... which given the time he's been on remand will rpoably be next week I guess........... 91280[/snapback] He's lost both hands hasn't he. No wonder he's frustrated. 91290[/snapback] [shudders]wanking could be dangerous[/shudders] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006 Do you reckon he's got a specially adapted 'flesh light' for use with hooks? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob W 0 Posted February 9, 2006 Author Share Posted February 9, 2006 He's probably got a whole load of "Snap-on-Tools" in his rucksack............ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006 He's probably got a whole load of "Snap-on-Tools" in his rucksack............ 91311[/snapback] Like him off He-Man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 22007 Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006 I think Hamza should be committed to life in a mental institution. I was listening to an interview with him the other day, where amongst other loony things he said the loss of the space shuttle Columbia was proof that the US is going to disintegrate. Apparently, Allah himself broke up the shuttle and the fact it happened over Texas is extremely significant (the fact that this was it's flight path is not significant however). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006 Do you reckon he's got a specially adapted 'flesh light' for use with hooks? 91301[/snapback] oops spilt me juice... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006 I think Hamza should be committed to life in a mental institution. I was listening to an interview with him the other day, where amongst other loony things he said the loss of the space shuttle Columbia was proof that the US is going to disintegrate. Apparently, Allah himself broke up the shuttle and the fact it happened over Texas is extremely significant (the fact that this was it's flight path is not significant however). 91315[/snapback] Wonder what he had to say about the earthquake in Kashmir Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006 Wonder what he had to say about the earthquake in Kashmir 91318[/snapback] Logic has no place in religious debate tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006 Wonder what he had to say about the earthquake in Kashmir 91318[/snapback] Logic has no place in religious debate tbh. 91320[/snapback] Good point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 22007 Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006 I think Hamza should be committed to life in a mental institution. I was listening to an interview with him the other day, where amongst other loony things he said the loss of the space shuttle Columbia was proof that the US is going to disintegrate. Apparently, Allah himself broke up the shuttle and the fact it happened over Texas is extremely significant (the fact that this was it's flight path is not significant however). 91315[/snapback] Wonder what he had to say about the earthquake in Kashmir 91318[/snapback] The interviewer asked him whether God was responsible for deaths during the Hajj pilgrimage, to which he said no, that was obviously different, without elaborating why. Tbh, he struck me as more mad than bad, but then he was on his best behaviour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob W 0 Posted February 9, 2006 Author Share Posted February 9, 2006 Good point there are a few on here who obviously managed to sound almost sane when the doctors and trick cyclists came round Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006 I bet the producers of the new Jimmy Bond film are gutted, he'd make a great villain. Although I wouldn't let him stroke a cat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob W 0 Posted February 9, 2006 Author Share Posted February 9, 2006 I think cats are OK in Islam - not dogs mind you................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006 I think cats are OK in Islam - not dogs mind you................... 91337[/snapback] No, I meant I just wouldn't let him stroke a cat. He'd gut the poor bastid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob W 0 Posted February 9, 2006 Author Share Posted February 9, 2006 he's a caring religous teacher - very unlikey to hurt a dumb animal (except when they have to do the Haj Sacrifice mind) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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